The Evil Chimera Named JOHN!!!! Chapter 2

John has returned for more evil!!! Oh, no!!!

John: Now, my sinister plan is to destroy Cable TV!!!!

Will John destroy Cable TV?!? Just then...

Amelia: Those who...*squints at script* destroy p-public telev-vision will feel the wrath of the Hammer of Justice!!!

Amelia stands up and points her finger in the air.

John: Impudent girl!!!

John picks up Amelia and tosses her!!! OH, NO!!! Stop it, John!!!

John: Shut up...

John has picked me up and whooaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *slam*

Gourry: What's that say again...?

Zelgadis: It says "Stop right there."

Gourry: Right. STOP RIGHT TH-THERE!!

John: STUPID BOY!!! *smack* *slam* *pow* *biff* *Batman*

Lina: HEY! Nobody beats up on Gourry but ME!!!

John: You still don't understand... *smack* *slap* *crunch* *HAHAHAFLATCHESTHAHAHA*

Zelgadis: Good point. Ahem. ENOUGH, JOHN!!! *smack* *crackle* *pop* *pow* *biff* *slap* *smash*

Uhhh...disturbing...anyway, JOHN HAS BEEN DEFEATED AGAIN!!!! Horray...

Zelgadis: I've had enough of this...

Zel...? Can we talk? *SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

THE END