(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Announcer: Are you tired of having dull un-anime like hair?

Kid: Not really. I don't min-

Announcer: Well I have the perfect thing for you! It's called Anime spray!

Kids: Anime spray?

Announcer: Anime spray! Just a couple sprays and you'll have hair as nice as Aoshi!

Aoshi:....

Kid: Let me try! *sprays some* hmmm..it's tingling..it .it. BURNS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!AH!!!!!! *Falls over*

Announcer: Buy anime spray today! *in a low in audible voice* only 50 easy payments of 79.95 shipping and handling not included + 70% tax.

(theme song plays while kid rolls around on stage screaming) Anime spray , It's animeriffic, Anime spray, It's good for otakus, Anime, anime, anime, SPRAY!!!!!

(guards are seen electrocuting kid)

Kid: NO NONOoooooooo*starts crisping*

Announcer: cut the camera! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Msanogi: keep reading! ^_^x