Title: How to get Relena to shut up

A/N: Companion ficcie to 'How to get Heero out of his spandex', and 'How to get Heero to say 'Omae o korosu''. Thanks to Friezaess for the idea for this one. ^^ R&R!!

Warnings: Yaoi (1x2), PWP, slight OOC, weirdness... fluffy-ish? Relena 'bashing'

Disclaimer: I own nothing, I have nothing. *cries*



"HEEEEEEEEEE~EEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*cringe*

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR~RRRR~RRROOOOOOOOOO where AAAAARRRRREEEEEEE YYYYOOOOOOO~OUUUUUUUUUUUU????"

*whisper* "Duo... come here for a minute..."

"What is it Heero?"

"You'll see. Just wait for it... wwaaaiiitt for it..."

*knock knock* "HEERO? ARE YOU IN THERE? I'M COMING IN!!"

"NOW!!!"

*creeeakk*

"Heero? Are you-AHHHH!!!"

*thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud*

"...I think she fell down the flight of stairs..."

"...Wow... who knew she'd react like that to us making out half naked on your bed *wink*"



~Owari~



Review!!! ^^ Hehe, these are fun to write. Anyone have any requests??