First Match Of The Night. It's June vs. Thomas in a Fishing Death Match. Lets go to the ring. "Boy! I'm Gonna Kick Your *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* and the horse you rode in on son!" At that very moment Thomas has a bowel movement. Okay the rules of this match are as followed: You must hog tie and hook your opponent to your line for the win. *FIGHT* The bell sounds and June leaps for Tom but he moves and June hits the turn buckles making him a little dazed. So Tom Grabbed his rope and began to tie up June. He got him completely tied by the time June came to. So Tom started to get the hook, as he turned around he got an eye full of Mail pouch juice. So June roles to his rope, gets one hand free and then ties Tom and hooked him behind the ear and won the match. The ref untied June. He was so mad that his grandson would try to hook him, he went under the ring and pulled out a table and set it up outside the ring. Then he grabbed the bleeding Thomas with one hand and threw him through the table. Next Match Katie vs. Sheriff, Justice of the Peace, and Matlock himself Andy Griffith *FIGHT* Andy thinks he has this match already one, but he didn't expect Katie's ultimate powers. She Lit one up and threw it in his face. He screamed Hysterically as his eye was completely burned out. It looked like Katie could win this one. BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS!!! It's Barney Fife. He came down and pointed a gun at Katie. She thought this was it but in typical Barney Fashion He drops the gun and it goes off and sends Barney running for the high hills. Still a little stunned Katie Takes off her SLIPKNOT sweatshirt, that she wears all the time over different shirts, and Starts to choke Andy Until he taps out. Giving Katie the win

Next for the Junior Championship the champ, Jerry vs. "The Mortally Mean Minister" Charles. This tension between these two have been building ever since they got in a fight were the police were eventually called. *FIGHT* The Mean Minister starts out with several high drop-kicks. Then Jerry rolled out of the ring and began to walk away in an attempt to get counted out and save his title. But as he began to leave "The Mortally Mean One" did his famous move the burning sensation off the top ropes and knocking Jerry nearly out cold. Then Minister Charles threw Jerry in the ring, climbed the ropes and did the Snuka Splash and Pinning Jerry for the 1,2,...3 and a new Junior champ is Crowned.

Then William is seen "Backstage" talking on a phone and says "I'll take P.J. Down, oh it's true it's Dang SKIPPY true" and the person on the other line says "William this is Les I don't Know what your talking about."

Then We see The Bayless Hill Champ Getting Ready for his triple threat match against Bill and George. He looks confident but for some odd reason he's dressed up just like The Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper He's even wearing a kilt.



Now for the match even I have been waiting for The vacant Women's Championship is on the line in a TLC [Tables, Ladders, and Chairs] match were Kathi will go one on one with Carol. The rule is who ever climbs the ladder and grabs the title suspended from above wins. *FIGHT* They ran at each other but Carol ducks and picks up a chair. So Kathi goes under the ring and pulls out a steel trash can and climbs back in the ring. Kathi taunts Carol to take the first shot and she happily obliges and knocks Kathi crazy. But Kathi is already crazy the chair shot has no affect. So while Carol celebrates Kathi whacks her with the trash can. Then she sets up a table and a ladder. She puts Carol on the table and Kathi Climbed the ladder half way and jumped toward Carol who moved but still got hit but Kathi also went through a portion too. Now both women are dazed and stagger to opposite sides of the ring Carol grabs a chair and Kathi Grabbed a table. They charge at each other and Kathi drives the table through Carol and through herself. They both crawled to the ladder right below the dangling belt. They both begin to climb the ladder. As they both reach the top they exchange blows and Carol executes a Spine buster off the top of the ladder. Carol then goes outside the ring and sets up two tables side by side and then a table on top of each of them. Then she gets back in the ring were she's greeted by a chair shot by Kathi. Kathi starts to climb the ladder. Then Carol does the same. They reach the top at the same Time. As they punch each other out of no were Ann runs down, tips the ladder over, and Both Carol and Kathi fall through the four tables outside. Then Ann climbs the ladder, gets the belt, climbs down, and says that the rules don't say that one of the two people involved have to win. So After The match there's a bloody and batterd Carol and Kathi and the new champ is neither one of them instead it's Ann.

Now We see our champ doing the shufle to the loud sounds of blugrass.

William is still "Backstage" saying 'Oh I'll win and when I do it;s not going to be a BAD thing that is a GOOD thing. I am going to win tonight and then I'm going to win the Bayless Hill Championship and that's the best of both worlds. Oh it's True, It's dang SKIPPY true.

Then Wrestler/Owner June Bayless comes out and announces that next week there will be a new 'Hardcore' belt which will be on the line 24/7

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Our next match William vs. PJ. *FIGHT* as william walks to the ring he is still talking trash about how he knows so much about wrestling, and something about AC/DC I think. and as he enters the ring he turns to the crowd and starts to do his hogan Poses Then While William's back was turned PJ rolled him up for the 1,2,3. Your Winner in a record time of 5 seconds PJ.

"Backstage" The Champ is almost ready for his match and...... OH NO THE JUNIOR CHAMP JUST ATTACKED THE CHAMP. What a weird family.

Our next match is a special location match, taking place at the junior champ Charles' house. It's Beth vs. "The noise outside" *Fight* ClangClang Clang Clang There is a noise outside the sliding doors. So Beth goes to see what it is. then the doors open and a person walks in so Beth a stack of term papers and whacks the person on the head. Beth then turns on the lkight to discover it was only her husband who is know out cold. then the light bulb blows and everything goes black. then out of know where the "BIG BAD REFRIDGERATOR" makes a noise. Beth then jumps and almost lands on Buster the dog. Beth then slides across the floor, trips and goes head first through the top of the fish tank. Beth falls down out cold while the water pours out of the tank and the fish splashes out and lands on Beth for the 1,2,3. your Winner Clark the fish who is safely put into a bowl of water by a dazed and confused Charles.

"Backstage" William is makeing excuses for why he lost "well you see the sun was in my eyes so when the heat from the UV Rays and uh well I'll get a rematch someday, but if I dont I guess I'll fight Andy Griffith instead. And that's not a bad thing it's a GOOD thing, Oh it's True it's dang SKIPPY true!"

time for the main event of the evening. LETS GET READY TO MUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!. *FIGHT* Bill and George are about to come out......BUT WAIT WHAT'S THIS it's Charles The Junior Champ. "I want to unify this belt with the Heveyweight belt So I Want You Champ In A BAYLESS BRAWL" Wait it's the Champ and he's beating the crap out of The Mortily Mean One. and he says "I'll beat you Charlie or my nam isn't Garry Leon Bayless.

Untill next Week PEACE

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