*******Kenshinny*******
Disclaimer: We do not own anything. Well, actually we own fan. And
ourselves.
Lumina glow: well, we don't even own ourselves. Remember? We needed money for that new car horn.
Msanogi: I thought you were gonna buy the Kenshin video!!!
Lumina glow: I couldn't help it! The horn was so cool! *honks horn which plays La cucaracha*
Msanogi: *shakes head* for shame. Still. Fan Is ours
*Kenshin is seen sitting down in a talk show chair*
Kenshin: Hello and welcome to Kenshinny.
*theme song is heard in the background with clip of him talking* (theme to oprah)
Right on right on Yea oo oo roll on roll out Yea oo oo Kenny kenny Kenshin
*clapping is heard in the background*
Kenshin: Hi and welcome to Kenshinny.
Stage manager: but you already said that.
Kenshin: Hey what's the name of this show?
Stage manager: Kenshinny?
Kenshin: And who brought you those doughnuts?
Stage manager: The assistant?
Kenshin: Well there you go.
Stage manager: But what does that have to do wi-
Kenshin: SILENCE!!
*everyone stares*
Kenshin: oops.. Um... er..*blinks* today's guest is an important one. He has shown true courage with his many um.uh..stuff he's done.yeah. *nods* Please welcome Fan!
*applause* (fan walks out and takes a seat)
Kenshin: Hello Fan. Welcome to the show.
Fan: Thank-you. I'm glad to be here.
Kenshin: So fan. You're an actual fan. Like to fan people with?
Fan: Yes. My mother was an air conditioner and my father..well I grew not knowing him.
Kenshin: So? My whole family died.
Fan: I'm sorry to hear that.
Kenshin: You should be.
Director: *glares*
Kenshin: Uh, sorry. I meant, can you tell us how you're able to live such a long and healthy life being a fan?
Fan: Yes I can tell you. I like to look at it as an opportunity to help people and not a boppertunity.
Kenshin: uh.. Boppertunity?
Fan: yes, that when you have the opportunity to bop someone instead of keeping them cool.
Kenshin: stupid script! *throws script at screen writer* I.. I knew that. I've heard you've been helping starving children in Africa. How can you do this without arms or legs for that matter?
Fan: Well, I just did. I woke up one morning and I thought " They shouldn't be starving, they need to chill." So I offered my services.
Audience: AWWWWWWW...
Kenshin: great now their stuck on Awwww. I killed hundreds of people!
Audience: Awwwwww..
Kenshin: *shakes head* anyways. Thank-you fan.
Fan: for what?
Kenshin: for being here. We'll be back after these massages.
Fan: You mean messages?
Kenshin: No, massages. Where's my masseuse ?
Msanogi: I couldn't fit the whole story on one fan fic page so I chopped it up into three chapters. Sorry everyone! ^.^;;
Lumina glow: well, we don't even own ourselves. Remember? We needed money for that new car horn.
Msanogi: I thought you were gonna buy the Kenshin video!!!
Lumina glow: I couldn't help it! The horn was so cool! *honks horn which plays La cucaracha*
Msanogi: *shakes head* for shame. Still. Fan Is ours
*Kenshin is seen sitting down in a talk show chair*
Kenshin: Hello and welcome to Kenshinny.
*theme song is heard in the background with clip of him talking* (theme to oprah)
Right on right on Yea oo oo roll on roll out Yea oo oo Kenny kenny Kenshin
*clapping is heard in the background*
Kenshin: Hi and welcome to Kenshinny.
Stage manager: but you already said that.
Kenshin: Hey what's the name of this show?
Stage manager: Kenshinny?
Kenshin: And who brought you those doughnuts?
Stage manager: The assistant?
Kenshin: Well there you go.
Stage manager: But what does that have to do wi-
Kenshin: SILENCE!!
*everyone stares*
Kenshin: oops.. Um... er..*blinks* today's guest is an important one. He has shown true courage with his many um.uh..stuff he's done.yeah. *nods* Please welcome Fan!
*applause* (fan walks out and takes a seat)
Kenshin: Hello Fan. Welcome to the show.
Fan: Thank-you. I'm glad to be here.
Kenshin: So fan. You're an actual fan. Like to fan people with?
Fan: Yes. My mother was an air conditioner and my father..well I grew not knowing him.
Kenshin: So? My whole family died.
Fan: I'm sorry to hear that.
Kenshin: You should be.
Director: *glares*
Kenshin: Uh, sorry. I meant, can you tell us how you're able to live such a long and healthy life being a fan?
Fan: Yes I can tell you. I like to look at it as an opportunity to help people and not a boppertunity.
Kenshin: uh.. Boppertunity?
Fan: yes, that when you have the opportunity to bop someone instead of keeping them cool.
Kenshin: stupid script! *throws script at screen writer* I.. I knew that. I've heard you've been helping starving children in Africa. How can you do this without arms or legs for that matter?
Fan: Well, I just did. I woke up one morning and I thought " They shouldn't be starving, they need to chill." So I offered my services.
Audience: AWWWWWWW...
Kenshin: great now their stuck on Awwww. I killed hundreds of people!
Audience: Awwwwww..
Kenshin: *shakes head* anyways. Thank-you fan.
Fan: for what?
Kenshin: for being here. We'll be back after these massages.
Fan: You mean messages?
Kenshin: No, massages. Where's my masseuse ?
Msanogi: I couldn't fit the whole story on one fan fic page so I chopped it up into three chapters. Sorry everyone! ^.^;;
