A/N : Hey, I'm really really sorry about the long wait for the second part, I'm really going to try and do better in the future. I know I've said this before, but hey, spring always brings in the idea of hope and . . . stuff. Anyways, a note on the voting. I already had pre-decided who was going to get nominated this session and if your vote was for one of those people then it was all good. Next time you guys will decide the nominees too, and if you voted for someone who was NOT pre-decided, then that counted for a nomination for next time. Got it? Hope so. . .there's a quiz later.

Disclaimer: SFC (See First Chapter- there's no way I'm writing all that crap for each chapter.)

* Day Three*

Day three brings in a sense of withdrawal for our House guests. Daemon doesn't have his little black cigarettes and so he's snapping at anyone who looks at him strangely. Surreal desperately needs some coffee and is slowly rocking back and forth on the couch. Saetan is sitting sulkily on the recliner, upset over the loss of yarbarah. The only sound at all is Tersa muttering incessantly to herself.

Tersa: Large passive beefy problems. . . cheerio of death. . .coming. . .coming

Suddenly an announcement is echoed through the house.

MDV: Will Lucivar Yaslana please come to the complaint room?

Everyone except Lucivar: Ooooohhhhhh you're in trouble.

Lucivar slowly sulks into the complaint room and straddles the chair impatiently.

MDV: Good morning Yasi.

Lucivar: Don't call me that.

MDV: How are you feeling?

Lucivar: Miserable, tired, and I think I have a zit on my nose.

MDV: Okay! Well, I just called you in here to let you know that in a rare act of pity, we've decided to help you.

A bottle of Neutrogena acne wash falls from the sky.

Lucivar: This isn't a pore strip . . . but wait! I don't remember complaining about this! Does this mean. . . that you SAW me in the bathroom?

MDV: Umm. . .yeah. That's kinda the point. I see you everywhere.

Lucivar(squeaks): Even in the shower?

MDV: Oh yeah!

Lucivar screams and runs out of the room. He flies down to the living room his eyes darting around madly.

Lucivar: They're watching us! Run away, far away! They're watching everything we do! It's evil! Evvvvvvvvvvillllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucivar has another panic attack and starts running around in circles. Then he smacks into a wall.

Lucivar: oww! Son of a-

Karla: Hah! Dumbass.

As Jaenelle sets to the task of trying to revive the fallen Eryien, Cassandra was trying to muster up the courage to confront Dorothea and Hekatah.

Titian: C'mon you're tough, you can handle it. Go get 'em tiger.

Cassandra: Can I be a tigress? It sounds prettier.

Surreal, Karla, and Titian exchange exasperated glances and nod as Cassandra hesitantly climbs the stairs.

Surreal: She's gonna get slaughtered.

Saetan: We could only be so lucky.

Dorothy and Hekatah are sitting on the floor watching Drew Carey reruns.

Hekatah: I gotta learn where the Mimi chick does her make-up.

Dorothy: I love Drew. . .he's so hot.

Hekatah: Yeah, almost as hot as that Sadi guy.

Dorothy: Uh-huh that's what I'm talkin' about.

Both look up with smirks as they notice Cassie.

Dorothy: Well look who's here. Our pansy-ass of a roommate.

Hekatah(sweetly): Did you have a good time sleeping on the floor last night?

Dorothy sniggers appreciatively.

Cassie: Well actually. . . umm. . .you see. . . kinda no. And, you see, like I was thinkin' and all. . .

Hekatah: A dangerous pastime.

Cassie(confused): What? ::shrugs it off:: Well anyway, could we like, kinda share the room, you know, split it in half?

Hekatah and Dorothea burst out into laughter, Hekatah holding her ribs together so her guts don't literally spill out of her stomach.

Dorothy: I'm afraid that's an impossible request. You see, I need space to practice my oboe lessons.

Hekatah: And I've gotta do my tap-dancing.

Cassie: Oh, I see.

Then, quick as lightening, Cassandra reaches under the bed and pulls out a string of velvet ropes. Nevermind how she got them, we don't know. She sets them up across the room and laughs triumphantly.

Cassie: Oh yeah, I am the tigress; hear me roar.

* Day Four*

The players, save Dorothy and Hekatah, as they can not cross the velvet ropes and break the social taboo, are again sprawled in the living room with Tersa doing somersaults for some reason unbeknownst to the rest of us. Indeed, Saetan doesn't look as if he's even left the recliner since yesterday.

MDV: Oh good, you're all already here.

Daemon: That's a good thing?

MDV: See that'd almost be funny except that no one got the joke ::everyone stares at Daemon blankly:: Anyways, it's time for nominations.

Everyone continues to stare blankly at Daemon.

MDV: Christ, what is with you people? Oh well, you better get over it soon. Cassie you're up first.

Surreal: Why?

MDV: We're going alphabetically.

Surreal: Why?

MDV: Because it's fun.

Surreal: Why?

Surreal suddenly gets wapped by the Mystical Mallet of Eternal Annoyance*, an instrument used exclusively by the MDV to correct unruly fictional characters.

Surreal: Ow!

Everyone save Surreal, bursts out laughing, and she glares that them as Cassie walks into the Nomination Room.

MDV: So who do you want out?

Cassie: Umm. . .well, as much as I love all my house guests. . .

MDV: Sometime today. . .

Cassie: How about. . .Dorothy because she's not that pleasant of a roommate and. . .oh I dunno. . .Jaenelle.

MDV: You're not voting for Jaenelle because you're jealous, right?

Cassie: What! Of course not. . . I mean, why should I be jealous just because she's the new Witch and everyone fawns over her and says how great she is. It's just. . . she took the shower from me.

MDV: Okay ::mutters something like psycho: Daemon is next.

Daemon storms in looking angry like he always does. Leaning casually against the wall, he stares sullenly off into space.

MDV: Whenever you're ready.

Daemon(glaring): Karla, because she's being a psychobitch and Dorothy because she's giving me funny looks.

MDV: Alrighty then.

Daemon: Did you hear me? She's giving me funny looks. I think she's planning on raping me or something.

MDV: Okay, got it.

Daemon: That's not allowed right? I mean, you'll stop her. You said no violence allowed. . .

MDV: Uh-huh, let's go I got 10 more people to get through.

Daemon snarls in fury and exits. There's a pause. Then another pause, followed by several more. . .

MDV: Where's Dorothea?

Kartane: The bitch is. . .um shall we say. . .contained?

Kartane is wapped with the Mystical Mallet of Eternal Annoyance because he thinks he's being clever when he really is not. He yields the location of Dorothea and Hekatah and after "freeing" the two very pissed off individuals, the MDV returns with the next guest.

MDV: So who do you vote off, not that it's hard to guess.

Dorothy: Cassandra, because otherwise I'll kill her, and Hekatah.

MDV: Hekatah? That might not be so wise considering you don't have an alliance with anyone else.

Dorothy: That's what I want! You can't control me ::snaps the 'Z' in the air:: I do what I want. I don't tell you how to do your job.

Hekatah enters next.

Hekatah: Okay, I want the little Cassie bitch out, or she's gonna be food for my pet snake

MDV: You have a pet snake?

Hekatah: No.

MDV: But you said. . . oh nevermind.

Hekatah: And Saetan, because it's not good sharing a house with your ex- husband, it cramps my style.

MDV: I understand.

Jaenelle: Okay, I want Saetan out. I mean, don't get me wrong, I love my papa to death, but I'm plannin' on having like this so killer party and I think he'll, you know, not fit in.

MDV: So the High Lord of Hell seems to be a party-pooper. Continue.

Jaenelle: And Cassie, she actually thought she could beat ME to the shower.

Karla floats eerily into the room.

MDV: And you?

Karla: Jaenelle has to go, because she didn't stick up for me when Lucivar was giving me shit and we are so supposed to be BFF and all that. That was not BFF type attitude.

MDV: Oh my God, you people need to get over yourselves.

Karla: I'm not finished!!!!!!!!!!

MDV: Okay, okay. And who else?

Karla: Tersa, she's freaky. She was chanting 'blood' for an hour yesterday, no joke.

MDV: And you Kartane?

Kartane: Alright, I want Saetan, Daemon, and Lucivar out, cause then I'll be the only guy in the entire house with six women. Oh yeah, I'm a stud.

MDV: One of which is your mother.

Kartane: So, wait, I mean. . . uhhh. . .shut up!

MDV(snickering): You can only vote for two people.

Kartane: Oh well Daemon and Lucivar then, that geezer is not much competition if you know what I mean.

MDV: ::rubs imaginary temples:: Next!

Lucivar slowly enters.

Lucivar: Can we vote ourselves off?

MDV: Nope.

Lucivar: Can we vote you off?

MDV: No. Jeez Lucivar, one might think that you weren't enjoying your time here.

Lucivar(sighing): Kartane then, because he's a little weasel, and Hekatah because she smells bad.

MDV: Picky, picky. Saetan's next.

Saetan: Okay, after careful deliberation I've chose Titian, because she scares me, and Hekatah because you can't share a house with your ex-wife. It cramps my style.

MDV: ::bursts out into laughter::

Saetan: That's funny?

MDV(still giggling): No. :a pause until Surreal enters: And who is irritating you Surreal?

Surreal: I definitely want Kartane out because he's a fucking little pervert and I can't stand being within 7 miles of him.

MDV: Okay Surreal.

Surreal: And Dorothy because she's evil.

MDV: Hekatah is also evil Surreal.

Surreal: Why do you keep saying my name?

MDV: How do you like it?

Surreal: You're childish.

MDV: I know you are but what am I?

Surreal: I'll bring Tersa in. You two might be able to relate.

Tersa: Jaenelle and Cassie.

MDV: Any particular reason?

Tersa: Nope.

MDV: You know what? You're cool, not bitchin' or complaining or any of that shit.

Tersa: That's because I'm insane.

MDV: Hehe, yeah.

Lastly Titian enters.

Titian: Alright, I want Saetan out, because he's being a lazy wuss. And Kartane because. . .he's a dork.

MDV: Yeah he is.

Titian: Way to be un-biased.

MDV: Tell me about it.

Finally the nominations are tallied. And everyone is again being gathered into the living room.

MDV: Okay the people who are nominated to leave the house, again in alphabetical order-

Surreal: Why?

MDV: Don't start with me! It is Cassie-

Cassie: Oh thank God!

MDV: Umm. . .yeah. Dorothy, Hekatah, Jaenelle-

Jaenelle: What? But… but everyone loves me!

MDV: Apparently not. And Kartane, and Saetan.

Lucivar: What about me?

MDV: Nope, sorry. It seems people here like you.

Lucivar: Are you sure my name's not on the list?

MDV: Yes! Now all of you go watch TV or something. You only have two more days to spend with one of the people here.

Well that's it. Sorry it probably wasn't worth the wait, but my brain hurts. What will happen in the next episode? Will Dorothy and Hekatah get their revenge? Will a board game throw our players into an all out war? Who will get kicked off? I don't know, haven't written it yet. Love reviews!

*The Mystical Mallet of Eternal Annoyance is really a plastic yellow wiffle bat that I found in my garage.