Snuffles watched as four boys walked to the stage. They were all around the age of fifteen. She smiled at them, grinning at the long haired boy. They were all dressed in jeans and leather jackets. She grinned at them. "Ready?" They nodded.
"Now, may I introduce our first contestants!! James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew!" From the tables marked Past there were several cheers, and a couple boos from the Slytherins. From the present tables was much gasping as the four took their spots on the stage.
James:
I know that I will never be Politically Correct
Several snorts came from the past tables.
Sirius-
And I don't give a damn about my lack of ettiquette
Several agreements were shouted from the tables
Remus-
As far as I'm concerned the world could still be flat
Peter-
And If the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back
There were a couple screams, and a four men ran around the back. One thin, pale, rat looking man was being chased by the others. The two black haired men were yelling obsenities.
All-
If the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back
Snuffles reached out her hand, and suddenly the four men were all in seperate cages.
Peter-
Who am I?
Why am I here?
A red head boy and a brown haired girl at the Griffyndor where trying to wake up their best friend, who at the sight of the people on stage, had promptly fainted.
Sirius-
Forget the questions someone get me another butterbeer
An older man was in the back of the room, beside the cage with a man, one that had been chasing the rat faced man, with long black hair. He was writing something on his pad of paper.
Peter:

What's the meaning of life?
What's the meaning of it all?
A pretty red haired woman went over to him, and asked him what he was doing. When he told her, she promptly punched him in the nose, thus causing a cage to spring around her. The three men who were chasing the fourth all cheered, for the woman had broke his nose.
Sirius, James and Remus:
You gotta learn to prank
Before you learn to crawl
You gotta learn to prank
Before you learn to crawl
Fred and George:
We like these guys!!!!

Remus:
So sign up, all you raw recurits
Half the people in the audoturiom salute.
Peter:
Throw away those designer suits
James:
You got your wepons cocked, your targets in your sights
Fred and George:
*send off sparks, making everyone jump*
Sirius:
Ther's a party raging, somewhere in the world
Several people cheer, and the two have finally gotten their black haired friend awake.
Remus:
You gotta serve your country, gotta serve your cause,
Peter:
You're all enlisted in the Army of the Night

Peter:
And I ain't in it for the power
Three of the men int he back, along with the woman, cry out, "BULL@$#%!!!!!!!"
James:
And I ain't in it for my health
Sirius:
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
Remus:
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
All:
But I'm in it til' it's over
And I just can't stop
If you want to get it done, you have to do it yourself
And I like my pranks like I like my life
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else

Sirius:
They got a file on me that's a mile long
Fudge, still holding his nose. "It's two miles young man!!!!"
James:
And they say that they've got all of the proof
Filch: We do!! *holds up a list of things written in a nearly unintelagble hand writing*
Sirius:
That I'm just another case of arrested development
James:
I'm just another wasted youth
Several Teachers at the past table yell their agreement.

Sirius:
They say that I'm in need of some radical discipline
Fudge, and several others yell their agreement.
James:
They say I gotta face the truth
Sirius:
That I'm just another case of arrested development
James:
I'm just another wasted youth
Several students including Fred and George: "Hear hear!!!!"

Sirius:
They say I'm wild and I'm recklous
James:
I should be acting my age
Remus: Instead of two!
Sirius and James glare at Remus, who smiles innocently.
Sirius:
I'm an impressionable child
In a tulmoultous world
Several people grab for their dictionaries, finding it means, "disoderly, all stired up" ((that's your word of the week kids))
Sirius:
And they say I'm at a difficult stage.

James:
But it seems to me to the contrary
Sirius:
Of all the crap they're gonna put on the page
James and Sirius:
That a wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
The same people who yelled "Hear hear," now all yell, "WOOT!!!"
All:
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age
A wasted youth is better by far
Then a wise and productive old age

They are now all siging along.

Remus:
If you want my views of history
All students groan at the thought of history.
Peter:
Then there's something you should know
James:
The three men I admire most
Fred: *standing on a table* Padfoot, Prongs, Moony and Wormtail!!!!
George: That's four!!
Fred: You're right......
The marauders: (all eight of them): ????
Sirius:
Are Curly, Larry, Moe
All muggle born laugh at this. All wizard born are confused.
James:
Don't worry about the future
Remus:
Sooner or later it's the past If they say the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back
Sirius:
If the thrill is gone then it's time to take it back

Peter:
So sign up, all you raw recurits
Several salute again.
Remus:
Throw away those two bit suits
Sirius:
You got your wepons cocked, your targets in your sights
More sparks erupt, but everyone was expecting it.
James:
Ther's a party raging, somewhere in the world
Remus:
You gotta serve your country, gotta service your cause
Peter:
You're all enducted in the Army of the Night
Sirius:
And I ain't in it for the power
Fudge and Some others: BULL S*@#!!!!!
James:
And I ain't in it for my health
Peter:
I ain't in it for the glory of anything at all
There are several shouts from Moony, Padfoot, Prongs and Lily in the back. "BULL $#%* YOU RAT BAS@$%*!!!!"
Remus:
And I sure ain't in it for the wealth
Remus:
But I'm in it til' it's over
Peter:
And I just can't stop
Sirius:
If you want to get it done, you got to fight for yourself
James:
And I like my pranks like I like my life
All:
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
Everything louder than everything else
The hall erupts in to cheers.
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Who should be next?????Tell me, and I'll put um up!! Anyone at all! ((Well, they have to be in the HP books of course))