A/N: Hey all, it's me, your friendly neighborhood MDV. I just wanted to apologize for the long wait. I don't have an excuse or anything, but you know. Well I bet you're all ready to go, so let's get started shall we?

Disclaimer: SFC

Day 5

All our contestants are crowded around the kitchen table around a board came Surreal found under her bed called Black Jewels Trilogy Trivia Game. ::MDV pauses for evil laugh, Muahahahahaha. . . okay:: Jaenelle is sitting on Daemon's lap and Cassie tries to sit on Saetan's lap, but he moves away at the last minute causing her to fall on her ass. She decides the best way to keep her dignity is to act as if that's what she meant to do all along and so consequently stays seated on the floor. Everyone else is spread about as they choose.

Saetan(reading from direction sheet): Alright, everyone, pick a character.

There's a mad dive for the little pawns that are shaped like the characters from the book.

Titian: Damn it, I got Cassandra.

Kartane: Haha, I'm Lucivar.

Hekatah(looks at Jaenelle): What's your name again?

Jaenelle: Jaenelle

Hekatah: Oh, well, I'm you.

Dorothea(innocently): Who got Daemon?

Daemon: I did.

Surreal: Nuh-uh, that's not fair! You can't be yourself.

Daemon: Why not? ::he looks at his character:: Besides, I look hot.

Karla: Here I'll switch with you.

Daemon: Who are you?

Karla: Tersa.

Daemon: No way, I'm so not being Tersa.

Karla: Yes you are!

Daemon: No I'm not!

Karla: Yes!

Daemon: No!

Tersa: I'll be Tersa.

Everyone save Tersa: You can't!!!!!!!!!!

Five switches, four evil glares, and three death threats later, everyone seems satisfied with their character.

Surreal: Okay then the oldest player goes first. The person on their left asks them the question, then play continues on from the oldest person's right. Understand?

Everyone shrugs. No one really understands, but they figure that someone else will figure it out eventually. No one can even remember who's the oldest, so Dorothea is bullied-err, randomly picked to go first.

Hekatah(reading off the card): What was the name of the instrument used to control pleasure slaves?

Saetan, Daemon, and Lucivar all grow red in the face and shoot venomous glances at Dorothy. Meanwhile the ex-High Priestess of Hayall is trying to come up with a response. She glances over at Daemon, who is sitting next to her.

Dorothy: Hey Sadi, maybe you could refresh my memory. . .::her hand rests lightly on his knee::

Daemon: Ewww!!!!! Gross! Rape! That is unwanted physical contact, she needs to be punished!

MDV: I didn't see anything.

Daemon: But. . .but. . .!!! ::he continues to sputter indignantly for awhile::

Lucivar(to Dorothy): I can't believe you don't remember this answer!

Dorothy: Hey Lucivar, guess what? They're still watching us!

Lucivar is seized with another panic attack and runs screaming out of the room. Kartane gets up and adds more dip to the chips while Dorothy finally gives up.

Hekatah: It was a ring of obedience, dumbass.

Dorothy: Oh well excuse me if I can't remember the name of some cheap piece of metal. And who are you to call me a dumbass? After all, it's your fault we were defeated at the end of the series.

Hekatah: Oh, here it comes, the whole I-knew-daemon-was-faking-it lecture. Everyone is so sick of that by now, I mean honestly woman, try to be original if you're going to play the blame game.

Jaenelle: Everyone shut up! It's my turn, and I demand everyone's undivided attention.

Dorothy(reading off card): What was the name of the Witch that Saetan SaDiablo served?

Jaenelle(glaring at Dorothy): Oh, figures, you get all the easy ones.

Everyone stares at Jaenelle while Cassie turns redder and redder.

Jaenelle: Well, I'm just going to have to pass on this one. I mean, there are so many Witches and stuff, it's impossible to remember them all by NAME. I mean, do they expect me to be a bloody genius?

Saetan: Uh, Jaenelle, dearest, it was Cassandra.

Jaenelle: Who?

Saetan: Cassie.

Jaenelle(looking down at the psycho chick on the floor): Oh, well, no offense?

Cassie(fake plastic smile): None whatsoever ::goes on to mutter about how she's the Tigress::

Jaenelle( reading off card to Daemon): Daemon, sweetie, here's your question. What is Jaenelle's-hey that's me!- last name?

Everyone save Daemon sighs in exasperation. Titian, who is next to Daemon, is already mentally preparing for her question. After several moments of silence, however, all eyes revert back to Daemon.

Jaenelle(nervously clearing throat): Daemon, hon, did you hear me?

Beads of very unattractive sweat start appearing on his forehead.

Jaenelle: Daemon. . .sweetheart. . .what is my last name?

Daemon(apologetically): Well Jaenelle, babe, I AM 1500+ years old. . .I've heard a lot of last names over the years. . .I don't really pay attention to them anymore.

Jaenelle(enraged): I can't believe you don't even know my last name! I knew it, somehow I knew things were different between us! We have absolutely nothing in common anymore!!

Daemon: It's not that big of a deal.

Jaenelle(gasping for breath): NOT. . .THAT. . . BIG OF A. . .DEAL!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY LAST NAME!!!!!!!! ::she becomes so upset she begins to do that freaky spiral-thingy into madness::

Daemon: Oh, here we go again. Everytime something upsets you or you don't get your own way, you threaten to go insane on my ass. Well this time I'm not caving in. Go ahead, go insane, see if I care!!

Everyone save the feuding couple is watching the argument with much amusement. Karla has popped some popcorn, so she and the other nine people are munching on their treat while the fight takes place.

Jaenelle: You know what, you're just acting like this because you haven't been getting any!

Dead silence rings throughout the house. Saetan's handful of popcorn freezes halfway to his mouth. Surreal takes a noisy sip of her pop.

Daemon(absolutely livid): I don't need you for that! I could get anyone in this house, even the men!

Jaenelle: Oh yeah!

Daemon: Yeah!

Jaenelle: Fine, we're so like oh my God, through!!!!!!!

Daemon: Fine!

Tersa: Hehehe! Game over!!!! Do not pass Go, Do not collect two hundred dollars.

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Day 6

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Everyone is anxiously seated around the living room, waiting for the announcement of the MDV. The house has been divided into two groups: those that support Jaenelle and those that support Daemon. Jaenelle's group consists of Saetan, Cassandra, Karla, Kartane, and Lucivar. Daemon's group is Tersa, Titian, Surreal, Dorothea, and Hekatah.

MDV(in an unnaturally cheerful mood): Good morning my friends, how are we feeling today?

Everyone glares where they would imagine the MDV to be, consequently Jaenelle and Daemon inadvertently make eye contact but quickly look away again.

MDV: Doesn't anyone care to find out who will be leaving our happy home today?

Silence

MDV: Can I at LEAST get a drumroll please?

More silence. . . a cricket chirps in the distance

Titian: I hate that damn cricket!!! It never shuts up!!!

Titian is ignored, and the MDV gets a drumroll from herself, but adds cool sound effects so it sounds like a death march instead of a drumroll.

MDV: And the first person kicked out of the house is-

Daemon(whispering to Jaenelle, who is coincidentally seated right next to him): Jaenelle, in case we never see each other again I just want to say-

MDV: Hekatah!!

Saetan: Yes!

Karla: Well there's a surprise.

Dorothy: Muahahahahaha! Now my plan to be the dominant evil figure in the house is complete!

Kartane: What about me?

Dorothy: You? You're nobody. . .hardly evil at all.

Kartane: Oh yeah?

Dorothy: Yeah. . . squirt.

Kartane looks about to respond, but instead goes into the corner and balls his eyes out. Hekatah is dragged off and everyone breathes easier when she leaves.

Jaenelle(secretively): Daemon, what were you going to say to me, right before Hekatah was announced.

Daemon(struggles to find the words to explain how he feels): Just that you're a stuck-up prissy conceited snot.

Jaenelle: Oh. . .well, I'm rubber and you're glue. . .

Daemon: Oh, please, spare me.

They stomp away with their minions in tow

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Well, there you have it folks. What will happen in the next episode? Will Jaenelle and Daemon make up? Will the cricket ever shut up? Also, nominations are now being accepted for whom you want to see kicked out next, and each character starts the next episode with a clean slate. Remember you can nominate two characters but only vote for one. Au revoir!