1 I am an Eevee… this is my Story



Disclaimer: I don't own. There, I said it.



Lots of weird stuff in the… for…est. But I think Ash make us get lost. He say that he don't know where we are. How are we going to get found if we are lost? I look up at Brock. He is still carrying me. I can walk. But he say I may get lost. I am getting hungry. I try to make him understand. He just say that it not time for lunch yet. I try to get a cookie at least, but he no let me. Hey, why are we stopping? We found?

"This isn't good…" Pikachu says. I look over at him.

"What's wrong?" I ask. Pikachu sighs.

"Rocket is here again…" Pikachu points in front of us, and there are two more humans there. But they dress weird. And they have a kitty with a jewel on its head there too. They look mean. They tell Ash to give them Pikachu. No give Pikachu up. Pika my friend. Ash tells them to go away. They just use funny shiny gray thing to grab Pika! No! Pika my friend! Make them give him back!! I start crying, but I cry as loud as I can. The humans cover their ears, and the meanies drop Pika. He runs back over to Ash. I stop crying. I look up at Brock. He pets me and says I do good. I'm all happy!

Meanies not go away, now they grab me away from Brock! The girl one is holding me, and it hurts! I wanna go home! Let me go! She not listening! She says that I be good present for Boss. I not present, I Eevee! I bit her hand and she lets go. But as I am running back, a purple snakie comes up from behind me and grabs me. I bite it, but it still not let go. I can't breathe! I don't feel so good. Brock tells me to bit it again, near head. I do, and it let go of me. I run back over to Brock and hide behind him. He throw pokeball out and Onix shows up. He hit them hard and they all go way up into the air. No fair, why do they get to play in the sky? I wanna play in the sky. Pikachu and Ash are really happy. Brock picks me up. He asks if I am OK. I just nod, then curl up. I don't feel too good. That thing shoot some weird thing at me. Misty comes over to me and pets me. I look up at her. I think something wrong because Misty say I need to get to Pokemon Center now. I look around, there no Pokemon Center, just trees, other pokemon, and a blue hair lady on a weird thing. Brock goes over to her and asks if they can get a ride to the Pokemon Center. She tells them to "hop on". They get on the bike, Brock still holding me, and we go really fast! I wish I wasn't sick, I could really like this. When we get to the Pokemon Center, Brock runs in still carrying me. He starts yelling for Nurse Joy. Another fake one comes out from another part of the nest. She takes me, and asks what happened. Brock say I hit by "Poison Sting" from an "Arbok". She takes me in and looks me over. Then she try to get me to drink really yucky thing. I don't want yucky thing. She finally gets it down my throat. I really don't like that. I can still taste it. But, I feel better. Dadda always said that medicine taste yucky so you don't take more than you need. Is that what that was? Nurse Joy checks me out one more time, then bring me back to Brock. I jump into his arms. I all better now! Snakie was mean. He make me sick. Ash is asking someone where the "Wentty Gym" is. He say it is here. But, this not look like it. This Pokecenter? I all confused again. What's Misty holding. I jump down and go over to her. She is waving a blue stone in front of her. Pretty… I start to go after it, maybe it taste good too! But Brock picks me up. Misty starts yelling at him. He say that I not be Vaporeon unless I want to be. What Vaporeon? Sound weird. Misty says I would be good Vaporeon. She say water is good. I don't like bath. I like playing in water… No, no Vaporeon for baby. But what stone for? Brock say "put that water stone away." Is that how I become Vaporeon? No, stone bad. No Vaporeon. I just baby. Evolve is for growed ups.

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