(A/N: This idea came right at me today at the beginning of 3rd block-Earth Science, and I was thinking of how it should go all day, so enjoy!

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Early on the morning of August 1…

    Ginny sat bolt upright in the foldout bed she and Draco were sleeping on breathing heavily.  A sudden sickening thought just occurred to her.  The abrupt movement woke Draco as well.  "You're not having morning sickness again are you?  I thought you were done that."  He said groggily.

    Ignoring Draco's question, Ginny said,  "I didn't put the covering charm on my stomach last night at the restaurant."

    "So?  What's that got to do with anything?"  Draco asked.

    "So that means everybody saw that I was pregnant!  Including Pansy!"  Ginny was starting to shake.  "Doesn't she already know?  She was at the wedding."  Draco replied.

    "She was only at the reception, she didn't go to the ceremony.  Nobody said a word about it at the party.  Do you realize what she could do?  She's always had it in for me ever since I started dating you.  What are we going to do?"  Ginny was positively trembling now.

    "Ginny will you calm down?  You're going to hurt the baby!  So what if she saw it?  I bet she was too drunk to even remember.  Now go back to sleep.  It's only-pauses to look at clock-3:30am.  Good night."  With that he laid back down and fell asleep.

    "Yeah you're right.  Nothing to worry about."  Ginny said reassuring herself and laying back down.

* * *Later that day, in the office of Rita Skeeter* * *

    "So you're sure you are telling me everything?  You said you were pretty hammered last night Ms. Parkerson."  Rita Skeeter said looking at a very sober Pansy across from her desk.

    "Yes, and Ginny Weasley is pregnant.  I was sure of it, unless she put on a lot of weight, which I doubt."  Pansy said with a sneer.

    "Well this sounds like gold to me!  Do you have anybody else who could back this story up?  So I won't look like a complete fool…again."  Rita Skeeter said.

    "You could ask Draco's parents.  I saw his mother at the wedding reception."  Pansy said deep in thought, which looked painful.

    "Whoa!  Harry and the muggle are already married?  I thought you said he just proposed last night."

    "No I meant Draco and Weasley's wedding.  They got married last Easter.  I kind of snuck into the wedding reception…" Pansy said gradually lowering her voice.

    "Well now we're getting somewhere!  Here are 20 galleons for your contribution to the Daily Prophet…and here are 20 more.  Go get yourself a face-lift."  With that, Rita Skeeter apparated out.  Pansy went straight to the Leaky Cauldron. 

    Rita Skeeter apparated in front of Malfoy Manor, and knocked on the big Redwood door.  A house elf answered.  "What is Miss wanting at Malfoy Manor?"

    "I wish to speak to Master Draco if he is home, if not, his mother or father would be alright."  She said coolly.

    "Yes Miss."  And the house elf ran off.  Not to long later, Mrs. Malfoy appeared at the door.  "Why Miss Skeeter!  How pleasant to see you.  Please come in.  Pippy, go bring us some tea and cake."  She said gesturing her inside with a very forced smile.

    They walked into the drawing room, and Pippy returned with a tray of tea and biscuits.  "Now what brings you to Malfoy Manor Miss Skeeter?"  Mrs. Malfoy asked.

    "Perhaps we should wait until Mr. Malfoy returns Mrs. Malfoy."  Rita Skeeter said.  It was more of a statement then a question.

    "Mr. Malfoy wont be home for a while."  Mrs. Malfoy said flatly.  "Now are you here for an interview or what?"

    With a slightly disappointed look on her face, Rita Skeeter opened up for handbag and took out a scroll and her Quick-Quotes quill.  *Damn!  I would have gotten a gold mine from him. * She thought to herself.  "Yes.  I've come across some very interesting information from a reliable source that you may or may not know.  Now you know that Draco married young Ginny Weasley last Easter, don't you?"  She asked.

    "Yes I was there.  And I'd appreciate it if you put the quill away."  Mrs. Malfoy replied coldly. 

    "Of course."  Rita then put the quill away, but not before muttering a spell that would enable the quill to work through the handbag.  "But do you also know that the Weasley Girl is pregnant?  And that Draco married her out of guilt?"

    That did it.  The last feeble thread connecting Mrs. Malfoy from blowing up just broke.  And blow up she did.  Mrs. Malfoy shot up from her chair and pointed a threatening finger at the over exaggerating reporter.  "How dare you insult my son and his wife!!!  I'll have you know that I do know about the pregnancy, and that Draco is deeply in love with Ginny!  And if I find one sentence in the Daily Prophet about Draco or Ginny I'll sue your ass so much you wont be able to step outside your door without having to pay a hundred galleons!  Now get out of my house!"  After her rant, she called over Pippy and told her if the woman was not out of her house in 10 seconds that she is to get the dogs.  Hearing this, Rita Skeeter practically ran out the door and apparated back to her office.

    *Sue me indeed.  It's called freedom of the press lady, and you have no power over that. *  Rita thought to herself.  "Wait a second…I'll write that article, but the subject wont be about them."  She then fished her scroll out of her handbag to see what the quill wrote.  *Pure goldmine! *

* * *The next day* * *

    "Draco will you get the paper please?  There's a critic's column I want to read."  Ginny called out from the kitchen.  She heard a grunt from the hallway indicating he heard her. 

    A minute later, Draco returned and handed Ginny the paper while taking a seat next to her and pouring himself some coffee.  A sudden spitting noise made him look around at Ginny horrified face.  "What is it Ginny?"  He asked.  The rest of the Weasleys looked at her also.

    Ginny couldn't speak.  She just showed them page A2, which had two magic moving pictures of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Kids Today are Marrying too Young

It has come to my attention that the

Boy Who Lived has also become the

Boy Who Fell in Love.  Yes that's right

Harry Potter, the boy who defeated Voldemort

Two years ago had proposed to muggle born

Hermione Granger on July 31st.  Is this just a

hormonal instinct by male testosterone?  Or

is Harry really in love?  Asked Daily Prophet

reporter Rita Skeeter.  Although there are

countless other eligible young women in

the London area alone, Harry has picked an

old school fling.  My guess is it's just male

hormones, and Harry wants some in bed

after hearing about it from friend Draco Malfoy

who has married young Ginny Weasley last

Easter because he had gotten her knocked up.

Yes it seems Lucius Malfoy, accused death eater,

but pardoned, will have a grandson or

granddaughter come the end of the year.  What do

you think?  Send in your responses to the Daily

Prophet c/o Rita Skeeter.

    "That bitch!"  Was all Draco could say.  At that moment, Harry and Hermione walked into the kitchen and noticed everyone's outraged expressions.  They also noticed Ginny was in silent tears. 

    "What happened?"  Hermione asked.  Percy handed her the paper.  After a quick reading, Hermione looked at Harry.  "That's not true is it Harry?"

    "Of course not!  When have you ever believed a thing Rita Skeeter wrote?  Hormones my ass!  Who does she think she is?"  Harry fumed.

    "It was Pansy Parkinson!  That bastard told Skeeter everything."  Ginny said between sobs.  Draco immediately put a comforting arm around her.  "Do you know what's going to happen at school?  They'll harass me like you wouldn't believe!  I knew this was going to happen!  You should have reminded me to put the charm on!  Why didn't you?"  Ginny broke down again.

    "I forgot!  We all forgot!  Nobody would expect Pansy to be there!  Who knew she would get drunk at the nicest place at Diagon Ally?"  Draco protested.  "Look.  We'll just weigh it out, I'll be there with you and with the baby.  If anybody harasses you, just send them to me, and I'll deal with them.  Besides, you're the strongest woman I know.  You're not going to let a stupid article get to you are you?"  Ginny shook her head.  "That's my girl.  Now go clean yourself up and we'll go out for breakfast.-look from Ginny- a muggle place.  And remember to put the covering charm on!"