Fighters' Prom Night

CHAPTER 3: On The Road

By LyL GuRL

(the Street Fighters are in the limo…)

Ken: (to the driver) Let's hit it!

The driver is silent.

Ken: Hellooo?? You there?

Suddenly, the driver turns around to reveal the face of… Birdie!

Birdie: So hows everyone doin?

Ryu: Aah! (bug eyes)

Guy: Aah! (bug eyes)

Charlie: Aah! (bug eyes)

Guile: Aah! (bug eyes)

Ken: Aah! (bug eyes)

Dan: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Birdie: Relax it's just yo man here!

Ken: Uhh, what are you doing here? And where's my driver?

Birdie: Well, I'll answer the first question later, but your driver is fine. He's probably at the night club…or something.

Ken: Answer the first question.

Birdie: Okay. Well, see here, I need a ride to prom. Actually, I'll be the one to get ya there. You let me drive, I get ya there fast. Sound good?

Ken: Uhh, fine. But only till we get there.

Birdie: Aww, man. Oh, well gotta hurry. My babe's waitin foe me.

He accelerates hard into the distance.

Sakura: What? Another passenger?

Chun Li: Who's your date, Birdie?

Birdie: Hehe, you'll see. She's a fine lady.

The limo stops in front of a dark house that has a creepy and magical sense to it. Birdie steps out and runs to the door. He snaps off a rose from the front bush and rings the doorbell. Back in the limo, the SF fighters start making drumming noises.

Out steps…………………Rose! Birdie hands Rose the rose and kisses her cheek and they hug. The couple run to the limo and get in. Rose gets on the passenger seat comfortably.

Cammy: Rose?!

Rose: Oh Cammy! What a surprise!! And everyone else, how are you??

R. Mika: We're great! (takes a bite of her chicken sandwich)

Rose: And Ryu! Is that you?? I've always wanted to meet you because I have something very important to tell you…

Sakura: (throws her arms around Ryu's neck) No, Ryu!! Don't listen to her, I'M the one you love!! MEEE! I loooooovvveee youuuuuuuu!!!

Ryu: (sweat drop)

Rose: Uh, maybe later.

Birdie: Everyone ready?? Let's go!

The limo takes off again. After a few minutes…

Ibuki: (pointing out the window) Hey whats that big black jet thingy?

Birdie: Did you say a big black jet thingy?

Ibuki: Yeah, a big black jet thingy!!

Birdie: Oh, s***!! (takes a sharp turn to the left)

Charlie: Hey, man, what's going on?

Birdie: That man!! That's my boss!

Guy: In the big black jet thingy?

Birdie: Yeah, the one in the big black jet thingy!! (speeds faster)

Guile: I don't see anyone.

Suddenly, loud crackling evil laughter is heard from the big black jet thingy.

Evil Voice: So there you are Birdie. Hehe, thought you could escape me? No one escapes my Psycho Power!! Hahahaha, *snort**snort*!!

Chun Li: Did he say Psycho Power??

Birdie: It's Bison!! (still attempting to control the limo's top speed)

Rose: *gasp* You mean you work for Bison?! How could you Birdie, how could you?!

The top of the limo is blown off from an intense blast. Now it looks like a convertible limo!! WHEEEE!

Guile: There he is!! (points into the night sky at a small purple speck advancing towards them)

Bison's figure is slowly becoming more and more visible. He lands in the middle of the highway in the path of the limo.

Bison: Let's play chicken!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!

Birdie slams his foot on the brakes.

Sakura: I'm scared!!

Karin: Wheeeeeeeee!!!

R. Mika: I'm thirsty!!

The limo did not stop in time to avoid crashing Bison, and so Bison was hit and he fell backwards onto the ground.

Bison: Owwwwwww!! My head! And my peni-….I mean, my head!!

Birdie: You should be more careful, boss.

Bison: You weren't supposed to hit me, idiot! Now help me up!

Birdie: Will I get my bonus this time?

Bison: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Birdie helps the big bad boss up.

Meanwhile, all the rest in the limo get out and surround Bison.

Bison: Ah, traveling with quite the party I see, Birdie.

Chun Li, Guile and Charlie: Bison, you're under arrest!!

Bison: What? Haha, you're too funny, *snort* *snort* Why do I hear that all the time?

Chun Li: You killed my father!

Guile: You killed Charlie!

Charlie: You killed me!
Guy: You're evil!

Ibuki: Really, really evil!

Rose: You're unworthy of the Psycho Powers!

Cammy: You took my memory!!

Sakura: You want my boyfriend!!

R. Mika: Bison's gayyyyy!! Ewww!!

Bison: What?! I am NOT gay.

Sakura: Yes you are. *sniffle* You even searched the whole world for him. That's how bad you want him! Well, guess what? *sniffle* You'll have to fight me first!!

Karin: Yeah, you did the same to get my Ken because you couldn't find Ryu! Now I have a reason to hate you, Bison!! Woo-hoo! This is fun!

Bison: Fine, I admit it! I'm GAY!! Happy now?!

Ken: Not really. I'm pretty much disgusted.

Ryu: Me, too. Yuck. Let's beat him up!

Sakura: Yay!

Bison: Wait!! Before we engage in a glorious battle, I must speak with my henchman here first. (turns to Birdie) Have you completed your mission?

Birdie: Yes.

Bison: Do you have it?

Birdie: Yes.

Bison: Hand it over now.

Birdie reaches into the limo and grabs out two white paper bags and gives them to Bison.

Bison sits on the road floor Indian style and opens the bag.

Bison: Ah, finally! Thai food!! I haven't had any for weeks! (starts munching away)

(everyone falls) THUD!!

Suddenly, Dan appears beside Bison.

Dan: Hey, can I have some of that??

Bison: Hands off bud!! I'm starving here!

R. Mika: Dan, where were you all this time? You haven't showed up since the beginning of the chapter!!

Dan: Just getting some sleep I deserved! :D Anyways, Bison I'll trade you my pokemon card for some!!

Bison: *munch**munch* What's a pokemon card?

Dan: (shows him the card) Look. That's a Pika-chu. Isn't it cute?

Bison: Awww. Wow, what else does it do?

Dan: It can be your personal credit card too. And… you can decorate it! Whaddya say?

Bison: Deal!

The two start eating the rest of the yummy Thai food while the others get into Bison's jet and fly off to the prom. Except R. Mika. She joins Dan and Bison in the picnic.