Let Me Stratusfy You

"Now you have to admit, with Brock Lesnar holding half of the Tag Team Championship you both have to admit this match isn't going to be easy." Coach stated to Matt and Jeff, waiting for an answer. Lita burst through the door with a couple of cans of soft drink and leapt onto the lounge, tossing Akasha the other can, "What did I miss?" "The, 'Brock Lesnar will be tough' question." "God, how many times have we heard that?" Lita replied with a laugh as she opened her can and sipped at it, "Well Coach, Brock may have power but the guy is slow, and we aren't slow." Matt replied with a focused look on his face, "And as for William Regal, well we can handle him." Jeff added in, "We were given good luck tonight." "I think you'll be needing more than luck tonight Jeff." Trish said as she strolled up to the three men, "What is Trish doing!?" Akasha yelled to the screen as Trish ran her hand off Jeff's shoulder, he pulled away but not far enough as Trish continued her point, "Seeing as though Akasha hasn't been woman enough to take care of you the way I did," "What does she mean 'take care of'?" Akasha muttered. Lita avoided laughing at both Trish and Akasha's tone even though it was a serious situation, "or even take a shot at the Woman's Champion, who happens to be me." Trish continued, "I thought I'd wish you some luck the way it should be given." By the time she had said it she was kissing Jeff. Jeff grabbed both her shoulders and pushed her back, holding her there, "I have all the luck I need Trish."

Lita held Akasha by her arm but she was being pulled towards the door, "Did you hear what McMahon said Akasha!?" Lita shrieked, knowing where Akasha would be heading as Trish's music came on and the Women's Champion walked down to the ring for a Non Title Match against Molly Holly, "I don't care, I'll smash her pretty face in!" Akasha shouted angrily. Lita slipped and fell backwards to the floor as Akasha threw the door open and ran towards the ring. She made it to the curtain and pushed straight past Molly Holly and ran down the ramp. Trish saw Akasha coming and the look on her face said she was shocked to see Akasha there, as was King and Tazz. "What is going on here! Akasha isn't supposed to be here!" Tazz said as Akasha slid into the ring and Speared Trish flat onto her back and began to pound her head to the mat. Refs came running down the ramp and within an instant McMahon's music blared out. The crowd didn't care as Akasha continued to pound the shit out of Trish. Trish put her hands up to cover her face but it did no good. McMahon was out only a few seconds before he called Security down. As Security came running down to the ring and ripped Akasha off of Trish, McMahon shouted into the microphone from the top of the ramp, "I said stay in the Hardy Boyz' locker room! Don't be seen by anyone at all! Security, kick this woman out now!" He left and the Security let Akasha down and pushed her towards the ropes. Trish grabbed a microphone and screamed into it, "You're no woman Akasha! You're just a classless bitch! And you don't deserve Jeff!" Akasha stopped and slowly turned, large arms blocking her path to Trish. Trish stood with one hand on her hip, ignoring the booing towards her. Akasha leaped forward but one Security man caught her by her arm and held her back. Akasha squirmed and managed to struggle free. She ran forward and stopped in front of Trish for a moment before slapping her across the face. The sound of the shot echoed through the microphone as Trish dropped to one knee. Akasha grabbed the microphone as the Security pulled her back, "You don't think I'm a woman!? Well there's the biggest 'Bitch slap' You'll ever get. And I'll see you on RAW for that pretty little title of yours! As for Jeff." She was cut off as the Hardy Boyz music sounded and the crowd screamed with excitement as Jeff walked down the ramp. By that stage the Security had pulled Akasha out of the ring and Trish was standing again. The Security let Jeff take hold of Akasha and she didn't struggle to hit Trish again now that he was there. Trish grabbed another microphone, "Jeff! Tell her that I'm better then her! I'm the five time Woman's Champion! And what is she? Just a single time Tag Team Champion." She laughed hilariously but was cut of by an angry Jeff, "Her partner was me Trish! What are you saying!?" He demanded angrily. Trish smiled, "That when you're with her you don't 'perform' like you should." Both Jeff and Akasha knew what she had implied as did every other adult in the arena, "You need to dump her and come back to Trish for some Stratusfaction!" All the men in the arena cheered as Jeff had to start holding Akasha back, "Let her go Jeff! Now that I'm ready for her I'll take her down!" Trish shouted. The Security shook their heads at the idea and stood between the two outside the ring Trish in the ring.