A/N: Heh, heh, heh, oh dear, the silliness! This chapter is not a fairytale crossover, but a Monty Python crossover. Much silliness ahead.

Fairytale Invasions!
Chapter 7: What Really Happened to Boromir

"Give me the ring!" Boromir shouted.
"No!" Frodo shouted back, kicking Boromir in the shin and running into a nearby cave.
Muttering under his breath, Boromir limped towards the cave. Just then, an old man dressed in brown and carrying a stick stepped out of the woods.
"Stop!" the old man cried. "This cave is guarded by the fiercest monster that ever lived! If you be faint of heart, come no farther! For death awaits you with sharp, pointy teeth!"
Boromir stared at the men incredulously. "Who are you?"
"Some call me... Radagast," the man replied, lilting his voice so his name sounded like a question.
"Um, right, well, what was all that about a monster?" Boromir asked.
"This cave is guarded by a dreaded beast! None shall pass and live!" Radagast cried.
"But the Hobbit went in," Boromir argued.
"Well, yes, but he has the ring," Radagast pointed out.
"Oh yea, I forgot that," Boromir mused. They stood in silence for a few minutes, then Boromir drew his sword. "This is ridiculous! I'm going after him."
"Too late!" Radagast cried. "There it is!"
Boromir quickly ducked behind a rock and slowly peeked out. A small white rabbit hopped out of the cave. Boromir scratched his head, confused. "Where, behind the rabbit?"
"No, it is the rabbit!" Radagast hissed.
Boromir glared at Radagast. "You twit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! You 'ad me all worked up over a bunny rabbit."
"Well that's not a normal bunny!" Radagast claimed defensively. "That's the meanest rodent you've ever set eyes on! He's got these teeth... he can leap about... oh fine, don't believe me."
Rolling his eyes, Boromir lifted his sword and marched towards the rabbit. Suddenly the rabbit lunged and bit his arm off.
"Yes! Another one!" the rabbit cackled.
"What do you mean?" Boromir asked, confused.
"Well, I beat you," the rabbit replied, also confused.
"No you didn't!" Boromir countered.
"Your arm's off!" the rabbit cried.
"No it isn't."
"What do you call that then?" the rabbit asked, nodding towards his detached arm.
"It's just a scratch," Boromir sniffed.
"Liar!" the rabbit shouted.
"Come on you pansy!" Boromir leapt at the rabbit, but the rabbit dodged him and bit off his other arm.
"Victory is mine!" the rabbit sneered.
"No it isn't!" Boromir cried, thoroughly agitated.
"You've got no arms left!" the rabbit cried.
"Yes I have!"
"What's that then?" the rabbit nodded at his arms.
"It's just a flesh wound."
"Oh give me a break!" the rabbit moaned.
"I've had worse," the man scoffed. "Now come on!" Boromir leapt at the rabbit again, kicking it repeatedly.
"Hey, stop that!" the rabbit cried. "Look, I'll bite your leg off!" Boromir ignored the rabbit, who promptly bit off his leg. Boromir looked down in shock.
"Right, I'll do you for that!" he cried.
"You'll what?" the rabbit asked incredulously.
"Have at you!" Boromir cried, hopping after the rabbit on his last leg.
"What are you going to do, step on me?" the rabbit sneered.
"I'm invincible!" he shrieked.
"You're a loony," the rabbit said, eyeing him warily.
"The warrior of Gondor always triumphs! Have at you!"
With an exasperated sigh, the rabbit bit off Boromir's last leg. The man looked around, confused and surprised.
"Umm, shall we call it a draw?" Boromir asked.
"I would, but I have to kill everyone I fight. It's in my contract," the rabbit said with a shrug.
And that is how Boromir really died.

**tries to stop laughing** I'm sorry, it's kinda sick, but it's funny too! This is what I get for watching Monty Python four times. Don't worry, next chapter we're back to fairytales! =o) **puts out a plate of cookies** Don't forget to review! =o)