Double Swantons

Akasha and Lita woke up at the same moment, when someone pounded on their door. "This better be good!" Lita yelled at the door. "It is." Jeff replied, "What time is it?" Lita shouted to him, too lazy to turn to the clock next to her. "Eleven in the morning." Was his reply. Jeff heard both woman mumble bloody murder and soon Lita was answering the door in a baggy shirt and small shorts, "Yes Jeff?" She asked while brushing her hair. "Matt and some others are all going down to the pool. He wants you both to come with us." Lita nodded, "Give us ten minutes." She turned to face Akasha who walked towards the door. She looked just as tired as Lita. Lita turned back to Jeff, she realized he was already in board shorts with a towel strung over his shoulder. "Better make it fifteen." She told him. He smiled and Lita closed the door and turned to Akasha, "Got any swimming gear girl?" She asked, rummaging through her bag. "Only boardies." Akasha replied after looking through her own bag. "Here." Lita tossed her one of her sets of bikinis. "Got any one piece outfits Lita?" Akasha asked skeptically, holding the small black pieces of material up. "Nope." Lita replied. She saw Akasha's frowning face and snatched the bikini away from her, "Fine. Try these ones on. I got them a couple of days ago, only to find out that the top half was too small for anything but a photo shoot."

Akasha tied up the orange top with extreme determination, no way she was falling out of it. She pulled her black board shorts over the thong and then she platted her hair. She walked out of the bathroom to grab her slip on shoes and towel. When she got out Lita was ready herself. She wasn't wearing board shorts but the bottom half wasn't a thong. Lita wrapped her Hardy Boyz Beach Towel around her waist and grabbed her sun glasses. "Shall we?" Akasha asked, opening the door. Lita nodded and the two walked out. In the elevator Lita finally piped up, "You can keep those if you want. Seem to fit you fine." Akasha nodded, it fit perfectly. "Thanks." She replied. Lita nodded as the doors opened and they walked out into the lobby. They headed down a flight of stairs towards the pool that had been reserved for the wrestlers that day.

Lita opened the pool gate, there were other people hanging off the fence who had the decency to watch and not bother. Edge was on the diving board at the deep end, "Swanton!" Matt called from the shallow end. "Bull shit!" Edge yelled back to him before bombing into the pool. The water washed over both women's feet, "Thanks Edge." Lita said after he surfaced, "Glad to help." He replied with his usual cheesy smile. The two walked to the sunning chairs at the shallow end and threw their towels onto them. "Gonna try a Swanton today Lita?" Matt asked casually as he kissed her on the cheek. "I guess, when I finally get into the pool." She replied. Matt wrapped his arm around her waist, "I'll help with that." He said before pulling himself and her into the pool. Stacey, who was laying in another sunning chair laughed at the two. The Dudley Boyz were now bombing into the pool, the wave of water swamping everyone else. "You don't hang around with the guys from Smack Down a lot do you?" Akasha asked Stacey. She shrugged, "I guess not, I mean Edge, Christian and D-Von are all on Smack Down too, but this is my circle of friends." She smiled as she answered and Akasha nodded in agreement, "Drinks for all." Jeff called as he and Christian returned to the pool with a tray of soft drinks and a jug of water. Everyone swam over and grabbed a glass of something in particular. "Mind if I join you?" Trish asked as she opened the gate and walked towards them all. "Be my guest." Edge replied. She grabbed herself a glass of water before she took her towel off from around her waist. She tossed it over a chair and dove into the pool.

"I'll give you ten bucks if you can Spear me off the diving board without bouncing me off first." Edge dared Matt as he got out of the pool, "You're on." Matt replied, swimming over and getting out. Everyone watched as Edge walked to the end of the diving board, 'Thank god the pool is huge.' Akasha though to herself, imaging them trying to do it in a smaller pool. She still hadn't got into the pool and had watched Lita come real close to landing a Swanton Bomb, she would have if Trish hadn't made her laugh. Matt got onto the board and leapt out. Edge bounced up and as he did Matt smacked straight into him and knocked him with a Spear, a loud crack of water against skin made everyone cringe. "That's gotta hurt." Trish said biting her lip. The two surfaced and began laughing, "Hand over the cash." Matt joked, "I don't have it on me." Edge teased, "Hey Akasha. You gonna show us how to Swanton or what?" Matt asked, changing the subject but as he began to splash water at Edge. "I think Jeff is the master in that department." She replied. "Come on!" Matt called before being dunked under water by Edge, determined to make him stop. "Yeah." Jeff added. "Both of you get up there and do it." Lita said, settling the dispute. Cheers of encouragement followed and finally Akasha got up and walked around the pool to the diving board. Jeff, by then had reached the other diving board next to it and both climbed up, "Do it together!" Christian called. "We're gonna get some serious height off these boards." Jeff said, looking to Akasha. She nodded, "Sure are. Gonna hurt when we land." Jeff nodded, "Guns up." He said holding his hands up in the famous Hardy Guns. They walked to the end and pushed off. They did it exactly the same, turned the same time and hit the water the same time. The cheers could be heard from under the water as both regained their bearings. They swam back up and looked around, "God damn that hurt!" Akasha shouted before swimming towards the shallow end.