Mamo-chan This, Mamo-Chan That!
By Belldandy

'Matoki this, Matoki that!'
That's all I ever hear about!
Don't you see that hearing his name
Makes me want to shout?
'He was so nice, he was so cute!
He never would've said that!'
But I'm not him, Usagi!
And listening to you makes me MAD!

'Demando this, Demando that!'
That's all you're ever saying!
Can't you tell that I'm so sick
Of all the games we're playing?
'He was so cool, he was so hot!
Too bad I never let him kiss me!'
But now he's dead, Usagi --
JUST LIKE HE SHOULD BE!

'Ail this, Ail that!'
You're still raving about that ugly thing!
Don't you know that he's just an alien
And that I'm your true king?
'He was so great, he was so dreamy!
So what was with Ann instead of me?'
You're just a great, big odango
Who doesn't know about loyalty!

'Umino this, Umino that!'
Why are you even thinking of a geek like that?
He is SUCH a friggin' nerd
And his head is full of useless CRAP!
'He was so smart, he was so sweet!
Why the heck does he like Naru?'
Maybe because they're both nuts
Who are so perfect without you!

'Mamo-chan this, Mamo-chan that!'
Why can't you smarten up and talk like this?!
I'm the manliest man around
And I kiss the very best kiss!
'He's so wonderful, he's my man!
'I love him all day and all night!'
If you can't start repeating after me,
Then pack your stuff and catch the next flight!