Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or Knives or anything else in here (especially not Knives, and he is the only character mentioned because this focuses on him)
Armed by Angels
(or Knives Blows Things Up and Kills People)
(On the set of Trigun)
Knives: ::picks up Angel Arm and shoots at Nicholas D. Wolfwood:: "KABLOOIE!"
Everyone else: O.O (O.O. for a certain TWIN)
Legato: Master, what are you doing?
Knives: ::shoots Legato::
Director: HEY! Don't shoot my boyfriend!
Vash: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT YOU MORON!
Meryl: But, you don't like killing pe--
Knives: ::shot Meryl before she could finish her sentence::
Milly: SENPAI!!!!!!!!!! WOLFIE!!!!!!!!!!! ::aims stun gun at certain plant::
Knives: ::shoots at Milly, misses, hits Kuroneko instead::
Kuroneko: ::flying through air and lands on Wolfwood:: Nyaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Knives: Shit. I missed.
Vash: ::picks up own Angel Arm and shoots at Knives:: STOP KILLING PEOPLE!
Knives: STOP LISTENING TO REM'S INCESSANT MEDDLING!
Vash: REM! ::cries::
Knives: ::shoots Milly, this time doesn't miss::
Director: I have got to find a new show.
Knives: ::shoots director, bullet passes right through::
Director: You can't shoot me!
Knives: Why not?
Director: BECAUSE I SAID SO MORON! BECAUSE YOUR JOB IS ON THE LINE!
Knives: Can I get it off the line?
Director: ::looks at Legato:: Hmm....he seems to be out cold. Yeah, why not?
Knives: Pick you up say, nine o'clock?
Director: Okay.
Vash: O.O. Wait? Out cold? HE BLASTED THEM TO KINGDOM COME! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!
Director: Tongari, you are so pathetic.
Knives: They're stun caps. And fake blood. God, we've been doing this show for two months and you haven't realized that?
Vash: ::to Director:: But...you're attached? You and Legato've been dating since before the show was even proposed.
Director: Yeah. So?
Vash: People say that's why he got the part.
Director: And people say Nick got his part for the same reason.
Knives: But, he did.
Director: SHADDUP!
Vash: O.O. How come *I* didn't ge--
Knives: ::shoots Vash::
Director: Was that a real bullet?
Knives: ::studies Vash:: Oops.
Director: I think we should go now.
Knives: ::blows up set::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay, that's my totally random Knives fic about Knives killing people and blowing things up. No plot, but was there supposed to be one? I'm not even sure if it can be considered funny. In my opinion, it's crap. I accept flames for this. I don't give a damn. Toodles! I'm sure my other stories I've been spending more quality time are will work out better. FOR LOVE AND PEACE!!!!
Does everyone realize that this is MY personal attempt at WORLD'S WORST FAN FICTION?