(Meanwhile, on a remote, unknown planet we call "Earth", four kids play in
a big field.)
Aundrey_ (using very stiff words, he is a bad actor) Wow. Guys. We sure are
lucky to be friends. AREN'T WE?
Lindsay_ (pounding his head) Aundrey, if you can't act good, don't act at
all!
Aundrey_ What do you mean, I'm great at this! I love to be in movies, I'm
a very good actor! In fact, I think I'll start a career acting!
Cristina_ Right, Aundrey. Join Barney and his backyard gang.
Lindsay_ (Slapping him on the back) Yeah, join Barney's Backyard gang!
Cristina_ (scowling) Quit copying my jokes! If you want to make jokes, make
your own script! You're messing up my script!
Aundrey_ You guys are ruining this movie! It's supposed be like this is
really happening, not like we're pretending!
Cristina_ Who says?
Aundrey_ (Pointing to himself) I'm the director, so what I say goes.
Cristina: Cheater
Aundrey: liar
Cristina_ Nincompoop!
Aundrey_ Derst!
Cristina_ What's a dirst?
Aundrey_ I don't know, but so's your old lady.
Cristina_ You got that from a book, didn't you? And besides, that's not in
the script!
Aundrey_ I'm making it in the script! Who's the director, you or me?
(Cristina attacks him, and they start a fist fight, while Lindsay marches
around them, singing)
