Hello my faithful readers and reviewers!  I'm working on the next part so quickly because I'm inspired and because of your support!  You know…I feel special, most people classified as "new authors" don't get many reviews or aren't the "respected" ones.  I've been luckier; I guess people seem to like my stories-

Heero: How scary.  I'm referring to the stories themselves and that people like them.

Me: * growl * Hey!  You HELP me with this, so in you're calling something you helped with scary?

Heero: Yeah, I mean if YOU were responsible for some of it we all know it's going to be scary.  No need hiding it.

Me: RELEEEEEENA!  DUOOOOOOOOOOO!  HEERO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING FUN WITH YOU GUYS!

Heero: * pales * God no…

* Relena and Duo come in *

Relena: Really Hee-chan?  You want to do something fun with us?

Heero: No…

Duo: Neat!  Let's go to the movies, I'll invite Hilde too!

Heero: Oh Lord…

* Heero is dragged off by the overly happy Duo and the overly happy Relena *

Me: Hm…I need a replacement muse until Heero gets back from "torture"…I have Juunana here on support staff but that's not enough!  * Smiles and pulls Vegeta, Jeice and Zarbon out of nowhere * Mwhahahaha…hot guys galore!

Juunana: * To Vegeta, Jeice and Zarbon * Be afraid, be VERY afraid.

Disclaimer: Just so you all know…my real name is Akira Toriyama and I'm using this guise to test out some new ideas for stories so- * Sees lawyers and the REAL Akira Toriyama coming towards her * Uh…I mean…I don't own DBZ!  Hey, neat!  My author notes took up nearly a page!

And on a side note…I DO enjoy my characters having mental breakdowns!  * Evil laughter *

Characters: * Cower in fear *

Also, I am aware that Turles isn't Goku's sibling but I just think he kicks a$$ so I used the excuse that he was Goku's brother to bring him back.

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"Is that-" King Vegeta was cut off when his granddaughter ran to the ranting person coming through the door and jumped into his arms and cried, "daddy!" But that was well and good because now he had his answer anyway.

Bardock raised his eyebrow as Trunks and Goten gave a small 'eep!'  and ran off down one of Capsule Corporation's many hallways whispering about going to the gardens to talk to some frog named 'Ginyu' and ask what they should do.  Ginyu…that sounded familiar…then it hit Bardock like a ton of bricks (I bet THAT hurt!) Were they talking about Captain Ginyu from The Ginyu Special Corps., Freiza's most elite soldiers?!

Gohan walked up to Vegeta and his father before Pan or Bra could take it into their hands to "explain" everything and took a deep breath hoping Vegeta wouldn't pound him into the ground after he got the first sentence out, "Uh…dad?  Vegeta?  Pan and Bra summoned the dragon and wished that some of their Saiyan ancestors were alive and my grandpa, Uncle Radditz, Uncle Turles, Nappa-don't ask, and Vegeta's father have been brought back from the dead and they're standing right over there," Gohan prepared himself for the impact of Vegeta's blow, but surprisingly it never came.  Vegeta was just standing there staring at his father, wide-eyed.

"That's  great!" cheered Goku smiling happily, looking at his long dead father and brothers smiling, even though Radditz and Turles had caused him LOTS of trouble in the past.  To Goku the past was past and everyone deserved a second chance…WHAT a goody-goody (* glares at Goku * Stupid goody-goodys…making people like myself look bad)!

"Uh…right," Gohan inched away from his father and began to wave his hand in front of Vegeta's face.

Vegeta snapped out of it and hit Gohan as he least expected it.  Poor, poor Gohan.

"What's wrong daddy?" asked Bra as her father whacked the now-dazed Gohan to the ground.

Gee, what was that for Vegeta?  Gohan didn't do anything," Goku stated helping his son off the ground.

"He was WAVING his HAND in front of my FACE!" Vegeta growled.

"What excuse is that Vegeta?" demanded is father.

It once again occurred to Vegeta that his father was HERE, as in ALIVE.  Damned Dragonballs.  Bra hopped out of her father's arms just in time, right before Vegeta hit the ground in a faint.

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In the gardens…

"…and you see Captain Ginyu, we don't know what to do or where to hide since Trunks' dad looked real mad," Goten, who had the amazing ability to talk to frogs, finished.

Captain Ginyu looked thoughtful, he didn't really know what to do about the boys' problem but he did now what he could do about his own…, "Ribbit, Rib, Rib, Ribbit," he told Goten.

"What did he say Goten?" asked Trunks.

Goten looked confuzzled, "He said we should go see Dende and get him to bring back Ginyu's team."

"You mean Guldo, Rikum, Baata and Jeice?  My dad told me THOSE guys were losers,"  Trunks responded, Ginyu looked offended, well, as offended as a frog could appear.

"I think you made him mad Trunks," Goten raised his eyebrow as the tiny frog kicked his best friend in the shin.  Trunks didn't even notice.

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On Kami's Lookout…

Dende shivered slightly knowing that soon he'd probably have to deal with Trunks and Goten…then he'd have to bring back the force…then they'd cause havoc and get Ginyu back into his normal body…then Gohan would murder him (Dende)…

Dende closed his eyes and began to rock back and forth, "Happy place…I'm in the my happy place…Haaaaappy plaaaaace…"

"I worry about that boy sometimes," muttered Mr. Popo as he watered the flowers.

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Vegeta was laid out on the couch with a wet washcloth on his forehead and the other Saiyans and demi-Saiyans looking at him a bit worriedly and not saying much to each other.

At that moment Bulma decided to come in, now as you can imagine Bulma  was one SURPRISED lady.  She saw her husband on the couch fainted, her daughter, Mirai son, Goku, Gohan, Pan and… 'OH MY GOD!' she thought looking at the other guys, remembering what Radditz looked like, what Nappa looked like (from TV and from Baba's crystal ball), how Vegeta had described his father and how much the other two guys looked like Goku, she hoped to Kami that she was only hallucinating but unfortunately Kami was still in his "Happy place" and took no notice of what was going on on Earth.

The Saiyans and Demi-Saiyans had to push the love seat over by the couch when they heard a small shriek and a 'plonk' as Bulma fainted on the floor.

"Damn, another one," muttered Radditz.

Bra shrugged looking on the bright side, "At least it's not like that time that half the house got ruined when daddy and Pan's grandpa were fighting and she asked me and Pan what happened and we told her and she yelled "VEGETA YOU…uh…they told me not to repeat this word…GET DOWN HERE!  AND YOU TOO GOKU!" she yelled it SO loud that all the glass on the undamaged side of the building broke and dad and Pan's grandpa could barely hear for a week!  Me, Trunks, Pan, her daddy and Goten could only barely hear for a day!" she announced excitedly, "Mirai wasn't here then," she added as an afterthought.

Goku winced, not visibly but he winced, remembering the horror of being nearly deaf for a week.

Bardock, King Vegeta, Turles and Radditz visibly cringed at the thought of their sensitive Saiyan hearing being assaulted like that.  Nappa was too busy picking his nose (A/N: EEEEEEW!) to notice anything going on around him.

'God oh God…why, out of ANYONE do I need to be related to Nappa?' thought Bardock to himself.  Poor, poor Bardock…and Turles….and Radditz for that matter.

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Trunks and Goten were heading for Kami's Lookout, Goten holding the Ginyu frog who had hypnotized them to do his bidding with his almighty "Froggy-Hypnotizing-Ray-Gun-of-Terror-and-Doom™" don't ask how he got it…probably one of Dr. Briefs' crazy inventions that were supposed to have no purpose…unless he was aiding the frogs in their plan for world domination which was actually a very likely thing…I mean, what ELSE do you people think he's been doing in his spare time?

"Rib, Ribbit, Ribbit, Rib, Ribbit!" cackled Ginyu insanely, translation: "The world will soon be mine!  Look out pathetic Earthlings because the almighty Ginyu Force is coming!  And so are the frogs!"

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Mr. Popo sighed looking at Dende who was STILL in his "Happy place" he would have sent Piccolo to find out the source of the approaching ki's but Piccolo was investigating what he was sure was a possessed doll that had been among the toys Pan and Bra wished for, having not wanted his former pupil to be possessed along with his family and the rest of the world, Maybe at a certain time of the year younger Nameks go temporarily insane,' mused Mr. Popo looking at Dende and thinking about Piccolo.

He was very surprised when Goten, Trunks and a frog arrived on the lookout, the former two of the three not looking so well.

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Vegeta awoke with a jolt…something in his mind said, 'There's trouble!  Wake up you lazy ass!' Vegeta wasn't in the mood to listen to nagging, mean voices, especially when they awoke him from the only thing that kept him from having to explain his life to his father.  Vegeta wished with all his might that maybe, by some miracle as he looked up at his father that he'd feel himself faint again.  Well, Vegeta doesn't always have the best of luck, see…

"Hello to you too Vegeta," remarked the King dryly as his son stared at him with wide eyes.

"Y-you…" Vegeta stuttered, "I-I mean…w-w-what I'm trying to s-say is…"

"What's the matter daddy?  You're not mad at me are you?" asked Bra with the best glassy eyes she could muster, making her look like she was on the verge of crying.

Vegeta turned his face from an amazed, hard one to a clam, soft one (A/N: image=scary…Vegeta looking…soft!), "No, I'm not mad at you B-Chan, this is just the  thing I least expected to see when I came in."

Bardock, King Vegeta, Radditz and Turles weren't sure WHAT they should be most surprised at:  The fact that the prince had called his daughter "B-Chan" seeing as they'd NEVER expected the Prince Vegeta THEY'D left to address anyone by "-Chan" or how quickly he'd changed moods right then for his daughter.  Either way it was rather obvious he cared a lot about her.  Nappa was STILL picking his nose (A/N: Still EEEEWWW!)

'I hope when he fights with someone with any common knowledge about the battlefield he isn't THAT OBVIOUS about his weakness,'  thought the King.

'Who would have expected THIS out of the somber little prince we last saw on Vegeta-Sei?' thought Bardock, 'we' referring to the other revived Saiyans.  There were so many Saiyans in other world that unless your loved one was someone IMPORTANT like the Prince you would never know if they died or not, so Bardock didn't know that Radditz and Turles hadn't died on Vegeta-Sei.  He didn't really CARE about Nappa, no one did.

Vegeta glanced down and saw Bulma on the love seat and wasn't even able ask before Turles said, "She saw all of us here, your lordship, and just fainted."

'I suppose she would.  Especially considering how she's seen Radditz and Nappa, I told her what my father looked like and it would appear that there were three Kakarots…what a scary thought.'

At that moment Mirai, who had quietly stalked off when he saw his father stir burst in with a note and some kind of ray gun in his hand, "Captain Ginyu hypnotized Trunks and Goten with this," he threw the ray gun to the others' feet, "and now he says he's going to use them to get Dende to revive the Ginyu force and other bad guys so they can rule the world!  And he says frogs are going to help!  And Piccolo just walked past me muttering about possessed dolls!  The world's gone crazy I tell you!  CRAZY!  NOBODY TOLD ME KRILLEN MARRIED JUUHACHIGOU UNTIL THIS MORNING!  SHE FRIGGEN HELPED MURDER HIM IN MY TIMELINE AND HE MARRIED HER!  THIS TIMELINE IS SO COMPLTELY SCREWED UP!  I DON'T GET IT!" Mirai fell sobbing at everyone's feet, letting the note drift softly out of his hand.

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Wow!  I'm really getting enthused about this fic!  I mean…two chapters so close together…and I know what I'm doing for the next one too!  You can expect it soon since I happen to have lots of spare time this week!  Also, I've decided that over a course of events in this fic I'm going to slowly torture Nappa, maybe this will be "part one" of the fic and to celebrate "part two" I'll leave you all hanging with a scenario of "Did he die…?" and you'll get your answer at the beginning of part two!  How does that sound?  But of course…all the parts will still be under the name of this fic because I'm NOT losing my reviews for a new one!

Jeice: Stop talking!  You're drawing them away!

Me: You don't want to end up like him…do you?  * points to Heero who is rocking back and forth in a corner muttering incoherently *

Jeice: * Gulp * No…