Revenge is so sweet
May 26, 2006- rewrite process has been started after I realized how bad this was. So hope whoever still reads this enjoys the hopefully better story. Keep an eye sharp for more rewrites of this story.
Too Lazy
Disclaimer: Don't own DBZ or Sailor Moon if I did would I write this instead of spending my money?
"What the hell is this?" Cell yelled angry that his battle had been interrupted.
Cell did not even wait for an answer; he formed a blast in his right hand and sent it at the time machine.
"Wait!" Gohan's cry went unheard as the time machine was blown up in to many pieces of metal wires and computer bit landing all over the battle grounds.
"Where were we young Gohan…?" Cell Said making a show of trying to remember when a sinister smile bloomed on his face. "Ah yes I was just about to kill…what the hell?" Cell asked as the smoke cleared and a small figure emerged from the wreck with out even a scratch on her.
"Hey thanks couldn't get the hatch to unlock." The android gave her sweet smile to Cell.
"Stupid brat." Cell hissed as he shot multiple blasts at the android with out a care if they hit Gohan or the other Z-senshi who waited on a cliff top or the humans who were behind a rock.
The android smiled waiting for the blast to come. She got into a stance and was just about to block them when Gohan pushed her out of the way and dodged the blast himself.
Cell turning his attention away from the android back to Gohan shot even more ki blast.
Gohan dodging all of them appeared behind Cell's back and kicked him hard sending him fifty feet away. Cell stood up wiping the purple blood from his lip bottom lip. He gave a smirk at Gohan and put his hands at his side. A gold ki raised around Cell as he laughed.
Gohan was about to fire his own Kamehameha wave when Cell stopped laughing his face contorted in pain as everyone watching saw the girl kick Cell in the head knocking him down to the floor.
"Stupid cricket." The girl said as she got ready to defend herself.
Cell got back up a funny sound coming from his throat.
The girl laughed and Gohan landed next to her.
"Funny I thought frogs were supposed to say rib bit." The girl said and Gohan could not help the small laugh from escaping him.
"Listen Goldilocks," She addressed Gohan with out looking at him, Gohan looked to her. "I am in a bind how about you and I take on this thing and be home in time for dinner? Partners then?" She asked her eyes never leaving Cell.
"Partners." Gohan replied and at once got into a stance.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Cell yelled in great fury. He once again placed his arms at his side and called forth all his strength hoping to make the blow count and destroy both children.
Gohan using his newly gained speed as a level two super Saya-jin disappeared and repapered behind Cell grabbing him in a painful bear hug.
"Damn brat let me go!" Cell struggled against Gohan's grip but it is viselike. The android appears in front of Cell and in a fury of swings manages to break Cells face in several places.
Great pain erupts from Cells back as the android grabs his arms keeping him immobile, Gohan rips his black shell like wings from his back. Cell falls to his knees.
Gohan and the girl both flipped in front of Cell and released a blast at the same time. The combined force of the blast melted the skin off Cell's body. The girl then appears behind Cell and takes hold of his neck and in a motion that does not seem right rips his head right off.
She then threw the head on the gorund and hammerd Cell's back to the ground and gave a cry as she formed a gold blast and sent it down after Cell. Gohan followed her suit and formed a Kamehameha wave.
Cell screamed as the blast hit, the humans were sent flying away then slamming right into a rock one after another. When the blast cleared the only thing that remained was Cell's cursing head. Purple blood dripped from his mouth and eyes and he continued to yell at gohan and the girl.
"Poor cricket." She smiled she jumped in the air and landed right on Cell's head crushing it, she then burnt the remains of the heard with a blue blast from her finger tip.
All that was left of Cell in the end was ashes.
The Z-senshi especially Piccolo could not believe a little girl with rose pink hair and ruby eyes could help defeat the most powerful being ever created.
She turned to Gohan who was still a super sayian at level two.
"Thanks for the help goldilocks." She walked past Gohan who just stood there a moment before his voice came back to him.
"Hey wait you have a name?" He called as the girl was already floating in the air.
"Chibi-Usa." She called over her shoulder and floated upwards towards the cliff where the others were waiting. She had a wicked smirk on her face as she saw Trunks who did not even know who she was in this time line. She flew up to the cliff ledge but did not land on it.
"I'm looking for a guy named…ah crap… vegetable…veggie or something like that." She said.
Gohan flew up and stood by his father removing the blood from his forehead.
Gouku laughed forgetting about Cell and all that had happen, "oh you mean Vegeta he's the short guy with the flaming troll hair." Gouku smiled his Son- kun smile.
"Shut the hell up Kakkarot!" Vegeta growled in his grumpy but loveable way. The android just nodded her head and took off her pink bunny bag.
"Good I have something for you and you to Trunks, you'll recognize them." The android took out the broken sword, the journal, and the braid of aqua blue hair and tossed them before Vegeta and Trunks and placed the bag back on. Vegeta picked up the hair knowing it was Bulma's while Trunks picked up the broken sword and his journal, which was stained with blood.
"Allow me to introduce myself my name is Chibi-Usa and I am the daughter of the murdered androids Juunana-gou and android nicknamed Usagi and I am here to kill you Vegeta." She said kindly.
Before Vegeta could react she flew at him and caught him off guard. Chibi-usa's fist almost connected with Vegeta's nose but Gohan had caught her hand he was now glaring at her.
"What the hell do you think your doing?" Chibi-usa asked as she pulled away from Gohan's grip.
"You're not killing anyone." Gohan glared.
"So cute, so naïve, so stupid." She kicked Gohan in the gut and shot a blast at him. Gohan dodged the blast but sent one of his own at her, which missed her by a centimeter.
"Missed me, missed me now you have to kiss me." She sang as she waited for him to attack; he smirked back and disappeared. The smile disappeared from Chibi-usa's face as she tried to find Gohan.
'Where the hell is he.' She thought as she looked around.
She looked at the cliff and saw Vegeta standing there with the rest of the fighters.
'To hell with it, Vegeta is the only one who needs to die.' She was about to attack Vegeta when Gohan appeared behind her and put her in a headlock.
Chibi-usa's hands grab Gohan's arm in attempt to pry him off it is of no use his grip his stong. She then elbows him the side making him let her go. She shoots multiple gold blasts but Gohan blocks them all and he was not even tired yet.
Gohan disappeared again and appeared right in front of her face and shot a blast at her. She fell to the ground and was bleeding from her lip and nose but nothing more.
"Ouch that hurt goldilocks." Chibi-Usa said sarcastically as she wiped the red oozing blood from her nose. She turned her head to see a kamehameha wave heading toward her from the cliff just in time to avoid it by jumping in the air; but Gohan flew behind her and hit her right in the neck making Chibi-usa fall to the ground unconscious.
Gohan sighed and returned to his normal power level, Chibi-Usa was very strong almost like Cell and he was tired and he to fell to the ground unconscious too.
The others flew down to the wounded children.
Vegeta stood over Chibi-usa and was about to step on her neck when Gouku stopped him.
"No Vegeta she had to have a reason to come."
"Kakarot are you that fucking stupid she came here to kill me." Vegeta growled as always.
"True but we also have to know why she wanted killed you. Maybe we can help her." Gouku explained in his calm voice.
Gouku went and picked up Gohan softly.
"Piccolo can you carry Chibi-usa?"
Piccolo nodded and picked up Chibi-usa by the neck of her black jacket and flew off after Goku. Vegeta took off pissed at the fact the girl was stronger then he was. Trunks followed after Gouku and Piccolo.
The humans meanwhile all congratulated Mr. Satan for defeating Cell.
