Disclaimer: If I told you that I don't own Escaflowne, I'd have to kill
you. Oops...
It was nice knowing you. *boom* (large explosion)
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Escaflowne Answering Machine Messages
Hitomi
Hello, you have reached the home of Kansaki Hitomi. Sorry I'm not here at the moment, but please leave a message after the beep. If you are trying to reach Hitomi's fortune telling hotline, I see in your future...blood!...death!...destruction!!! *beep*
Van
Van Fanel, king of Fanelia speaking. Please leave a message at the tone. If you would like to leave a message for the Escaflowne, press 1 now. If you are trying to reach my chorus of Gregorian monks, they are currently incarcerated for stalking. Visiting hours are from 8 to 5. *beep*
Allen
Hi, this is Allen Schezar. I'm too busy combing my hair to answer the phone right now, but you can leave me a message. If you would like to speak to my fellow knights, please try extensions 1-20. *beep*
Dilandau
(in background) Strategos, why do I have to do this? Oh. *sarcastically* You have reached Dilandau Albatou on the Vione. I'm burning your house down at the moment, so I can't even hear the phone. Heh heh. Leave a message or MOEROO!
Cerena
Hello, this is the Schezar residance. This is Cerena's voice mail. My apologies, I'm possessed by a pyromaniac at the moment and can't answer the telephone. Please leave a message at the beep.
It was nice knowing you. *boom* (large explosion)
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Escaflowne Answering Machine Messages
Hitomi
Hello, you have reached the home of Kansaki Hitomi. Sorry I'm not here at the moment, but please leave a message after the beep. If you are trying to reach Hitomi's fortune telling hotline, I see in your future...blood!...death!...destruction!!! *beep*
Van
Van Fanel, king of Fanelia speaking. Please leave a message at the tone. If you would like to leave a message for the Escaflowne, press 1 now. If you are trying to reach my chorus of Gregorian monks, they are currently incarcerated for stalking. Visiting hours are from 8 to 5. *beep*
Allen
Hi, this is Allen Schezar. I'm too busy combing my hair to answer the phone right now, but you can leave me a message. If you would like to speak to my fellow knights, please try extensions 1-20. *beep*
Dilandau
(in background) Strategos, why do I have to do this? Oh. *sarcastically* You have reached Dilandau Albatou on the Vione. I'm burning your house down at the moment, so I can't even hear the phone. Heh heh. Leave a message or MOEROO!
Cerena
Hello, this is the Schezar residance. This is Cerena's voice mail. My apologies, I'm possessed by a pyromaniac at the moment and can't answer the telephone. Please leave a message at the beep.
