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Milly: And pudding!
Sunny: Wrong person. My friends have pudding. My parents ::sniff:: don't buy it...because it vanishes around here...
And now, our feature presentation:
More Hidden Meanings of the Trigun Script
Legato: You hate me, don't you? Tsk. And we barely know each other. I was hoping we could have gotten something going...
Wolfwood: They're extenuating circumstances that you wouldn't understand. But, come here with those sandwiches and we'll settle this, okay?
Milly: You take your coffee black, right? Why am I here again?
Milly: He told me to wait for him. So I will. I'll just keep waiting and waiting and waiting. I'm the Energizer bunny of waiting.
Milly: Cigarettes are bad for the baby. And you know we're going to have one, so don't object.
Ericks (or Vash): Thou shall not kill! What the hell kinda churchman are you anyway? I know you're not much of a churchman, so I'll say it: Wolfie, I love you! (A/N: That's the closest to yaoi I've ever gotten in a fic...)
Vash: She's very nice and very loud. But, I like rambunctious girls. Not like Mary Anne here...
Mary Anne: There goes the bodyguard with no name. But that's okay. His name wasn't what kept me awake at night...
Vash: The man who will slaughter the innocent, does the most evil of evil deeds with the price of sixty billion double dollars on his head, YES I AM THAT MAN! Aren't you proud of me? And look, I've said it out loud and no one's scared or anything!
Vash: Bonjour, je t'aime! Er, why am I speaking in FRENCH? Oh well, ::drools:: DONUTS! (A/N: In case y'all forgot, that was in episode 24...scary Vash French moment)
Vash: Why do these taste so good? Why the hell am I asking that? They're DONUTS! ::drools::
Vash: I don't want any dales (or is it day-olds? I was never quite sure...)... Yuck. Stale donuts. I can get those anywhere, especially from those Insurance Girls.
Vash: But, I would never dream of ::socks himself in face:: I really WOULD never dream of peeking in on Mary Anne. Meryl on the other hand...
Wolfwood: You were the one who found me, weren't you? A pretty girl rescuing me. The stuff dreams are made of. All I need now is her...
Meryl: Actually, the one who found you was that pathetic creature. I'll see you tonight anyway, if you want.
Wolfwood: Don't force your way of life onto everyone else! But, who are you to take direction from me?
Vash: You killed Rem! Good job. I didn't like her anyway. Think my acting skills are refined enough?
Knives: These are our new siblings. Yup, we're related to chunks of metal that can make our arms sprout feathers. Didn't you know?
Wolfwood: What do you see in that window over there? No, not the one with Neil and his mom. The other one. Milly's totally plastered again!
Wolfwood: If I tell you do you agree to die? I'm going to die today. Then I'll be able to see you in the great beyond.
Meryl: ::gags and faints:: Vash, you are being such a disgusting sentimentalist. I want you now!
Vash: Dream Wrecker. So I guess asking you to marry me now would be out of the question, huh?
Vash: Mary Anne's not like that! Of course. She's nothing like you.
Wolfwood: Got any more water? I don't want it. It touched your mouth. I just feel like pissing you off.
Wolfwood: You know, you're an expert at pissing me off! And I piss you off all the time. Aren't we great friends?
Wolfwood: Eden... Too bad it doesn't exist on this hell hole.
Wolfwood: There's no place worse than this planet. It's horrible here. But, with Milly, it's not that bad.
Wolfwood: Would you...eat them with me? (A/N: Oh come on, we ALL know what this line means!)
Meryl: Milly's late getting back to her room... I'll bet she went to Mr. Wolfwood's without me. Bitch.
Vash: Hello friends! I love birds...
Vash: I quit after three seconds. Yup. Real work ethic.
Legato: You're fun. And sexy, too.
Raidei: We are dark, diabolical puppets. And that short brunette ya got with you is pulling my strings.
Kaite: Shut up, you flaky show-off! Vash the Stampede? More like Vash the Airhead.
Neil: Don't wreck the place, stupid! If I had a dime for every time some moron face-faulted in here because of my mom, I'd have...well, a lot of dimes....
Meryl: If you come near, and he bites you, don't expect your insurance to cover it! Just bite him back.
Meryl: That guy is unbelievable. In more ways than one...
Monev the Gale: He's a total chickenshit. Like all of us, in a way (A/N: It seems that many people have this sentiment about Vash the Stampede...)
Dominique: I can't believe I was beaten by that feather-brain of a man! OK, in accordance with the bet you made, I have to kiss you. Loser kisses winner, remember?
E.G. Mine: DON'T BE SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN! Drama king is better for you. Leave the queen designation to the girls. Oh....wait...never mind. You act like a girl anyway...
Meryl: You never know when Vash is going to show up, and then, KABOOM! I know from experience. Kabooms are nice things... (A/N: Yeah...she would know, wouldn't she?)
Legato: The power of death is intoxicating. Kind of like that rotten cologne you wear, Vash. Get something new. We're all dying out here...
Brilliant Dynamites Neon: Let's find out who sparkles the most between us. BREAK OUT THE GLITTER!!! It's make-over time!
Milly: You just don't want to admit you're worried about him, do you Meryl? Meryl and Vash sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. (A/N: sing along if you like...)
Meryl: It's the job. It's what I do. But, it says nothing about fraternizing with the people we have under surveillance. Hear that, Vash?
Meryl: You know, we didn't come out here to save your sorry butt. But, since you're here, and it really is a nice butt, we'll save you anyway.
Monev the Gale: You are one creepy guy. You and that Knives dude. No wonder you're obsessed with him... (A/N: FYI, that was to a certain blue-haired guy ::glomps said gung-ho gun::)
Dominique: You're naïve. Just like your brother. But, he learned real fast.
Kaite: Stop being so soft with the entire human race. Damn it, Vash, you could blow us all to smithereens! Get it over with! This place is hell on earth...er, Gunsmoke!
Meryl: Make it go away! Kiss the boo-boo and the pain goes away. Please, Vash. For me? ::big goo-goo eyes::
Legato: And, don't worry, no one else needs to get hurt. Just hand over the short one. She's cute.
Monev the Gale: It's dangerous to be too trusting. Yeah. I trusted blue-hair over there and look where it got me: working for a psychotic human hater who's got me trying to find and kill his twin brother. There's something seriously wrong with this world.
Meryl: Listen, we're looking for a horrible fiend with a price on his head, not an obnoxious idiot like that man. Although, the obnoxious idiot is preferable to a guy who wiped out an entire city...let's keep him. He's cute.
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Anyway, I won't have any more "what they really mean" until I see a few more episodes a few more times...well, well, well, a little innuendo in this one, doncha think? Good enough for this fic, though. Toodles! --Sunny
