Two Of A Kind
"Shit!!!" Lita screamed as Akasha tore down Jeff's dirt driveway, "I'm only doing a hundred and five." Akasha said with a laugh as she slid through another turn in the driveway, "I'm gonna throw up shortly!" Lita stated, grabbing onto the jesus bar above the door with one hand and clinging to her seat belt with the other. "You know this is fun!" Akasha said, "It is but I fear for my life!" Lita replied, "Don't worry Lita, enjoy it." They came around the last bend in Jeff's driveway and headed up the straight to the house. Akasha sped up and Lita began to enjoy herself as the house rapidly approached. Akasha slowed enough to turn the wheel to the left and they did a one-eighty degree spin and came to a very controlled stop a couple of feet from Matt and Jeff who were standing on the steps with wide eyes and dropped jaws. Lita burst out of the car and stumbled up the steps and into Matt's arms, "Get me away from that crazy bitch!" She shouted, more to Akasha then anyone else. Akasha, laughing her head off got out of the car, "She said take it easy." She said as she headed for the boot, "That was taking it easy?" Matt asked. Akasha opened the boot and grabbed the two's bags. She closed the boot again and replied to Matt, "Yep. I'll show you going for it if you want." She smiled evilly and him and Lita held him tight, "You will not kill Matt thanks. Take Jeff, he's mental enough. Jeff?" Jeff was already inside Akasha's car checking it out. "WRX!" They heard him shout from inside the car. "How come you didn't get an STI? I mean they're even meaner then these things!" "Don't give her ideas Jeff!" Lita hissed at him. Akasha laughed and leaned in the driver's door, "They didn't have any at the dealership. But I'll take you for a spin if you let me take a shot at your motor cross track." She proposed to him, raising her eyebrows at him and smiling, "Oh no, no way Akasha! That track is hard to do. I mean Jeff still stacks it!" Matt told her. Akasha and Jeff pulled their heads out of the car and stood up and faced Matt with skeptical faces. He mumbled bloody murder under his breath and took Lita and Akasha's bags in, Lita hot on his trail to get away from Akasha.
"Where's Akasha and Jeff?" Lita asked as she came into the lounge room from the bathroom, "I'll give you three guesses. But it evolves a car so you're only gonna need one guess." Lita threw herself onto Jeff's couch, "Makes you wonder what goes through their heads when they do those kinds of things." She said. Matt handed her a drink and sat on one Jeff's hollow cat statues and faces her with a certain look on his face, "Adrenaline and fear, all the things they get a kick out of." Lita nodded a little, "I enjoy that too Matt. but Akasha, and Jeff are so different from us." She said. Matt shook his head, "I think they just dare to be different. I mean how many people do you know have the walls of their entire living room covered with artificial plants. Or a barrel of gasoline in a mound of dirt on their motor cross track, which just happens to be in their front yard." Lita shrugged, "Nobody." Matt nodded in agreement, "Should we get them together?" Lita asked excitedly. Matt shook his head, "You know what Jeff's like."
"True, but they go so well together when you look at them. So original and individual you think they're together when they hang out anyway." Lita said, "It'll happen, he likes her. He'll make his move in his own time Lita." Matt told her. Lita nodded and sipped at her drink. They heard the car scream to a stop once again and the two inside listened as Akasha and Jeff got out of the car, "So awesome!" They heard Jeff say, "I know! Better then any Ladder Match!" Akasha replied. Matt and Lita rolled their eyes, "I'll get the bikes out." Jeff said, his voice trailing off, "Wait up!" Akasha's voice also trailed off. Lita turned back to Matt, "Should we go and save them?" She asked. Matt shook his head, "Gives us some time to spend together."
The bikes could be heard well into the night. Later on Matt and Lita went outside to see both Akasha and Jeff jumping Jeff's favorite jump, The Volcano. A mountain of dirt between a double jump with a barrel inside filled with gasoline. The two lit it up and jumped it, as the last jump of the night. They rode over to Matt and Lita, parking and pulling their helmets off, "You done with the adrenaline for one night?" Lita asked, very cold and tired, "Suppose so." Jeff's answered with a smile, "Until tomorrow." Akasha added in, "Why do I bother?" Lita asked, throwing her hands in the air. Matt wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her towards the door, "Don't stay up too late kiddies." Matt said, looking over his shoulder with a grin, "Same to you." Akasha replied, raising her eyebrows. Matt smiled back and held Lita closer as they walked inside, "I'll put the fire out, you put the bikes away." Jeff said, putting his helmet onto the bike handles, "Sure." She replied, grabbing both bikes by the handle bars and heading towards the shed. Once she had put them away she turned to see Jeff wrestling with the lava motes. She jogged over and started kicking dirt over them to help out. Once it was out Jeff tossed water into the barrel and the fire went out, "Well, that was a wicked night." He said as he and Akasha walked back down the slope, "Having fun?" He asked curiously. Akasha nodded, "Sure! I can't do any of this in a hotel can I?" Jeff nodded and patted her on the back, "You ride and drive well to say the least." "Thanks, been riding since I was about six. Used to steal my brother's bike and ride around, driving came naturally to me though." "Cool." Jeff replied as they walked in the front door, "Can I get you something to drink?" He asked, heading to the kitchen. Akasha sat on a stool at the kitchen counter, "Sure, what do you have for me?"
"Shit!!!" Lita screamed as Akasha tore down Jeff's dirt driveway, "I'm only doing a hundred and five." Akasha said with a laugh as she slid through another turn in the driveway, "I'm gonna throw up shortly!" Lita stated, grabbing onto the jesus bar above the door with one hand and clinging to her seat belt with the other. "You know this is fun!" Akasha said, "It is but I fear for my life!" Lita replied, "Don't worry Lita, enjoy it." They came around the last bend in Jeff's driveway and headed up the straight to the house. Akasha sped up and Lita began to enjoy herself as the house rapidly approached. Akasha slowed enough to turn the wheel to the left and they did a one-eighty degree spin and came to a very controlled stop a couple of feet from Matt and Jeff who were standing on the steps with wide eyes and dropped jaws. Lita burst out of the car and stumbled up the steps and into Matt's arms, "Get me away from that crazy bitch!" She shouted, more to Akasha then anyone else. Akasha, laughing her head off got out of the car, "She said take it easy." She said as she headed for the boot, "That was taking it easy?" Matt asked. Akasha opened the boot and grabbed the two's bags. She closed the boot again and replied to Matt, "Yep. I'll show you going for it if you want." She smiled evilly and him and Lita held him tight, "You will not kill Matt thanks. Take Jeff, he's mental enough. Jeff?" Jeff was already inside Akasha's car checking it out. "WRX!" They heard him shout from inside the car. "How come you didn't get an STI? I mean they're even meaner then these things!" "Don't give her ideas Jeff!" Lita hissed at him. Akasha laughed and leaned in the driver's door, "They didn't have any at the dealership. But I'll take you for a spin if you let me take a shot at your motor cross track." She proposed to him, raising her eyebrows at him and smiling, "Oh no, no way Akasha! That track is hard to do. I mean Jeff still stacks it!" Matt told her. Akasha and Jeff pulled their heads out of the car and stood up and faced Matt with skeptical faces. He mumbled bloody murder under his breath and took Lita and Akasha's bags in, Lita hot on his trail to get away from Akasha.
"Where's Akasha and Jeff?" Lita asked as she came into the lounge room from the bathroom, "I'll give you three guesses. But it evolves a car so you're only gonna need one guess." Lita threw herself onto Jeff's couch, "Makes you wonder what goes through their heads when they do those kinds of things." She said. Matt handed her a drink and sat on one Jeff's hollow cat statues and faces her with a certain look on his face, "Adrenaline and fear, all the things they get a kick out of." Lita nodded a little, "I enjoy that too Matt. but Akasha, and Jeff are so different from us." She said. Matt shook his head, "I think they just dare to be different. I mean how many people do you know have the walls of their entire living room covered with artificial plants. Or a barrel of gasoline in a mound of dirt on their motor cross track, which just happens to be in their front yard." Lita shrugged, "Nobody." Matt nodded in agreement, "Should we get them together?" Lita asked excitedly. Matt shook his head, "You know what Jeff's like."
"True, but they go so well together when you look at them. So original and individual you think they're together when they hang out anyway." Lita said, "It'll happen, he likes her. He'll make his move in his own time Lita." Matt told her. Lita nodded and sipped at her drink. They heard the car scream to a stop once again and the two inside listened as Akasha and Jeff got out of the car, "So awesome!" They heard Jeff say, "I know! Better then any Ladder Match!" Akasha replied. Matt and Lita rolled their eyes, "I'll get the bikes out." Jeff said, his voice trailing off, "Wait up!" Akasha's voice also trailed off. Lita turned back to Matt, "Should we go and save them?" She asked. Matt shook his head, "Gives us some time to spend together."
The bikes could be heard well into the night. Later on Matt and Lita went outside to see both Akasha and Jeff jumping Jeff's favorite jump, The Volcano. A mountain of dirt between a double jump with a barrel inside filled with gasoline. The two lit it up and jumped it, as the last jump of the night. They rode over to Matt and Lita, parking and pulling their helmets off, "You done with the adrenaline for one night?" Lita asked, very cold and tired, "Suppose so." Jeff's answered with a smile, "Until tomorrow." Akasha added in, "Why do I bother?" Lita asked, throwing her hands in the air. Matt wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her towards the door, "Don't stay up too late kiddies." Matt said, looking over his shoulder with a grin, "Same to you." Akasha replied, raising her eyebrows. Matt smiled back and held Lita closer as they walked inside, "I'll put the fire out, you put the bikes away." Jeff said, putting his helmet onto the bike handles, "Sure." She replied, grabbing both bikes by the handle bars and heading towards the shed. Once she had put them away she turned to see Jeff wrestling with the lava motes. She jogged over and started kicking dirt over them to help out. Once it was out Jeff tossed water into the barrel and the fire went out, "Well, that was a wicked night." He said as he and Akasha walked back down the slope, "Having fun?" He asked curiously. Akasha nodded, "Sure! I can't do any of this in a hotel can I?" Jeff nodded and patted her on the back, "You ride and drive well to say the least." "Thanks, been riding since I was about six. Used to steal my brother's bike and ride around, driving came naturally to me though." "Cool." Jeff replied as they walked in the front door, "Can I get you something to drink?" He asked, heading to the kitchen. Akasha sat on a stool at the kitchen counter, "Sure, what do you have for me?"
