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Announcer: Are you tired of having dull un-anime like hair?
Kid: Not really. I don't min-
Announcer: Well I have the perfect thing for you! It's called Anime spray!
Kids: Anime spray?
Announcer: Anime spray! Just a couple sprays and you'll have hair as nice as Aoshi!
Aoshi:....
Kid: Let me try! *sprays some* hmmm..it's tingling..it .it. BURNS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!AH!!!!!! *Falls over*
Announcer: Buy anime spray today! *in a low in audible voice* only 50 easy payments of 79.95 shipping and handling not included + 70% tax.
(theme song plays while kid rolls around on stage screaming) Anime spray , It's animeriffic, Anime spray, It's good for otakus, Anime, anime, anime, SPRAY!!!!!
(guards are seen electrocuting kid)
Kid: NO NONOoooooooo*starts crisping*
Announcer: cut the camera! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Msanogi: keep reading! ^_^x
Kid: Not really. I don't min-
Announcer: Well I have the perfect thing for you! It's called Anime spray!
Kids: Anime spray?
Announcer: Anime spray! Just a couple sprays and you'll have hair as nice as Aoshi!
Aoshi:....
Kid: Let me try! *sprays some* hmmm..it's tingling..it .it. BURNS!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!AH!!!!!! *Falls over*
Announcer: Buy anime spray today! *in a low in audible voice* only 50 easy payments of 79.95 shipping and handling not included + 70% tax.
(theme song plays while kid rolls around on stage screaming) Anime spray , It's animeriffic, Anime spray, It's good for otakus, Anime, anime, anime, SPRAY!!!!!
(guards are seen electrocuting kid)
Kid: NO NONOoooooooo*starts crisping*
Announcer: cut the camera! (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) Msanogi: keep reading! ^_^x
