Funny Tenchi Talk show

Chapter 3
BY: Agami starwind
Notes: I do not own Tnechi muyo or Kain. I olny own the people i made up in my mind.

Topic: Tenchi
People: Washu and Kain

Washu says:
Tench... Huh now whos idea was this to make this story?

Kain Marddyn says:
I haven't the slightest notion.

Washu says:
Oh yeah it was that writers Agami

Kain Marddyn says:
Indeed.

Kain Marddyn says:
Somehow, I have a terrible feeling of how this will turn out.

Kain Marddyn says:
I hope Ryoko isn't anywhere near.

Ryoko says:
You better say nice things about Tenchi!!

Washu says:
Ryoko get out

Kain Marddyn says:
*leans on his staff, green robes swirling around him* Ah, now then, there is no need to get mad at me,
Tenchi is practicly my nephew, don't ye know.

Kain Marddyn says:
Yosho and I go way back. Tenchi looks much like Yosho did when he was younger.

Agami says:
when pigs fly

Kain Marddyn says:
Ha. I tell you, they could have been twins. I am hardly bind.
*takes off his thick glasses and begins to clean them.

Washu says:
Agami what are you doing here?

Agami says:
Can i please stay mom please!

Kain Marddyn says:
Ah, let the girl stay washu.

Kain Marddyn says:
Now then, what were we talking about again?

Kain Marddyn says:
*strokes his short cropped black beard*

Kain Marddyn says:
ah, but my dear, you hardly look it.

Agami says:
thank you

Kain Marddyn says:
Hey Agami, guess what?


Agami says:
What is it four eyes

Kain Marddyn says:
Hey, that isn't very nice. (looks at washu) you know, she is still not too
old for you to spank her.

Agami says:
how would it look if a 12 year old was spanking a 19 year old girl!

Kain Marddyn says:
Now, you know as well as I do that you can change ages.

Agami says:
Dorko....Washu dosent even like you because you tear up all her Inventions!

Kain Marddyn says:
Hey now, that is between cousins. And If I didn't do it, she wouldn't
have anything to do but try to create new inventions. Now she can do that

Kain Marddyn says:
and

Kain Marddyn says:
she can fix things.

Washu says:
every thing but not your brain

Washu says:
ok as i was saying Tenchi would be a great ginny pig for my next experment!


Kain Marddyn says:
I think not. Now, you wouldn't do that, would you?
*smiling* Now then, why would you experiment on tenchi?
Now, what I think is that washu is looking for a new boy-

Kain Marddyn says:
Hey now, you little... *takes a deep breath* Never mind. Aquarious Incantanto!
*soaks again with water from his staff*

Kain Marddyn says:
*And washu*


Washu says:
Kain!!! I'm gonna kill you!!!

Washu says:
HOld on i hear something

Mihoshi says:
lala

Kain Marddyn says:
*looking at washu sternly* As I was saying-

Mihoshi says:
Hi Kain Hi Washu!

Kain Marddyn says:
For the love of Tsunami! What is with all the interuptions1

Mihoshi says:
Whats that?*she points at teh camera

Kain Marddyn says:
Don't touch that!

Mihoshi says:
I wonder

Kain Marddyn says:
No, stop, stay away from that! *runs over and picks her up,
throwing her over his sholder*

Washu:
Too late!

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Movie stoped beacasue of Mishoshis doing i'm sorry Agami.

Agami:

Why does every one ruin my storys!

I dont know