Kenshin: Hi and we're back. We just finished our interview with Fan.

Audience: AWWWW..

Kenshin: SHUT UP!!!

Audience: ooooooooooo

Kenshin: Just shoot me.

Saito: Ok.

Kenshin: I was being sarcastic! Don't shoot ,don't shoot!

Saito: yammit.

Kenshin: yammit?

Saito: My wife says I'm not allowed to cuss.

Kenshin: *snickers* anyways, yammit boy, our next guests are two great authors who wrote this god forsaken fic. I mean wonderful and special fic...please don't make me be sailor moon again. Please welcome msanogi and Lumina glow!

Audience: YAY!!!!

(msanogi and Lumina glow come out)

Msanogi: Hi Kenshin

Lumina glow: WASSUP?!?!?!?!?

Kenshin: WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!?!?!

Msanogi: WRITING FICS!!!!

Kenshin: oh, okay. So I heard you guys are coming out with an album.

Lumina glow: Yea, what's it to you?

Kenshin: it's not TO me it's FROM you.

Lumina glow: it's from YOU but to ME *points*

Msanogi: It's under our new label called " I AM SO COOL"

Kenshin: that's very interesting. What songs are included on it?

Lumina glow: Well, there's "I am so cool". "I am so cool (the remix)", and "I am so cool the (remix of the remix)".

Kenshin: So I was told you guys were going to perform for us today.

Audience: *cheers*

Msanogi: yes, we will now perform, "I am so cool".

(rap music starts)

I am So coool I am so coooooooooooool I am coooll cool cool cool So not a fool Cool I am I am I am So sosssososo So sosssososo COOOOOOL!!!!!!!

Audience: *cheers*

Kenshin: that..was...um...UNIQUE..*nods*

Msanogi: be on the lookout for our next album "I am so coolER"

Lumina glow: We have a special treat for you Kenshin.

Kenshin: (oh, gosh. Keep it together. I NEED the paycheck.) Oh really?

Lumina glow: Well since you're doing this for free we made you a better theme song.

Msanogi: It' s called "Kenshinny is really cool, but not as cool as us."

(song starts) Kenshinny kenshinny Kenshinny kenshinny Show! Kenshinny kenshinny Kenshinny kenshinny Show! Kenny kenny kenny Kenny kenny kenny Show show show showwwwwwwwwwww Kenny ken ken ken kenny SHOW!!!!!!

Kenshin: *stares blankly* wait. I'm doing this for free?

Lumina glow: It's not like we have money to pay you. We don't even own ourselves.

(Honks horn "La cucaracha" plays) Kenshin: God yammit! I quit! Screw you guys, I'm going home! *walks off*

Msanogi: uh....saito come over here.

Saito: okay.

Lumina glow: Our new host is Saito!

Audience: *silence*

Saito: Okay first thing I do is kill you all!

Audience:...YAY!!!!!!

Saito: and second yammit all! But last this fic is over!

Msanogi: really?

Saito: yea.

Msanogi: yea?

Saito: yes.

Lumina glow: really?

Saito: YES!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *attacks cameras a sickening splat sound is heard*

*people screaming*

Kid: *still getting electrocuted* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! make it stop mommy make it stop!!!!!!!!

THE END ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????

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Msanogi: I have the worst time trying to end fics.

Lumina glow: yea. I noticed.

Msanogi: and don't worry. We are NOT cooler than Kenshin. Kenshin is the bomb.

Lumina glow: So don't get mad. Cause we don't think we're cooler than Kenshin.

Msanogi: It's just a dream.

Lumina glow: Did you take medicine?

Msanogi: did you take yours?

Both: oops.

Lumina glow: Please r/r! NO flames! The kid is already crisp enough!