*Spike's a Vampire*

Thomas and Ben had gone fishing while Jasmine had left to pick up some things for dinner. Everyone but Spike had gone to sleep and Isabel walked back inside after having built up the fire so that it would be easily lit tonight. She chucked some logs on the inside heater and went to get a drink. Spike sat at the table through all this reading a book he had brought with him, 'The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh'.

"Do you want a drink? Though we don't have any blood."

"Nah, I'm fine. WHAT!?"

"Well, your a vampire, vampires drink blood we don't have any since I wasn't expecting you, so you'll have to wait until Jaz gets back to get any."

"What's a vampire?" Spike said trying to hid it, but doing a poor job.

"Don't be stupid my vampdar went skitzo, which means one thing, you're one of the undead."

"Vampdar?"

"I'm a slayer, but I'll make a deal with you, you don't kill me I'll do the same for you k?"

"Uh huh." Spike was thoroughly confused now.

"Oh and don't tell the others, well I've gotta go out for a while, see ya," she said before leaving the room and a dumbfounded Spike behind.

"What?" was all Spike could say before shaking his head, which caused him to land with a thud on the table that he had been sleeping on.