(Meanwhile, on a remote, unknown planet we call "Earth", four kids play in a big field.) Aundrey_ (using very stiff words, he is a bad actor) Wow. Guys. We sure are lucky to be friends. AREN'T WE? Lindsay_ (pounding his head) Aundrey, if you can't act good, don't act at all! Aundrey_ What do you mean, I'm great at this! I love to be in movies, I'm a very good actor! In fact, I think I'll start a career acting! Cristina_ Right, Aundrey. Join Barney and his backyard gang. Lindsay_ (Slapping him on the back) Yeah, join Barney's Backyard gang! Cristina_ (scowling) Quit copying my jokes! If you want to make jokes, make your own script! You're messing up my script! Aundrey_ You guys are ruining this movie! It's supposed be like this is really happening, not like we're pretending! Cristina_ Who says? Aundrey_ (Pointing to himself) I'm the director, so what I say goes. Cristina: Cheater Aundrey: liar Cristina_ Nincompoop! Aundrey_ Derst! Cristina_ What's a dirst? Aundrey_ I don't know, but so's your old lady. Cristina_ You got that from a book, didn't you? And besides, that's not in the script! Aundrey_ I'm making it in the script! Who's the director, you or me? (Cristina attacks him, and they start a fist fight, while Lindsay marches around them, singing)