No own Trigun! Or BMW or Sylvester the cat or whatever else slipped in.

YAY! Another installment of things Trigun characters should never say! YAY!

If You Hear It, It Wasn't From Me

Dominique: (just after Vash says that she should be a wife) Marry me, fool!

Caine: (actually, Caine saying anything is a pretty scary thought)

E.G. Mine: Legato, can I get out of this thing now?

Legato: But it looks so good on you

Midvally: One at a time, ladies, one at a time

Knives: (to Vash) And now, I will blow off your right arm, and give it to another willing minion.

Vash: I will kill Legato and I will enjoy killing him. I will kill Legato and I will enjoy killing him. I will kill Legato and I will enjoy killing him (etc)

Milly: x plus y cubed times 43 equals the square root of pi rounded to the ten billionth place.

Meryl: Milly, what are we doing here? Who's the guy with the blonde hair? And the guy with the cross?

Legato: I can read minds, but I forgot your name

Vash: (after lil convo w/Descartes about suicide) I'm jumping anyway!

Knives: God, what would Rem say if she knew how many people I killed? T_T

Midvally: Where's my hair gel?

Meryl: (to Milly and Vash in a drinking session) You two are gonna get guts from drinking so much. And I can think of two people who might not appreciate that so much.

Meryl: I knew Vash hit that guy in Little Arcadia all along. I was just playing along.

Neil: (upon hearing about the 5th moon incident) Mom, that's not the Vash the Stampede we know, is it?

Wolfwood: Why am I carrying this thing?

Wolfwood: What day is this, and what am I doing in Alaska? (A/N: this guy at my school has that written on a shirt! I picked Wolfie to say it because of Angelina (one and two) and the shirt was a BMW motorcycle shirt)

Meryl: Where are you going? Who will you be with? When are you getting back?

Vash: Meryl, I think you're starting to take this 24-hour surveillance thing a bit too seriously.

Legato: ::just after killing someone:: Murder. My anti-drug.

Vash: ::doing the egg trick in episode 10:: Look at my super speed!

Vash: You blinked! Kuroneko wins!

Wolfwood: Why do I start these things? I never win.

Knives: You should have learned long ago not to get into staring contests with cats.

Kuroneko: Sufferin' Succotash!

Wolfwood: ::trying to shoot Cross Punisher:: What the fuck? Why isn't it shooting? VASH!

Vash: ^^. I had nothing to do with it.

Milly: ::waves bag of bullets in Wolfwood's face::

Vash: Fine. Kill yourself for all I care!

Vash: Uh, can I get $$60 billion worth of geraniums? It's for my mother.

Vash: ::watching Wolfwood shoot the Cross Punisher:: How'd ya get it to do that?

Wolfwood: ::still firing:: It's getting it to stop that's the real problem.

Milly: Meryl, gimme a Derringer. This thing's too heavy

Meryl: Alright, I admit it. I'm wrong.

Raidei: ::says something optimistic::

Meryl: ::upon hearing about how Knives blew off Vash's left arm:: Why not the right one? You're right handed. If he really wanted to impair you, he'd have blown off your right arm. How smart is your brother if he couldn't figure that out?

Vash: Meryl, shut up.

Everyone in cast: Meryl, shut up. (A/N: I'm sure someone says this at least once, though...or they should...)

Legato: That's because this was the arm that happened to attach your hand to your body--oh, God, that's disgusting. I just realized that. EW! ::runs around and screams::

Legato: KNIVES! I QUIT!

Knives: ::calmly:: Fine.

Legato: ::grovels:: I'm sorry master. I was overreacting. I'm sorry. ::kisses Knives's feet::

Vash: Dammit! Where's my gun? ::grabs broken bottle:: HAH! I'm Vash the Stampede, humanoid typhoon, and wielder of danger things such as guns and broken glass bottles.

Everyone else there: -_-;

Vash: ::all daydreamy:: I like butterflies.

Knives: So will you help me kill the spiders.

Vash: *.*. ::obnoxious little kid voice:: Okay.

Knives: Fine. You can start with the obnoxious short one.

Meryl: Official Bernardelli Insurance Society Report. Page One. Vash the Stampede is an obnoxious idiot and I'm requesting a change in department. Page Two. Vash the Stampede is an obnoxious idiot and I'm requesting a change in department. Page Three. Vash the Stampede is an obnoxious idiot and I'm requesting a change in department. Page Four. Vash the Stampede is an obnoxious idiot and I'm requesting a change in department. (etc, etc, etc)

Vash: ::dictating to Milly, the incessant letter writer:: Dear Knives, Hi. How are you? I'm fine. How are the Gung-Ho Guns? I hope that you are well, and I was wondering if you'd like to meet us for tea sometime next week. Fondly, your brother, Vash.

Milly: Dear Mom, Dad, Big Big Sister, Middle Big Sister, Little Big Sister, ::looks at paper:: Oh, screw it. ::crumples it up and takes out new paper:: I....Hate...You....All. ::looks at paper:: That's better! ^_^

Wolfwood: Milly, bring me a sandwich.

Wolfwood: Oh shit, now I want some pudding.

Wolfwood: ::uses a curse other than "shit"::

Wolfwood, Meryl, and Knives: ::attend an anger management class run by....Milly::

Meryl: Good. He's gone. ::to Milly and Vash:: Now we turn this place upside down and throw out every cigarette we find.

Milly: I don't think Bokushi-san would appreciate that, Senpai.

Meryl: He's going to have an early death if he doesn't quit!

Vash: You care more about Wolfwood than you care about me! T_T.

Meryl: That's because I don't have to follow him 24/7!

Knives: I kill the barracudas to save the urchins? (A/N: see the first installment of "never says")

Knives: ::after Vash yells at him for killing Rem:: I-i-it w-was an accident. ::cries:: I didn't want to! She made me! I swear she did!

Knives: You will kill people and you will enjoy killing people.

Legato: Yes, master.

Knives: -_-; Not you. Him ::points at Vash::

Vash: T_T. But I don't wanna kill people.

Legato: Master, are you feeling okay? You haven't been sleeping. Would you like me to give you a massage?

Dominique: Legato, make me purr.

Legato: ::turns Dominique into Kuroneko::

Wolfwood: Oh shit...now I know why that cat has it in for me...

Dominique: THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT! (Look at the last one again)

Vash: Do you insurance girls give out anything besides donuts?

Milly: Just insurance, I think. Meryl, do we give out insurance?

Meryl: I don't care if we aren't allowed to have part time jobs on the side. If Vash keeps eating all these donuts, I'll be broke by Tuesday!

Milly: Wow, it's really hot in here! ::starts to do what she always does when she says that::

Meryl: Milly! Put--hey, you're right! ::does same thing::

Wolfwood/Vash: ALRIGHT!

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Hope y'all enjoyed 'em!

Dunno where that last one came from -_\\;

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