Yes, I'm back!   I felt inspired to write this an hour before Travel Camp begins and I need to go with a busload of mostly bratty, immature children to the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha NE.  I also don't know anyone else who's going, oh well, at least I'll see the Desert Dome…maybe I should attempt to write "Vegeta Rocks!" on the side of it.

Disclaimer: Maybe in an alternate universe I own DBZ…meaning you can't really tell me I need to do a dis-* watches lawyer people coming towards her * Uh…I mean, I don't own DBZ!

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Gohan walked towards Radditz, now with a cold calm aura surrounding him instead of his usual friendly one.  H walked up to Radditz, and without saying anything, began to choke the older man.

"Daddy!  What are you doing to Mr. Radditz?" asked Pan looking up at him.

"Yeah, my dad SAID you were kinda weird but…" Bra trailed off.

"Eh?  Pan?  Bra?" Gohan was so surprised that he dropped Radditz, much to the Saiyan's gratefulness.

"Ok, let's all just introduce ourselves before we decided to kill one another," Mirai Trunks said backing up a bit. 

"Well, I know who THEY are," Gohan told him pointing to Nappa, Radditz and Turles, "They helped make my life miserable!"

"Uh…that's all good and well but maybe they're changed now?" Mirai tried.

"I doubt it and the-" Gohan stopped short of what he was going to say as he looked at Bardock and King Vegeta, "WHAT THE?!?!" 

"Ah, I have a feeling 'What the?!?!?' is going to be our greeting from nearly everyone in this world," stated King Vegeta.

"Probably," agreed Bardock.

Chibi Trunks turned to look at the strangers, he and Goten had been too frightened up until now to get a good look at them. Chibi paled slightly when he realized how eerily similar Bardock, Turles and King Vegeta looked to people he knew, he turned to Goten, "Uh…Goten?  Did you notice anything…ODD about those strangers?" asked Trunks.

"No.  Why did you ask Trunks?" Goten responded.

Trunks slapped a hand to his forehead, "Ok, Goten," he started as though he were talking to a small child, "Now, look at them VERY closely and ask yourself if you've seen people that looked like them before."

Goten squinted and looked at them very closely as Trunks had commanded he then backed away a few steps and fell to the ground with a soft 'thump'.  He immediately picked himself up and ran behind Gohan, "Help me Niichan!  GHOSTS!  OR EVIL CLONES OF DAD AND MR. VEGETA!"

Pan laughed, "Uncle Goten is scared."

"Yeah, your uncle's a scaredycat!" Bra teased.

"The little girls have a point Goten," Trunks said mockingly.

"H-hey!  I'm n-not a scaredycat!" Goten protested stepping bravely out from behind Gohan.

'That kid looks so much like me.  He's too young to be Kakarot so that must mean Kakarot  has children!  That's my grandchild!  And he just called that other boy "Niichan" and that little girl over there (Pan) called him 'daddy'!  Holy Shit I'm a great grandfather!' Thought Bardock.

"AHEM!" Mirai managed to grab everyone's attention, "Before anyone tries to kill anyone else or anymore children are scarred for life I just like to ask you guys," he gestured towards Bardock, King Vegeta, Turles, Nappa and Radditz, "just how you got here.  I mean, you're supposed to be DEAD!"

"Pan-Chan and I wished them back Mirai brother!" Bra chirped, "We wished to meet my ancestors on Daddy's side and Pan's ancestors on her grandpa's side!"

"Well that explains a lot," muttered Chibi Trunks (Note: From this point on Mirai Trunks will be called "Mirai" and Chibi Trunks will just be called Trunks.)

"Aren't you proud of us Trunks?" asked Bra, "You told mommy and daddy that you were supposed to bring all the members of your family to school on Friday and now you can bring grandpa!" she exclaimed smiling.

"Yeah Uncle Goten!  You can bring great grandpa, great uncle Turles and Great Uncle Radditz now too!  But I'm not sure if you wanna bring him," she pointed to Nappa, "He's ugly and stupid and you said kids tease you already."

"Hey!" yelled Nappa lunging for the small child before anyone else could do anything.

Gohan flashed in front of him and grabbed his neck, then said in a very low, deadly voice, "You so much as touch my daughter and I'm going to kill you.  Alright?"

"Gosh daddy," protested Pan, "I could have blocked that!  He attacked all wrong!  Right Bra?"

"That's right!  Daddy told me that you should NEVER attack like THAT!" she scolded Nappa (In my fic I'm just saying that Bra wants to be a warrior, this is already AU and plus, Bra's one of my favorite characters and I think she could have been the first female SSJ and a very powerful warrior is she wanted to.  GT is unfair to her in that respect.).

"Uh…who IS your daddy?" asked King Vegeta knowing he probably already knew the answer.

"Prince Vegeta!" Bra said smiling, "Mommy just told he that her looks dominate the gene pool and that's why me an' Trunks don't look like dad much…or something like that!"

"Prince Vegeta and a weak Earth woman…?" stuttered Nappa.

"Well," Mirai started, "mom's not strong physically but she's very…" Mirai didn't want to insult his mother but he couldn't have them expecting her to be a quiet, shy, always nice woman.

"Loud," finished Trunks.

"And…" Goten tried to think of another word to describe Bulma.

"Loud," finished Trunks again.

"And…"

"Loud,"

"An-"

"Yeah!" Radditz snapped, "we get it already!  LOUD!  L-O-U-D, LOUD!"

"Very, she's also the planet's smartest person," Gohan added, 'and extremely high-maintenance' Gohan thought to himself remembering the ordeal on Namek.

"If I'd wanted to, I could have graduated from High School or even College by this time," Trunks commented.

"I could be 6th grade now!" Bra said smirking.

'God, I think my grandchildren are the "brainy" type,' thought King Vegeta wearily (*glare* And what exactly's wrong with the brainy type?!).

Inside…

"So where exactly is Vegeta now?" asked King Vegeta (referring to his son, not himself.).

"He's training is the GR, TRUNKS should be there too right now!" Bra pointed out and smirked a smirk that was eerily similar to her father's.

Trunks gulped as all eyes turned to him, "Well…Goten came over…and Goten's my friend…and people at school think I'm some weird cross between and book nerd and a muscle-bound person and that I'm anti-social…and I'm already a Super Saiyan so if any evil person come to Earth I could-"

"WHAT?!?!" yelled all the newly revived Saiyans who didn't know that being a SSJ was common to the Saiyans of this time.

"Y-you're the legendary Super Saiyan?!?!" Asked King Vegeta, astoundedly.

"Well, I'm a Super Saiyan…not the LEGENDARY one, that was some dude named Brolli we killed a few years ago since he was berserk, but me and dad and everyone else with Saiyan blood can transform into a Super Saiyan," Trunks concluded(yes, in this dimension Pan and Bra can be SSJ because it provides some nice opportunities for evil *grins *.).

"There can be more than one?!" asked Bardock after finally managing to form words in his mouth.

Goten shrugged, "What's the big deal grandpa?  I was a Super Saiyan when I was 7 and Trunks was one when he was 8, he's one year older than me."

Gohan coughed to break the uneasy silence, "Uh…Goten and Trunks of this time are special cases…Pan and Bra too, we think it has something to do with being conceived after the parent that had Saiyan blood went Super Saiyan since they could do it almost…naturally, but myself, Mirai, dad and Vegeta had to work really hard to do it."

"If that guy," Radditz pointed to Mirai, "is that kid's future self than wouldn't they have been born at the same time?" asked Radditz suspiciously.

"No, I came from the future to warn everyone of this time about an on-coming attack by 2 artificial beings, cyborgs, with ungodly strength so they wouldn't get killed like they did in my time, but in doing so I also altered some events of the past." Mirai stopped there, not wanting to go into the detail about which 'events' he was talking about (* wink wink * * nudge nudge *).

Just then 2 voices could be heard from outside, "Curse you Kakarot!  You blew up the &%$ * GR!"

"Heh, whoops, sorry Vegeta!"

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Me: * Laughs * I love these things that can be considered cliffhangers!   Anyway, please review or…I won't post the next one!  And don't worry, Nappa will die!