The Evil Chimera Named JOHN!!!!
Chapter 2
John has returned for more evil!!! Oh, no!!!
John: Now, my sinister plan is to destroy Cable TV!!!!
Will John destroy Cable TV?!? Just then...
Amelia: Those who...*squints at script* destroy p-public telev-vision will feel the wrath of the Hammer of Justice!!!
Amelia stands up and points her finger in the air.
John: Impudent girl!!!
John picks up Amelia and tosses her!!! OH, NO!!! Stop it, John!!!
John: Shut up...
John has picked me up and whooaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *slam*
Gourry: What's that say again...?
Zelgadis: It says "Stop right there."
Gourry: Right. STOP RIGHT TH-THERE!!
John: STUPID BOY!!! *smack* *slam* *pow* *biff* *Batman*
Lina: HEY! Nobody beats up on Gourry but ME!!!
John: You still don't understand... *smack* *slap* *crunch* *HAHAHAFLATCHESTHAHAHA*
Zelgadis: Good point. Ahem. ENOUGH, JOHN!!! *smack* *crackle* *pop* *pow* *biff* *slap* *smash*
Uhhh...disturbing...anyway, JOHN HAS BEEN DEFEATED AGAIN!!!! Horray...
Zelgadis: I've had enough of this...
Zel...? Can we talk? *SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
THE END
John has returned for more evil!!! Oh, no!!!
John: Now, my sinister plan is to destroy Cable TV!!!!
Will John destroy Cable TV?!? Just then...
Amelia: Those who...*squints at script* destroy p-public telev-vision will feel the wrath of the Hammer of Justice!!!
Amelia stands up and points her finger in the air.
John: Impudent girl!!!
John picks up Amelia and tosses her!!! OH, NO!!! Stop it, John!!!
John: Shut up...
John has picked me up and whooaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *slam*
Gourry: What's that say again...?
Zelgadis: It says "Stop right there."
Gourry: Right. STOP RIGHT TH-THERE!!
John: STUPID BOY!!! *smack* *slam* *pow* *biff* *Batman*
Lina: HEY! Nobody beats up on Gourry but ME!!!
John: You still don't understand... *smack* *slap* *crunch* *HAHAHAFLATCHESTHAHAHA*
Zelgadis: Good point. Ahem. ENOUGH, JOHN!!! *smack* *crackle* *pop* *pow* *biff* *slap* *smash*
Uhhh...disturbing...anyway, JOHN HAS BEEN DEFEATED AGAIN!!!! Horray...
Zelgadis: I've had enough of this...
Zel...? Can we talk? *SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
THE END
