Escape The Cage
The steel cage lowered down towards the ring. The lights flickered making the scene distant and eerie. The crowd was almost silent in anticipation of a no doubt crazy match between Akasha and Jeff and the Tag Team Champions, Test and Christian. The sparks rained down from the ceiling and sprung up from the floor as Christian's music came on and the proud Christian paraded out pointing to his belt around his waist. Once he made it to the ring the Ref took his belt from him as Test's music came on and Christian climbed into the ring, "And introducing first, they are the Tag Team Champions, Test and Christian!" Akasha stared at the tall blonde man as he tossed his belt to the Ref and walked through the cage and climbed into the ring. She took a moment to adjust her new purple pants and made sure here nets were right under her red 'Xtreme' tank top. She heard the Hardy Boyz music come on and both she and Jeff ran out to a screaming crowd. Jeff tossed his glowing white jacket to one side and they ran down the ring, smacking fan's hands on their way down, "And the challengers, Jeff Hardy and Akasha!" The Ref held the door open to the cage as Jeff slid in the ring, Akasha right behind him and both climbed the turnbuckles and then the cage to make sure the fan's knew that the match was going to be great, "Nothing stupid, nothing stupid, nothing stupid." Lita repeated out loud as she watched Akasha and Jeff climb the cage and sit on the top of it and bang their heads to the music, "Calm down Lita, they know what they're doing." Matt reassured her as he sat next to her, almost biting his nails.
The music was still going and slowly and carefully Akasha and Jeff climbed down the cage. Test took his chance to be an ass hole and grabbed Akasha's legs and threw her down to the mat. The Ref locked the cage door and the bell sounded as Jeff ran for Test who was towering over Akasha. Jeff slammed Test into the cage with all his force as Akasha got up and eyed Christian who was already climbing the cage. She ran over and grabbed his shirt, pulling him off the cage and slamming him to the mat. Wasting no time to take him out she climbed the turnbuckles to land a Swanton Bomb on Christian only to see as she looked out from the top turnbuckle that Test was punching Jeff towards the cage. Test was just within reach of her and she leapt out towards his back. She grabbed onto his neck and pulled him down with her, smashing his head into the mat. Pain shot up her back with the force of the landing but she scrambled away from him and quickly got up.
She looked to Jeff who was climbing the cage and ran towards it, stopped quickly when Christian grabbed a hand full of her hair as she ran. She was reefed back and Christian pulled her body up and then slammed her down. Test stumbled up and tried to counter Jeff as he leapt off the turnbuckles for Christian only to have Jeff land on his shoulders and swing down for a Hurricarana. The cruiserweight was easy to swing back up and Power Slam. Now that both Jeff and Akasha were down, Christian and Test ran for the cage and began climbing. Test was slower then Christian and rather clumsy compared to his lighter and more experienced partner. Akasha rolled over and staggered up, as did Jeff. They saw Test and Christian on the cage and, thinking in unison sprinted for the cage and scaled it much quicker then the other two. The crowd rose to their feet and the cheers grew louder as Jeff and Akasha sat atop the cage with Test and Christian just below them. Test grabbed Akasha's foot and tried to fling her back to the mat but she held onto the cage and kicked with all her force. She connected with his head and she watched him fall backwards and slam into the mat with incredible force that sent the crowd wild. Meanwhile Jeff was standing on the top of the cage in a tug of war with Christian.
Christian pushed Jeff and he slipped and crashed down onto the top of the cage, winding himself and sliding sideways off. He grabbed onto the bars that framed the top of the cage as he was on the wrong side and if he fell he wouldn't be able to get back in easily. He felt his fingers slip and he heard the pop from the crowd as he smacked into the padded floor. Akasha looked down to see if Jeff was ok only to be pushed by Christian. She screamed out in shock as she fell towards the mat which seemed to take forever. She hit the mat and on her side, then bounced once and hit it again. She rolled over onto her back and tried to regain herself, which wasn't an easy task after falling fifteen feet, "Akasha!" She heard Jeff yell. Her eyes fluttered open and she saw Jeff trying to climb only to have Christian ram into the cage, sending him flying into the rail. Test pulled Akasha up by her hair and flung her across the ring into the cage where Jeff was trying to climb up again. She felt the blood begin to run down her face as she slid down the cage, smacking her chin into the top rope which flung her backwards.
The urge to win the match came back into her mind and as Test grabbed her by the hair once again she managed to push him into Christian and the two were sent into the corner and fell into a heap. She didn't realize how hard she had thrown Test, her arm was throbbing and so was her forehead. She wiped the blood away from her face and saw Jeff calling her out, "Come on Akasha! Climb the cage! You can do it!" She felt the adrenaline through her veins and headed for the nearest turnbuckles and began to climb, "Get off me!" She heard Christian shout to Test. She stopped to see the two pushing each other and bickering. She continued to climb when something was flung into the cage. She held on tightly and looked down to see Christian come off the cage and be hit with Test's Big Boot. The look on Akasha's face made Jeff climb the cage, "You're crazy!" He yelled to her above the screams as he dropped down into the ring with her. Christian was down and out for any count and Test wasn't looking his best. The two landed a Double Clothesline and then Jeff put the Twist Of Fate on Test. He rolled Christian into the right position and Akasha made sure Christian wasn't getting up soon. They threw the Guns to one another and began climbing the cage. They got to the top, stopped and stood up.
"No! Don't you dare!" Lita screamed, "It didn't work with you Matt! why would it with her!?" She continued to scream. Matt sat quietly, scared for his brother and his crazy girl as they nodded to one another and then leapt off in perfect timing with one another for two Swantons Bombs off the top of a fifteen foot cage. The wind was knocked out of both of them and Test and Christian weren't moving, "Let's get these titles." Akasha said to Jeff as they began climbing the cage again. They climbed up and flung themselves over the top and climbed a bit down before just dropping the rest of the way, the bell sounding and the Hardy Boyz music coming on. Fans were on their feet screaming for their victory, "And your new Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Akasha!" The Ref handed the two their belts and the two dropped them and hugged the dear life out of each other in shock, joy and excitement. They bundled up their titles and took a quick glance to Test and Christian as the two stumbled up before the winners and now Tag Team Champions walked up the ramp.
The steel cage lowered down towards the ring. The lights flickered making the scene distant and eerie. The crowd was almost silent in anticipation of a no doubt crazy match between Akasha and Jeff and the Tag Team Champions, Test and Christian. The sparks rained down from the ceiling and sprung up from the floor as Christian's music came on and the proud Christian paraded out pointing to his belt around his waist. Once he made it to the ring the Ref took his belt from him as Test's music came on and Christian climbed into the ring, "And introducing first, they are the Tag Team Champions, Test and Christian!" Akasha stared at the tall blonde man as he tossed his belt to the Ref and walked through the cage and climbed into the ring. She took a moment to adjust her new purple pants and made sure here nets were right under her red 'Xtreme' tank top. She heard the Hardy Boyz music come on and both she and Jeff ran out to a screaming crowd. Jeff tossed his glowing white jacket to one side and they ran down the ring, smacking fan's hands on their way down, "And the challengers, Jeff Hardy and Akasha!" The Ref held the door open to the cage as Jeff slid in the ring, Akasha right behind him and both climbed the turnbuckles and then the cage to make sure the fan's knew that the match was going to be great, "Nothing stupid, nothing stupid, nothing stupid." Lita repeated out loud as she watched Akasha and Jeff climb the cage and sit on the top of it and bang their heads to the music, "Calm down Lita, they know what they're doing." Matt reassured her as he sat next to her, almost biting his nails.
The music was still going and slowly and carefully Akasha and Jeff climbed down the cage. Test took his chance to be an ass hole and grabbed Akasha's legs and threw her down to the mat. The Ref locked the cage door and the bell sounded as Jeff ran for Test who was towering over Akasha. Jeff slammed Test into the cage with all his force as Akasha got up and eyed Christian who was already climbing the cage. She ran over and grabbed his shirt, pulling him off the cage and slamming him to the mat. Wasting no time to take him out she climbed the turnbuckles to land a Swanton Bomb on Christian only to see as she looked out from the top turnbuckle that Test was punching Jeff towards the cage. Test was just within reach of her and she leapt out towards his back. She grabbed onto his neck and pulled him down with her, smashing his head into the mat. Pain shot up her back with the force of the landing but she scrambled away from him and quickly got up.
She looked to Jeff who was climbing the cage and ran towards it, stopped quickly when Christian grabbed a hand full of her hair as she ran. She was reefed back and Christian pulled her body up and then slammed her down. Test stumbled up and tried to counter Jeff as he leapt off the turnbuckles for Christian only to have Jeff land on his shoulders and swing down for a Hurricarana. The cruiserweight was easy to swing back up and Power Slam. Now that both Jeff and Akasha were down, Christian and Test ran for the cage and began climbing. Test was slower then Christian and rather clumsy compared to his lighter and more experienced partner. Akasha rolled over and staggered up, as did Jeff. They saw Test and Christian on the cage and, thinking in unison sprinted for the cage and scaled it much quicker then the other two. The crowd rose to their feet and the cheers grew louder as Jeff and Akasha sat atop the cage with Test and Christian just below them. Test grabbed Akasha's foot and tried to fling her back to the mat but she held onto the cage and kicked with all her force. She connected with his head and she watched him fall backwards and slam into the mat with incredible force that sent the crowd wild. Meanwhile Jeff was standing on the top of the cage in a tug of war with Christian.
Christian pushed Jeff and he slipped and crashed down onto the top of the cage, winding himself and sliding sideways off. He grabbed onto the bars that framed the top of the cage as he was on the wrong side and if he fell he wouldn't be able to get back in easily. He felt his fingers slip and he heard the pop from the crowd as he smacked into the padded floor. Akasha looked down to see if Jeff was ok only to be pushed by Christian. She screamed out in shock as she fell towards the mat which seemed to take forever. She hit the mat and on her side, then bounced once and hit it again. She rolled over onto her back and tried to regain herself, which wasn't an easy task after falling fifteen feet, "Akasha!" She heard Jeff yell. Her eyes fluttered open and she saw Jeff trying to climb only to have Christian ram into the cage, sending him flying into the rail. Test pulled Akasha up by her hair and flung her across the ring into the cage where Jeff was trying to climb up again. She felt the blood begin to run down her face as she slid down the cage, smacking her chin into the top rope which flung her backwards.
The urge to win the match came back into her mind and as Test grabbed her by the hair once again she managed to push him into Christian and the two were sent into the corner and fell into a heap. She didn't realize how hard she had thrown Test, her arm was throbbing and so was her forehead. She wiped the blood away from her face and saw Jeff calling her out, "Come on Akasha! Climb the cage! You can do it!" She felt the adrenaline through her veins and headed for the nearest turnbuckles and began to climb, "Get off me!" She heard Christian shout to Test. She stopped to see the two pushing each other and bickering. She continued to climb when something was flung into the cage. She held on tightly and looked down to see Christian come off the cage and be hit with Test's Big Boot. The look on Akasha's face made Jeff climb the cage, "You're crazy!" He yelled to her above the screams as he dropped down into the ring with her. Christian was down and out for any count and Test wasn't looking his best. The two landed a Double Clothesline and then Jeff put the Twist Of Fate on Test. He rolled Christian into the right position and Akasha made sure Christian wasn't getting up soon. They threw the Guns to one another and began climbing the cage. They got to the top, stopped and stood up.
"No! Don't you dare!" Lita screamed, "It didn't work with you Matt! why would it with her!?" She continued to scream. Matt sat quietly, scared for his brother and his crazy girl as they nodded to one another and then leapt off in perfect timing with one another for two Swantons Bombs off the top of a fifteen foot cage. The wind was knocked out of both of them and Test and Christian weren't moving, "Let's get these titles." Akasha said to Jeff as they began climbing the cage again. They climbed up and flung themselves over the top and climbed a bit down before just dropping the rest of the way, the bell sounding and the Hardy Boyz music coming on. Fans were on their feet screaming for their victory, "And your new Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Akasha!" The Ref handed the two their belts and the two dropped them and hugged the dear life out of each other in shock, joy and excitement. They bundled up their titles and took a quick glance to Test and Christian as the two stumbled up before the winners and now Tag Team Champions walked up the ramp.
