Disclaimer: Not owning Trigun. Am owning what they really mean, though. What they really mean is in italics. Several are perverted, but come on, everything has underlying themes nowadays.

What Trigun Characters REALLY Mean

Knives: I kill spiders to save the butterflies. Actually, it's really because I'm afraid of spiders, especially big, black ones.

Milly: I'll hate you, I'll haunt you and your children, and your children's children! I'll guilt trip you until you pay the fare.

Vash: Are these for me? Photo-synthesized food isn't as yummy as donuts!

Wolfwood: You're really comfy! I'll remember this for future reference.

Meryl: That's not Vash the Stampede! They didn't put his photo on the wanted posters. He obviously can't be that cute!

Legato: I'll be waiting on that hill. Come naked.

Rem: No one ever has the right to take a life. Except if it's in video games.

Neil: My mom's off limits! I'm claiming her for myself!

Milly: That's what he would do! Meryl, stop being an idiot.

Meryl: Don't let her have too much! I don't want her getting any if I'm not!

Chapel: Wolfwood, why? How could you leave me?

Meryl: You're the easily deceived type who cries himself to sleep every night, aren't you? So am I.

Vash: Why are you pointing that thing at me? Oh, yes, I enjoy having stun guns shoved up my nose.

Milly: Well, it was you, wasn't it? I do this because it pisses Meryl off. She really likes you, you know.

Knives: You-you shot me? You actually shot me? Good work. Didn't think you had it in you!

Vash: It's too hot out here. And you're making it hotter, Caine.

Vash: Between you and me, my name's irrelevant. But since you asked, it's Chris Michael Joseph Eric Tom Noah Matthew Robert Steven David Gregory Andrew Trevor Scott Marc Brian Joshua Theodore Alex Adam Daniel Jason John Milton Benjamin William Edward Jeffery Devon Jacob Taylor Douglas Sean Frank Dennis Vash the Stampede Saverem, the sixth.

Wolfwood: I only know you as the Stampede. You could at least tell me your real name. It's a trade off. You know my whole name, I'll know yours.

Vash: I'm standing out too much. I hope Meryl's watching...

Milly: Wow, it's hot in here! Nickie...it's you, isn't it?

Vash: I would, but you drank it all! That was the last of my rations...

Midvally: My B-flat! Damn it. The only thing that kept me as Midvally the Hornfreak....Now people will add the "y" back onto my name...

Dominique: I could have killed you at least three times by now. But, I'm under orders not to, so I won't. Besides, it would be a real waste of a man...

Legato: Yes, master. Damn it, Knives, I love you!

Wolfwood: Thanks for the apple. So, that's an apple from Chapel (hehe, it rhymes), a cherry from Milly...what other fruit can I collect? (A/N: I kinda had to be a little disgusting....it worked)

Vash: That's why you got me so plastered last night! ::whines:: That's not fair!

Vash: It was more like a few dallons! Even you were starting to look good, Nickie.

Wolfwood: What? Can't you handle a few drinks? Oh, I forgot. You're a gunslinger with a sixty billion double dollar bounty on your head. Your life isn't as high stress as mine.

Meryl: I understand now. I'm just saying that because Milly told me to.

Milly: She's really very nice. She bought the donuts. Bribery always works, doesn't it, Vash?

Vash: I was patrolling the roof area for...spooks! Yeah. Very creepy things can be on the roof. Myself, for instance.

Meryl: You don't know who you're dealing with! I have twenty Derringers in this cloak...and I have no clue how to operate them! Don't make me need to learn!

Cezar (Episode 2, I think): Unbelievable! I can't believe I hired this bozo.

Bus Driver (Episode 9): That is one well prepared dead guy. Wonder how much he's carrying...

Kid (possessed by Legato in Episode 24): You killed Wolfwood! What the hell am I saying? Mommy told me never to talk to strangers!

Man with gun (Episode 25): You could at least die like a man! When I figure out how to kill you, that is...

Meryl: I'm sorry I'm late. God, I have a killer headache...it's making me pleasant...

Wolfwood: It's right next to you! But you're not allowed to use it.

Vash: It must have been God, it's the only explanation! You actually think I'm going to tell you?

Wolfwood: May you go with the love and protection of almighty God! You definitely need it, Needle Noggin.

Wolfwood: Believers will be redeemed in the end! And those who stay out of trouble get to collect sixty billion double dollars!

Meryl: The birds of a feather have flocked together. And I'm a lowly cricket.

Wolfwood: You got shot by Brilliant Dynamites Neon? You do lead an exciting life! This can't be the guy Knives is making me look for! He's a loser!

Milly (Or was it Meryl?): You walked a hundred iles? Wimp. I could do a thousand without taking a break.

Helen (the little girl from Episode 9): What an embarrassing way to go... That's the problem with heroes these days. They all drown in quicksand before they save anyone!

Vash: There's no one left to protect. I blasted them all to kingdom come, just like my brother...

Knives: Spectacular, wasn't it? For an encore, I was thinking maybe blowing this planet up.

Knives: I can hear the death cries of our friends. ::sniff:: Especially Jimmy. I'm going to miss him...

Vash: What the hell kind of churchman are you? Are you sure you're from the church of God and not the church of Satan?

Wolfwood: I won't let any more children suffer! Unless I'm the one doing it, that is.

Knives: Garbage. Only good for consuming resources. I really miss Rem. I want to run up and hug her and tell her I'm sorry. But, I have a reputation to live up to.

Wolfwood: He's not alone...And neither am I. Hey, Vash....

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I'm sick. Most of those quotes come from Episodes 9, 23, 24, 25, and 26. One or two are from Episodes 2 and 10, but not really. A few other random ones, that's it. Hehehe, I had to put a few risque ones in there. (My fic's living up to its R rating...)