Papa don't preach By Dark_Dasha





Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ.I wish I did though.



"Hey dad. I gotta talk to you" said Bra. "It's really important."

"I'm busy brat.Come back later.. You know better than to distract me when I'm training."Answered Vegeta.

"But daddy."

"Damn it, just leave me alone!"

"Fine, daddy, if you don't wanna talk to me, just listen to this song."

(Turns on Kelly Osbourne's "Papa Don't Preach"

Papa I know you'll be upset

Cause I was always your little girl

But you should know by now

I'm not a baby.)

"Damn it, woman, what the hell is that racket!!!" yelled Vegeta. "Woman!!!"

"Daddy, mom went to the store." said Bra.

"Bra, turn that thing off.Before daddy breaks it."

(You always taught me right from wrong.

Oh daddy, daddy, please be strong,

I may be young at heart,

But I know what I'm saying)

"Daddy, just listen to the song.Please. For me???"

"Fine. But just this one song."

(The one you told me all about.

The one you said I could do without.

We're in trouble deep,

And I don't mean maybe.

Please.

Papa don't preach,

I'm in trouble deep,

Papa don't preach,

I've been losing sleep,

But I've made up my mind,

I'm keeping my baby)

"What!!! Bra, are you out of your mind!!! You're pregnant?!?"

"Yes daddy. That's what I was trying to tell you.If only you would have listened to."

"Whose is it??? TELL ME!!! I need to know whose it is!!!"

"Well, you know him."

"Well, at least it isn't Kakkarot's spawn."

"Daddy. Do you mean Goten???"

"Yeah, that brat of Kakkarots."

"Well, that's exactly who is gonna be my mate and the father to my child."

"What?! NOOOO!!!" yelled Vegeta in shock and started hitting his head on the wall.

"Daddy, are you okay?"

"Where is he??? I'm gonna find him and kill him!"

"No.Daddy, don't.Please? Pretty please.Daddy."

"Fine. Where the hell is your mother?"

Just then, Bulma comes in.

"Woman, what the hell took you so long.Oh, and guess what? The brat is pregnant." said Vegeta with a scowl. "And where's my fucking food!"

"Bra, you are having a baby? Oh, that's great!! Congratulations!"

"Onna, where is my food!!!"

"Guess what, mom.Me and Goten are engaged!" said Bra happily.

"My food, woman." yelled Vegeta impatiently.

The two women just ignored him and started talking excitedly.

"Today is just not my day..." said Vegeta."First, they don't let me train, then they get me related to Kakkarot, then they take away my food.I think I'll go kill someone." Vegeta got up and went to MD, found Dark_Dasha's house and killed her.

A/N: So what'd you think??? And plz be honest.