Nny Faces the RP Boards
Disclaimer: All characters, except for Kai (Me, me, me), Julian, Pip, JVM (shudder), CG15, and the other original characters are copyright The Mighty Jhonen Vasquez. This story is dedicated to everyone on the NeoPets RP boards who have had to live with the JtHM people's rantings, and especially to those who helped us and supported us in our insane rampages (A direct result of being extremely bored). R&R and be nice. By the way, this is just a record of what happened a few nights ago. This isn't really meant to be in character! This is bad on purpose. Hee hee. I do this because I can.
By the way, DON'T FLAME ME!! I KNOW THIS SUCKS! I ADMIT IT! And just to prove I can write somewhat, read some of my other stories. See, I'm not THIS bad. . . heehee. . .
Nny was just sitting in his house, drawing Happy Noodle Boy and minding his own business when suddenly a strange person appeared beside him. He looked to be about 15, and he seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
"Hi Nny!"
Nny looked up sharply, a little surprised that someone was in his house and that someone knew his name. "Um. . . hello, strange little person."
The boy grinned. "Oh, my name's Julian. A lot of people call me Juli for short." Nny looked even more confused. "Uh. . .nice to meet you Julian, I suppose. Why are you here?"
Julian was still grinning." I'm a. . .'representative' from the RP boards. Your coming with me." Nny stood up. "What the hell are the 'RP boards', and why am I coming with you?"
Julian smiled wickedly, oblivious to the knife lingering next to Johnny's hand. "The RP boards are a series of boards in NeoPia. A lot of people hang out there-and believe me, Johnny C, you're a lot more popular than you think. Your coming with me for two reasons: So you can see some old 'friends', and you can maybe even introduce some new organizims into your life." Nny blinked. ". . .Okay. I haven't been talking to you, Julian, for five minutes, and even I can see that your possibly even more hideously malformed than I am." Julian ignored the obvious insult and grabbed Nny's arm, who immediately recoiled. "Relax. . .the boards really arent such a bad place. You might like them."
Suddenly, the room started spinning. The dim colors of the walls blended into one big mess, melting into darkness. Nny felt himself slam against a concrete ground as light flooded the floor; he sure as hell wasn't in his house anymore. . .
Julian had disappeared. He stood up, and stared, astonished at what he saw. People; lots of. . .people, only they didn't seem normal. Some were dressed up as convincing princes and princesses, others wore long dark dresses and tight black suits, their skin extremely pale. They looked almost vampiric. Others were normal people, only they ran about, tackling random people and throwing gummy bears at people's heads, giggling at everyone's annoyance. He even thought he saw a Kirby in an airplane fly around in circles overhead. Nny nearly fell over as a couple of cloaked kids on broomsticks flew by.
Ookkkaay, this was just. . .weird.
He turned around to look for at least somewhere interesting to go, and nearly ran into a small green alien, who snarled unconvincingly. "Filthy human stinkbeast! Soon, you will know the meaning of pain, and you will not have enough strength left in you to run into. . . the mighty ZIIIIIM!" The green guy ran off. What the hell WAS this place?
Julian appeared next to him, a girl by his side. She was grinning too, her black-and-blue streaked hair falling in messy curls down her shoulders. She was wearing black pants that barely hid her high tie boots, and a black shirt that read 'Anticrombie' in red letters. Her eyes widened as soon as she saw Nny. "OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD IS IT REALLY YOU?!" Nny tilted his eyebrows. Julian nodded to her and she threw her arms around him, hugging him tightly. "Oh!!! NNY!!! I know how much you hate being touched, but. . .oh. . .I'm so glad you're here!"
Nny twitched, pushing her off. "Who the hell are you and how do you know my name?!" The girl didn't stop grinning. What was it with these people?! "My name's Katherine-but don't ever call me that. It's 'Kai' for short. This is my brother Juli, but you've already met him." Kai looked ecstatic to be talking to him. "The reason you've been brought here is because of the whole fan thing. Your gonna hang out here-with us." Nny blinked again. "What. . . whole 'fan thing'?"
Her eyes widened. "Oh!! You don't know? Well, I expect you wouldn't; after all, I don't think you would be aware that your life has been recorded in comic books-" Nny cut in, his eyes widening with every word. "Wait. What do you mean? My life. . .everyone knows?!"
She nodded. "Not everyone, but some. Those who do know look up to you-they see you as someone to be admired. They wish they had the courage to do what you do; to end the lives of those who deserve it most. Those are the people we have brought you here to meet, but I suggest being careful when you judge them. Some, mostly girls, think your just hot and will just flirt with you. Feel free to kill as many as you like; they probably won't go away, if they really are true fan girls."
Johnny stared at her, almost questioning her sanity, but then realized that he wasn't so surprised. "Go on."
"The others-those who don't look up to you-see you as someone to be hated and feared, not admired or looked up to. They only realize that you kill people. They don't see that act as forgivable, because they don't take a closer look at who you've killed and why. They know nothing of your pain, Johnny, or of the voices that caused you to do these things. They only see you as a murderer." She paused, her eyes darkening slightly. "Be careful, Nny. Though many people here can be your friend, many people would like to see you dead as well. You aren't the first one to come here, you know; some other of your past. . .acquaintances are here too."
Nny finally looked shocked. Silence filled the cracks of the conversation, until Kai broke it with a cheerful, "Let's go look around! See what kind of RPs are here today."
Nny and Kai walked around the RP boards, looking into some of the open boards. Some were good; scenes of fighting, romance, even angst was thrown in there. Nny spent every minute wishing he was back at home, somewhat contentedly drawing Noodle Boy instead of with Kai, questioning just HOW insane he'd gone. Finally Kai stopped at one last board, smiling a bit before looking back at Nny. "Come on. I think you'll like this one."
Kai opened the heavy wooden door, walking in and almost immediately dissappearing. He followed her.
As soon as they both left the main board, the same swirling thing happened as in the beginning and the scene changed to the sidewalk outside of HIS house. Nny stared a moment at the old 'Keep off the grass-it's impolite to walk on the dead' sign, then back at Kai. "Kai. . .why are we at my house?" Kai sighed, walking towards the invisible exit to the board. "You'll find that out for yourself, Nny. I'll meet up with you later."
"WHAT?! Your leaving me here in this inferno of RETARDS?!" Kai shot him a look before dissappearing.
Fine, Nny thought. I'll do what I normally do and maybe get a chance to restore my sanity before you return.
He sighed, turning and walking into his house. It was exactly as he had left it; an unfinished Noodle Boy comic lay on the rickety floorboards, a pencil rolling slowly side to side next to it. He got to his knees, then to his stomach, lying down on the cold floor and continuing to draw.
Only a few moments later, when he had just started to calm down, the faint sounds of yelling could be heard from next door. He stopped drawing long enough to recognize Mr. Casil's voice. Little Squeegee's dad was yelling again.
"YOU STUPID PIECE OF COW SHIT!! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!" A low whimper was heard. "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!" A door slammed. Nny stood up, feeling irritable with the world and not about to tolerate Mr. Casil's shit that he threw at his son. He walked out of the door, heading quietly across the lawn to Squee's window.
He looked in the window, frowning at the small figure of Squee, curled into a small ball in his bed. He opened the window and jumped in, walking towards his bed and kneeling by the boy. Squee stirred then opened his wide brown eyes, hugging Shmee even tighter when he saw Nny. Nny smiled, the first genuine, lacking-in-insanity smile that Squee had ever seen. It made him feel a tiny bit better. "Are you ok, Squee? I heard your dad yelling at you." He titled his head slightly. "You seem a little scared."
Squee hugged Shmee again. "Uh. . .yeah, I'm okay. Daddy just wasn't having a good day today."
Nny looked at the boy, then at Shmee. The bear was smirking at him. Damn him. "That doesn't give him an excuse to yell at you like that, though that's probably hardly comforting coming from me. I don't think I'll be here long; I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn't let what your mom or dad says get to you." Squee smiled weakly at the scary neighbor man. For some odd reason, he didn't seem as scary as he usually was. Nny stood up, turning and walking to the window, when he heard a small voice behind him.
"Thanks, Nny."
He stopped, smiling to himself before jumping onto the windowsill. That was the first time Squee had ever called him that.
"Goodnight, Squee."
Oh dear god, I can't believe I'm putting this shit online. . .anyway. . . Weeeeee, that was short! Kay, that's not the last chapter. . . but it's 1:02 AM and I'm kinda tired. I need sleep. My taped Invader Zim episode is almost over ('Nanozim') and I need to listen to it while I write, that's my new habit : ) Well, in the next chapters, there are gonna be appearances by Devi, Zorak, Brendan Smalls (both are from Adult Swim), the scariest Jhonen fan of them all, and original characters that will scare you. Oh, how they will scare you. Till next time. . .
Disclaimer: All characters, except for Kai (Me, me, me), Julian, Pip, JVM (shudder), CG15, and the other original characters are copyright The Mighty Jhonen Vasquez. This story is dedicated to everyone on the NeoPets RP boards who have had to live with the JtHM people's rantings, and especially to those who helped us and supported us in our insane rampages (A direct result of being extremely bored). R&R and be nice. By the way, this is just a record of what happened a few nights ago. This isn't really meant to be in character! This is bad on purpose. Hee hee. I do this because I can.
By the way, DON'T FLAME ME!! I KNOW THIS SUCKS! I ADMIT IT! And just to prove I can write somewhat, read some of my other stories. See, I'm not THIS bad. . . heehee. . .
Nny was just sitting in his house, drawing Happy Noodle Boy and minding his own business when suddenly a strange person appeared beside him. He looked to be about 15, and he seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.
"Hi Nny!"
Nny looked up sharply, a little surprised that someone was in his house and that someone knew his name. "Um. . . hello, strange little person."
The boy grinned. "Oh, my name's Julian. A lot of people call me Juli for short." Nny looked even more confused. "Uh. . .nice to meet you Julian, I suppose. Why are you here?"
Julian was still grinning." I'm a. . .'representative' from the RP boards. Your coming with me." Nny stood up. "What the hell are the 'RP boards', and why am I coming with you?"
Julian smiled wickedly, oblivious to the knife lingering next to Johnny's hand. "The RP boards are a series of boards in NeoPia. A lot of people hang out there-and believe me, Johnny C, you're a lot more popular than you think. Your coming with me for two reasons: So you can see some old 'friends', and you can maybe even introduce some new organizims into your life." Nny blinked. ". . .Okay. I haven't been talking to you, Julian, for five minutes, and even I can see that your possibly even more hideously malformed than I am." Julian ignored the obvious insult and grabbed Nny's arm, who immediately recoiled. "Relax. . .the boards really arent such a bad place. You might like them."
Suddenly, the room started spinning. The dim colors of the walls blended into one big mess, melting into darkness. Nny felt himself slam against a concrete ground as light flooded the floor; he sure as hell wasn't in his house anymore. . .
Julian had disappeared. He stood up, and stared, astonished at what he saw. People; lots of. . .people, only they didn't seem normal. Some were dressed up as convincing princes and princesses, others wore long dark dresses and tight black suits, their skin extremely pale. They looked almost vampiric. Others were normal people, only they ran about, tackling random people and throwing gummy bears at people's heads, giggling at everyone's annoyance. He even thought he saw a Kirby in an airplane fly around in circles overhead. Nny nearly fell over as a couple of cloaked kids on broomsticks flew by.
Ookkkaay, this was just. . .weird.
He turned around to look for at least somewhere interesting to go, and nearly ran into a small green alien, who snarled unconvincingly. "Filthy human stinkbeast! Soon, you will know the meaning of pain, and you will not have enough strength left in you to run into. . . the mighty ZIIIIIM!" The green guy ran off. What the hell WAS this place?
Julian appeared next to him, a girl by his side. She was grinning too, her black-and-blue streaked hair falling in messy curls down her shoulders. She was wearing black pants that barely hid her high tie boots, and a black shirt that read 'Anticrombie' in red letters. Her eyes widened as soon as she saw Nny. "OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD IS IT REALLY YOU?!" Nny tilted his eyebrows. Julian nodded to her and she threw her arms around him, hugging him tightly. "Oh!!! NNY!!! I know how much you hate being touched, but. . .oh. . .I'm so glad you're here!"
Nny twitched, pushing her off. "Who the hell are you and how do you know my name?!" The girl didn't stop grinning. What was it with these people?! "My name's Katherine-but don't ever call me that. It's 'Kai' for short. This is my brother Juli, but you've already met him." Kai looked ecstatic to be talking to him. "The reason you've been brought here is because of the whole fan thing. Your gonna hang out here-with us." Nny blinked again. "What. . . whole 'fan thing'?"
Her eyes widened. "Oh!! You don't know? Well, I expect you wouldn't; after all, I don't think you would be aware that your life has been recorded in comic books-" Nny cut in, his eyes widening with every word. "Wait. What do you mean? My life. . .everyone knows?!"
She nodded. "Not everyone, but some. Those who do know look up to you-they see you as someone to be admired. They wish they had the courage to do what you do; to end the lives of those who deserve it most. Those are the people we have brought you here to meet, but I suggest being careful when you judge them. Some, mostly girls, think your just hot and will just flirt with you. Feel free to kill as many as you like; they probably won't go away, if they really are true fan girls."
Johnny stared at her, almost questioning her sanity, but then realized that he wasn't so surprised. "Go on."
"The others-those who don't look up to you-see you as someone to be hated and feared, not admired or looked up to. They only realize that you kill people. They don't see that act as forgivable, because they don't take a closer look at who you've killed and why. They know nothing of your pain, Johnny, or of the voices that caused you to do these things. They only see you as a murderer." She paused, her eyes darkening slightly. "Be careful, Nny. Though many people here can be your friend, many people would like to see you dead as well. You aren't the first one to come here, you know; some other of your past. . .acquaintances are here too."
Nny finally looked shocked. Silence filled the cracks of the conversation, until Kai broke it with a cheerful, "Let's go look around! See what kind of RPs are here today."
Nny and Kai walked around the RP boards, looking into some of the open boards. Some were good; scenes of fighting, romance, even angst was thrown in there. Nny spent every minute wishing he was back at home, somewhat contentedly drawing Noodle Boy instead of with Kai, questioning just HOW insane he'd gone. Finally Kai stopped at one last board, smiling a bit before looking back at Nny. "Come on. I think you'll like this one."
Kai opened the heavy wooden door, walking in and almost immediately dissappearing. He followed her.
As soon as they both left the main board, the same swirling thing happened as in the beginning and the scene changed to the sidewalk outside of HIS house. Nny stared a moment at the old 'Keep off the grass-it's impolite to walk on the dead' sign, then back at Kai. "Kai. . .why are we at my house?" Kai sighed, walking towards the invisible exit to the board. "You'll find that out for yourself, Nny. I'll meet up with you later."
"WHAT?! Your leaving me here in this inferno of RETARDS?!" Kai shot him a look before dissappearing.
Fine, Nny thought. I'll do what I normally do and maybe get a chance to restore my sanity before you return.
He sighed, turning and walking into his house. It was exactly as he had left it; an unfinished Noodle Boy comic lay on the rickety floorboards, a pencil rolling slowly side to side next to it. He got to his knees, then to his stomach, lying down on the cold floor and continuing to draw.
Only a few moments later, when he had just started to calm down, the faint sounds of yelling could be heard from next door. He stopped drawing long enough to recognize Mr. Casil's voice. Little Squeegee's dad was yelling again.
"YOU STUPID PIECE OF COW SHIT!! YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN BORN!!!" A low whimper was heard. "YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!" A door slammed. Nny stood up, feeling irritable with the world and not about to tolerate Mr. Casil's shit that he threw at his son. He walked out of the door, heading quietly across the lawn to Squee's window.
He looked in the window, frowning at the small figure of Squee, curled into a small ball in his bed. He opened the window and jumped in, walking towards his bed and kneeling by the boy. Squee stirred then opened his wide brown eyes, hugging Shmee even tighter when he saw Nny. Nny smiled, the first genuine, lacking-in-insanity smile that Squee had ever seen. It made him feel a tiny bit better. "Are you ok, Squee? I heard your dad yelling at you." He titled his head slightly. "You seem a little scared."
Squee hugged Shmee again. "Uh. . .yeah, I'm okay. Daddy just wasn't having a good day today."
Nny looked at the boy, then at Shmee. The bear was smirking at him. Damn him. "That doesn't give him an excuse to yell at you like that, though that's probably hardly comforting coming from me. I don't think I'll be here long; I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn't let what your mom or dad says get to you." Squee smiled weakly at the scary neighbor man. For some odd reason, he didn't seem as scary as he usually was. Nny stood up, turning and walking to the window, when he heard a small voice behind him.
"Thanks, Nny."
He stopped, smiling to himself before jumping onto the windowsill. That was the first time Squee had ever called him that.
"Goodnight, Squee."
Oh dear god, I can't believe I'm putting this shit online. . .anyway. . . Weeeeee, that was short! Kay, that's not the last chapter. . . but it's 1:02 AM and I'm kinda tired. I need sleep. My taped Invader Zim episode is almost over ('Nanozim') and I need to listen to it while I write, that's my new habit : ) Well, in the next chapters, there are gonna be appearances by Devi, Zorak, Brendan Smalls (both are from Adult Swim), the scariest Jhonen fan of them all, and original characters that will scare you. Oh, how they will scare you. Till next time. . .
