Author's notes: There is no assasination here, just a funny fic!!!
Disclaimers: I don't own them. DUH!!! But I really wish I do !_!
Hisoka: Hello Gon.
Gon: Hello Hisoka.
Hisoka: Want menthol?
Gon: Yes, thanks!
Gon gets a menthol, a lizard came out of the pack
Hisoka: Hahahah! Haven't you learned your lesson yet Gon?
Gon: Very funny Hisoka.
walks to school
Kurapika: Hey Gon, don't you know that it's April fools day today?
Gon: Doesn't mean that everyone has to joke me around.
Kurapika: Men, really feels hot. Could you please turn around?
Gon: Why?
Kurapika: Alright just help me spell nothing.
Gon: Are you trying to make fun of me?
Killua: Hey Gon! How do you spell nothing again?
Gon: n-o-t-h-i-n-g.
Kurapika: Excuse me Gon, you spell again?
Gon: Nothing!
Kurapika: And what are those letters for?
Gon: very funny!
Leorio: heavy things, heavy things everyday.
Gon smile wickedly.
Gon: Do you know that it's April fools day today?
Leorio: Oh Gon you don't have to remind me of my day.
Gon:Huh????
Lunch time
Shizuku: Insy wincy spider went up...
Shalnark: the water spout.
Phinx:Out came the rain...
Feitan: And wash the spider out.
Pakunoda: Up came the sun....
Nobunaga: and dried up all the rain...
Hisoka: so the insy wincey spider went up the spout again.
Kuroro: I hate that song, it reminds me of our latest movie.
Machi: hello guys.
Feitan: Oops, I dropped my pancake.
Machi stepped on the pancake, Slip!!!
Shizuku: Are you all right Machi?
Machi: I know it's April fools day today but I really am not in the mood with jokes.
Kuroro: There's a spider on your back.
Shizuku: What! get it off! get it off!
Kuroro: I mean your tatoo.
roar in laughter.
Shizuku: Why don't you just eat the sandwich I gave you.
gives the sandwich to Kuroro.
Kuroro: *spit* What a sandwich, there's really sand.
Feitan: You want my spaghetti?
Hisoka: May I?
Feitan: sure.
Hisoka chews hard.
Hisoka: This is not spaghetti, this is your specila rubber bookmark so you won't eat it all up.
Feitan: You wanted it.
Nobunaga:I'm bleeding! I'm bleeding!
Pakunoda: Sorry Nobunaga, I spilled my ketchup. *wipes Nobunaga's hand*
Borenwolf:Hey look the Hunters are there.
Kuroro: Why don't you greet them Happy Ape-real fools day?
5 spiders approach Gon and company.
Leorio: It's my day it is.
Kurapika: hey spiders on for insects.
Feitan: Killu why do you think the people cross the road?
Killua: Cause they need to.
Hisoka: Clearer explanation, kid.
Killua: Dont' call me kid, clown.
Feitan: Answer me!
Leorio: Hey don't mess up my day.
Killua: I don't know, why do people cross the road?
Feitan: Duh! Cause they're in the other side.
Pakunoda: Hey Leorio, who's the lady I saw with you last night?
Leorio: Lady? You must have seen me with Kurapika.
Pakunoda: But I'm sure it's not him.
Leorio: Oh, I know. That was no lady, that was my wife.
Gon: You have a wife?
Leorio: It's My day.
Gon:Oooh!
Shalnark: hey Gon there's a bug on your phone.
Gon: What! Where?
Shalnark: Duh, it's modeled after a bug.
Gon frown.
Feitan: hey Kurapika do you have a sore eyes?
Kurapika: Very funny Feitan, as if I don't know what next.
Feitan: Have this candy then.
Killua: why don't you give me a candy?
Killua gets the candy then chews hard.
Killua: It's rubber.
Feitan: That's what I call, Everlasting candy.
Hisoka: Your eyes aren't red, your but is.
Kurapika: No one can trick me.
Hisoka puts bunjy gum on Kurapika.
Kurapika: Hey, cut it out.
Hisoka makes Kurapika dance like Crayon Shin Chan (The wavy thingy)
Leorio: I didn't know you're a good dancer Kurapika.
Departure time.
Kurapika: hey Kuroro, you have an X mark on your forehead.
Kuroro: It's not X it's cross.
Kurapika: Sorry but it looks like it flipped.
Shizuku: Franklin, could you please hand me my bag.
Franklin gets the bag and drops it.
Shizuku: What's the matter.
Franklin:You forgot that this isn't your bag.
Shizuku: Sorry.
Gon: Killua appear.
Killua appears to Gon.
Killua: Sticky, it won't let go!
Gon:Oops I forgot to wash off the paste this art class.
Leorio yodeleying.
Kuroro: Riolio, what's the matter?
Leorio: tongue stuck to teeth.
All showers starts.
Machi: Hey it's raining.
Feitan: inside the school?
Kuroro: This is no rain it's Ubon's fault again.
Pakunoda: You think he's alive and a ghost?
Ubogin: *dressed as a ghost* it is my fault, I can't reach the CR on time.
All runs away shouting.
Ubogin takes off his costume.
Ubogin: Hey cheer up! Happy April Fool's day!
Leorio runs back to him.
Leorio: Thank you for greeting me on my day.
Ubogin: Huh??? Oh! Yeah Fool, that's nothing.
Shakes hand.
A/N: I know, I know it's kind of foolish!!! But please review! ^_^
