After 3 hours stuck in the car driving to the middle of the forest
for a weekend of camping, Tobun, Senshi, and Cleo where extremely
exhausted. Senshi and Tobun had warn themselves out by singing all the most
annoying songs they could think of, and Cleo was tired of listening to them
as she drove.
"I'm hungry." Tobun stated after rummaging through the snacks in the
car and not finding anything worthwhile.
"You're always hungry." Senshi said with a laugh. She reached into
her knapsack and pulled out a bag of m&m's. "Want these?" she offered
"Sure, but they'll only tie me over for a few seconds." Tobun grinned
and tore into the bag.
"Ya no kidding! You have the appetite of a sai-jin!" Senshi commented
as she watched the m&m's be inhaled.
Tobun forced out a maniacal laugh. "That would be so cool to be a sai-
jin!"
"ya." Cleo and Senshi sighed in chorus.
As the car continued down a dusty road, a bright green sign came into
sight.
"MCDONALDS NEXT EXIT!!!" Tobun read aloud drool beginning to dribble
from her mouth. "Let's go there! Let's go there!!
Cleo snapped her head around. "NO! I've been driving for hours! The
sooner we get to the campsite the better. You can eat your heart out
later!"
Tobun put on a pouty face "Oh your no fun!" An evil grin then appeared on
her face. She took in a breath "This is the song that never ends! Yes it
goes on and on my friends some people started singing it not knowing with
it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because!" Tobun
continues to sing and Senshi smiles and joins in.
Cleo starts to cry. "Just kill me now!!"
~*~ 15 annoying songs and one hour later (night had started to fall~
"Finally!!!" Cleo exclaimed as she leapt from the car kissing the ground. Tobun and Senshi then both tried to get out of the same door at the same time causing them to fall on Cleo.
"YAAA!!" All three girls screamed. Senshi got up first followed closely by Tobun then Cleo. The three girls emptied the trunk Tobun of course getting the food Cleo the bags with clothes and cooking utensils and Senshi left with the eight-person tent. Witch she also had to set up by herself.
"Ummm.. guys a little help??" Senshi was now part of the tent. Cleo sweat dropped.
"I don't know her." She said to herself. Tobun was trying to help her friend out of the tent without much success.
"One two three!!" Tobun yelled then pulled Senshi out of the tent, which rearranged itself and instantly popped into place. Tobun looked on in awe
"WOW!! I want one of those things!" Senshi's eyes widened as she ran to her bag.
"Oh I hope its not ripped!!"
Cleo turns to Sen and walks over to her bag. Senshi digs to the bottom of her bag and pulled out a huge poster of Vegeta. Cleo sweat drops once more. Tobun grins stupidly. And runs to her bag and pulls out a poster of Gokuu along with wallet size pictures. Cleo sighs and pulls a picture of Gohan from her bag. "AH, I see you've finally joined us Cleo!" Tobun drummed her fingers together as Senshi laughed maniacally in the background. "At least I'm not that obsessive!" Cleo points to Tobun's pile of posters and pictures. Tobun's eyes grew big and watery. "Don't mock me! I can't live very long without my sex god Gokuu!" "Vegeta's better!!" Senshi snapped. "No Gokuu!" Tobun protested. "VEGETA!" "GOKUU!"
The girls' voices echoed through the woods traveling to a near by campsite. "Who's saying my name?" A tall black haired guy asked two others as he huddled them. "Get off me Kakarot!" a spiky hair guy said as he pushed the larger man off him. "That's not nice Vegeta." The other dude shook his index finger. Vegeta sneered and stuck his middle finger up. "Silence Gohan!"
**Back at the girls' camp
"WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!!!!" Cleo cried flinging empty bags and cans all over the campground. Both Tobun and Senshi looked at each other then back to the raving Cleo. "I didn't do it!" the cried in chorus. Suddenly Tobun stood up straight. "I sense an evil ki!" "My spider sense is tingling!" Cleo raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong with you two?" The sound of rustling from a near by bush caught the girls' attention. They all turned in time to see a fat raccoon wobble out with a half eaten orange.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobun's squeal erupted and shook the woods. "It's fat! And not in the PH way!" **The guys' camp
Gohan perked up. "What's this? A damsel in distress!" Vegeta gave 'the look' (you know the one) to his friend. "You have issues." Gokuu beamed and jumped to his feet. "Let's go check it out!" The guy's all agreed and started in the direction of the scream. The guy's fly over to trees and toward the girl's campsite they float into a nearby tree to watch the havoc below.
"Cleo get it!!!" Senshi screamed from on top the car were she and Tobun were now sitting. Cleo was chasing the fat raccoon around as Tobun and Senshi screamed. The raccoon ran by the car so Tobun leapt on it and grabbed the orange that it held in its hand. A smell tug-a-war broke out between the two.
"What the hell?" Vegeta whispered to his friends from up in the tree. Gokuu shrugged and went back to watching. "The one fighting for the orange is really hot though!" Gohan rolled his eyes.
"No the blonde one!"
Vegeta looks down and looks at the girl with the long bangs "I like the one with the bangs myself!"
"Give it here!!" Tobun yelled at the fat raccoon. Neither her nor the raccoon were going give up. Senshi had hopped off the car to help Tobun and was now holding her around the waist and pulling with her. The raccoon then started having some kind of spasm and fell over still holding the orange. Cleo looked at it wide eyed.
"I think it's dead!" Tobun grinned widely.
"At least we get the orange!"
The raccoon then wakes up and eats the orange in one bite then dies again. Senshi sweat drops.
"Shit." Tobun looks at Senshi "I didn't do it!"
Still perched in the tree the guy's stared in horror at what happened. "They're murderers!" Gohan cried. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "It was just stupid raccoon!" Gokuu smiled. "I don't know about that. It was smart enough to go after that yummy orange." "Raccoon's are people too!" Gohan snapped. "Ya, you'd know that first hand." Vegeta smirked. " That was a one time thing! REALLY!" Gohan blushed.
While Cleo busied her self by shoveling the dead carcass of the fat animal away, Tobun and Senshi had brought out a small boom box and were now dancing to 'super sex world'.
"HEY!" Gokuu exclaimed suddenly. "They're singing about.doing.IT!" Vegeta rolled his eyes ~again~ "of course the are dim wit!!" Vegeta smoked Gokuu in the head and forced him of the branch. "BAAAAAAAAA!" he cried as he fell. Senshi and Tobun both snapped their heads to the side. "Oh gawd! The raccoon's back from the dead!" Senshi cried rushing back up onto the car. Tobun growled and went to her bag and pulled out a shiny metal spork. "Buhahaha! I shall deal with this!" she crept towards where Gokuu had landed and raised the spork up. "DIE!" she cried jabbing the spork down. Gokuu let out a blood-curdling scream as the spork was jabbed into his left butt cheek. Both Vegeta and Gohan roared with laughter and plummet from the tree. Tobun backs up from the rising Gokuu.
"Why did you do that!!" He cried as Tobun's eyes widened in shock.
"Oh my god!!" She jumped into Gokuu's arms and hugged him. Gokuu's eyes popped open.
"Hey!! Don't do that!!" Gokuu yelled as Vegeta and Gohan emerged from the bushes. Senshi ran to Vegeta and jumped on him wrapping her legs around his waist.
"Oh god!! Your dreamier in real life Vegeta!" Vegeta looked over to Gokuu who was having problems of his own.
"Get off! Get off!" He yelled trying to shack Tobun off. Tobun let go and backed away a bit.
"I'm sorry Gokuu!" She then started to cry and turned from her sex god. Gokuu looked to Vegeta horrified.
"What did I do?" He asked Vegeta who was trying to pry Senshi off him.
"Shut up Kakarott! I have problems of my own!!" Vegeta yelled back.
"Are you ok?" Goku asked the now balling Tobun.
"WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! First Cleo won't take us to MacDonald's, then evil raccoon eats all our food and now this!!!"
Goku bent down beside the crying girl and was trying to comfort her.
Cleo starts to cry. "Just kill me now!!"
~*~ 15 annoying songs and one hour later (night had started to fall~
"Finally!!!" Cleo exclaimed as she leapt from the car kissing the ground. Tobun and Senshi then both tried to get out of the same door at the same time causing them to fall on Cleo.
"YAAA!!" All three girls screamed. Senshi got up first followed closely by Tobun then Cleo. The three girls emptied the trunk Tobun of course getting the food Cleo the bags with clothes and cooking utensils and Senshi left with the eight-person tent. Witch she also had to set up by herself.
"Ummm.. guys a little help??" Senshi was now part of the tent. Cleo sweat dropped.
"I don't know her." She said to herself. Tobun was trying to help her friend out of the tent without much success.
"One two three!!" Tobun yelled then pulled Senshi out of the tent, which rearranged itself and instantly popped into place. Tobun looked on in awe
"WOW!! I want one of those things!" Senshi's eyes widened as she ran to her bag.
"Oh I hope its not ripped!!"
Cleo turns to Sen and walks over to her bag. Senshi digs to the bottom of her bag and pulled out a huge poster of Vegeta. Cleo sweat drops once more. Tobun grins stupidly. And runs to her bag and pulls out a poster of Gokuu along with wallet size pictures. Cleo sighs and pulls a picture of Gohan from her bag. "AH, I see you've finally joined us Cleo!" Tobun drummed her fingers together as Senshi laughed maniacally in the background. "At least I'm not that obsessive!" Cleo points to Tobun's pile of posters and pictures. Tobun's eyes grew big and watery. "Don't mock me! I can't live very long without my sex god Gokuu!" "Vegeta's better!!" Senshi snapped. "No Gokuu!" Tobun protested. "VEGETA!" "GOKUU!"
The girls' voices echoed through the woods traveling to a near by campsite. "Who's saying my name?" A tall black haired guy asked two others as he huddled them. "Get off me Kakarot!" a spiky hair guy said as he pushed the larger man off him. "That's not nice Vegeta." The other dude shook his index finger. Vegeta sneered and stuck his middle finger up. "Silence Gohan!"
**Back at the girls' camp
"WE'RE OUT OF FOOD!!!!" Cleo cried flinging empty bags and cans all over the campground. Both Tobun and Senshi looked at each other then back to the raving Cleo. "I didn't do it!" the cried in chorus. Suddenly Tobun stood up straight. "I sense an evil ki!" "My spider sense is tingling!" Cleo raised an eyebrow. "What's wrong with you two?" The sound of rustling from a near by bush caught the girls' attention. They all turned in time to see a fat raccoon wobble out with a half eaten orange.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tobun's squeal erupted and shook the woods. "It's fat! And not in the PH way!" **The guys' camp
Gohan perked up. "What's this? A damsel in distress!" Vegeta gave 'the look' (you know the one) to his friend. "You have issues." Gokuu beamed and jumped to his feet. "Let's go check it out!" The guy's all agreed and started in the direction of the scream. The guy's fly over to trees and toward the girl's campsite they float into a nearby tree to watch the havoc below.
"Cleo get it!!!" Senshi screamed from on top the car were she and Tobun were now sitting. Cleo was chasing the fat raccoon around as Tobun and Senshi screamed. The raccoon ran by the car so Tobun leapt on it and grabbed the orange that it held in its hand. A smell tug-a-war broke out between the two.
"What the hell?" Vegeta whispered to his friends from up in the tree. Gokuu shrugged and went back to watching. "The one fighting for the orange is really hot though!" Gohan rolled his eyes.
"No the blonde one!"
Vegeta looks down and looks at the girl with the long bangs "I like the one with the bangs myself!"
"Give it here!!" Tobun yelled at the fat raccoon. Neither her nor the raccoon were going give up. Senshi had hopped off the car to help Tobun and was now holding her around the waist and pulling with her. The raccoon then started having some kind of spasm and fell over still holding the orange. Cleo looked at it wide eyed.
"I think it's dead!" Tobun grinned widely.
"At least we get the orange!"
The raccoon then wakes up and eats the orange in one bite then dies again. Senshi sweat drops.
"Shit." Tobun looks at Senshi "I didn't do it!"
Still perched in the tree the guy's stared in horror at what happened. "They're murderers!" Gohan cried. Vegeta rolled his eyes. "It was just stupid raccoon!" Gokuu smiled. "I don't know about that. It was smart enough to go after that yummy orange." "Raccoon's are people too!" Gohan snapped. "Ya, you'd know that first hand." Vegeta smirked. " That was a one time thing! REALLY!" Gohan blushed.
While Cleo busied her self by shoveling the dead carcass of the fat animal away, Tobun and Senshi had brought out a small boom box and were now dancing to 'super sex world'.
"HEY!" Gokuu exclaimed suddenly. "They're singing about.doing.IT!" Vegeta rolled his eyes ~again~ "of course the are dim wit!!" Vegeta smoked Gokuu in the head and forced him of the branch. "BAAAAAAAAA!" he cried as he fell. Senshi and Tobun both snapped their heads to the side. "Oh gawd! The raccoon's back from the dead!" Senshi cried rushing back up onto the car. Tobun growled and went to her bag and pulled out a shiny metal spork. "Buhahaha! I shall deal with this!" she crept towards where Gokuu had landed and raised the spork up. "DIE!" she cried jabbing the spork down. Gokuu let out a blood-curdling scream as the spork was jabbed into his left butt cheek. Both Vegeta and Gohan roared with laughter and plummet from the tree. Tobun backs up from the rising Gokuu.
"Why did you do that!!" He cried as Tobun's eyes widened in shock.
"Oh my god!!" She jumped into Gokuu's arms and hugged him. Gokuu's eyes popped open.
"Hey!! Don't do that!!" Gokuu yelled as Vegeta and Gohan emerged from the bushes. Senshi ran to Vegeta and jumped on him wrapping her legs around his waist.
"Oh god!! Your dreamier in real life Vegeta!" Vegeta looked over to Gokuu who was having problems of his own.
"Get off! Get off!" He yelled trying to shack Tobun off. Tobun let go and backed away a bit.
"I'm sorry Gokuu!" She then started to cry and turned from her sex god. Gokuu looked to Vegeta horrified.
"What did I do?" He asked Vegeta who was trying to pry Senshi off him.
"Shut up Kakarott! I have problems of my own!!" Vegeta yelled back.
"Are you ok?" Goku asked the now balling Tobun.
"WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! First Cleo won't take us to MacDonald's, then evil raccoon eats all our food and now this!!!"
Goku bent down beside the crying girl and was trying to comfort her.
