Disclaimer: Wait! I thought I just put this bill in the mail! No!!!!!!!!!! It was the paper that said that I own Escaflowne! Oh well, I guess I don't own it now...

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Escaflowne Answering Machine Messages

Prince Cid
Duke of Freid here. I'm not available to take your call right now, but you can leave a message at the beep. If your name is Allen Schezar, press 1 now. *beep* *1* (evilly) Don't bother telling me, FATHER, I know. With half the country knowing, I was bound to find out. *beep*

Dryden
Hey there. This is Dryden's voice mail. Leave a message at the tone. If you're curious about why I wear a bow, please hang up now. I've been asked that question 3825 times and counting. *beep*

Mr. Mole
You haved reached Mr. Mole's Emporium of Used Goods. If you would like to know what we have in stock, please leave a message. If you are the police, please let me know so I can flee the country. *beep*

Millerna
Hello. you have reached Princess Millerna's voice mail at Asturia's royal court. Please leave a message after the beep. If this is Allen, I'm sorry but I still haven't figured out that gender fixing formula for Cerena. *beep*