Good evening I'm your host Jonathan Coachman you can call me 'The Coach' and we are starting off tonight a match for a new title the middle class championship. It's the level below the world title which will be unified with the junior championship. Just a little reminder there will also be a hardcore title debut with Jerry going one on one against Andy Griffith.

Here it is the new middle class belt up for grabs it's a sibling fight between Thomas and Katie. *FIGHT* Katie comes down to the ring and Thomas hits her with a chair from behind. Thomas then throws Katie into the ring. He begins to stomp a mud hole in her and walk it dry. But out of nowhere Katie hit him with a low blow. As Tom rolls on the ground Katie lights one up and prepares to fling it at Tom when he kicks her in the gut and dose his Diago neck breaker and pins Katie for the 1,2,3. The new Middle Class Champ then begins to beat the crap out of her. He then goes to the top rope and dose the Flying Mustawsh and then leaves.

*Backstage* William is backstage on the phone saying, "tonight when you and I beat 'The Adkins Duo'' It won't Be a Bad thing, it will be a GOOD thing. Are you ready Sanchezz." "William this is Les I don't Know what your talking about, but I do know we're going TO KICK SOME Aaa....." The phone goes dead and William says "Okay, I guess After we beat them we can kick the first letter in the alphabet, Hello? Hello? Well the phone going dead IS a bad thing.

Our next match is Andy Griffith vs. Jerry for the Hardcore Championship. *FIGHT* Jerry is acting like he's the greatest ever then Andy throws a chain at Jerry that hits him in the leg. Then out of nowhere June comes down and Punches Andy and then dose his finisher the Crazily Cursing Crossbody and went for the pin [due to the fact the title is on the line 24/7 and can be won by anyone] he got a 2 count when it was broken up by George who whacks him with a Ball bat. Then he turned June over for a 2 count but Andy broke it up, left the ring and took the ref with him and went into Junes house were Ruby was asleep. Andy then put a hand on her Shoulder and the ref counted 1,2, and then Spike, thinking they were hurting Ruby, Bit Andy in the face making Ruby wake up and pin Andy for the 1,2,3.The new Hardcore Champ Ruby

*Backstage* Beth is backstage saying "I can't believe I lost to a Fish. Wait I know I'll go after the hardcore championship CLANG CLANG CLANG Or maybe I'll Lock my doors and windows and prank call people." Now our very own interviewer Kevin Kelly is with "The Mortally Mean Minister" Charles. Let's See What Kevin Says "Well Charles I..." "That's Minister Charles to you Pal" "okay Minister Charles, Why would you attack your own Dad and for that matter why would you Challenge him in a title unification match" "Well Kelly your about as Stupid as my cousin who dose impressions of George W. and Geroldo. It makes Perfect sense. Seeing that I'm the greatest person to grace a wrestling ring I have nothing to lose." "Well actual you could lose the Junior belt and the chance to be the first Undisputed BHB Champion." "Kevin Kelly you fat, stupid, insignificant little peon, I am the Living Legend, the Icon, and soon to be the first Undisputed BHB Champion. Now go far enough away from me to were I can't smell your horrendous stench." "Back to you Coach." *Backstage* "Oh it's True it's dang SKIPPY True." "Hey you know what William, You are TRUEly stupid" "Yeah sure but that's not a BAD thing that's a GOOD thing, come on let's go"

Next match is William and Les vs The Adkins Duo *FIGHT* William starts out with a hole lot of runing around in circles, gets real dizzy, and says something about AC/DC. He falls down from getting dizzy so Terry pins him. But thankfully for him Les came in and beat the crap out of Terry and then decked Linda who was standing on the outside. Then Les executes his Finisher The Wrong Number Slam on Terry for the 1,2,3.

Now it's time for the main event of the evening LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEET'SS GET READY TO MMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLE!!! *FIGHT* There is Garry walking from his house to the ring when he was hit by Charles with a toilet seat. He then throws him into William's mailbox. After kicking the crap out of him he rammed his face into a basketball pole. Then he tried to choke him with a garden hose but was met with a boot to the face by Garry. They then started to exchange blows as they walked to the hill as they were punching each other not realizing how near they were to the edge of the hill. Then Garry speared Charles sending both of them tumbling over the hill, then Garry got into one of Les' cars, threw Charles in it and drove to the end of Charles' Drive way. Garry Kicked him out and began to Kick him more. Then Charles ran to June's building Garry followed but was met with a 2x4 breaking over his head. Then "The Mortally Mean One" took Garry to the old house behind of June's house. They began to fight when Charles power bombed Garry through the front door. As they got inside Charles threw Garry towards the steps leading upstairs and he went right through them. As the dust settled from the impact Charles walked over to Garry and pinned him for the 1,2, kick out. With Charles in disbelief Garry kicked him in the stomach and threw him to the top floor. Garry then climbed up after him. Charles was on his feet as they traded punches. Then Charles, with a head of steam, charged at Garry as the floor started to give way. When he got to him Garry ducked sending Charlie strait through the upstairs window, but as Garry fell on the floor from the momentum of the backdrop, he went through the floor. Amazingly after about 10 minutes they both got up around the same time Charles staggered towards Garry and hit with a tree limb that was laying close by. He then put him in a buggy connected to a lawn mower and drove it up behind "The Adkins Duo's" house. Garry jumped out of the buggy right before they got completely there so he ran up and hit Charles from behind knocking him off the lawn mower which came to a stop when it hit a tree. Garry then threw Charles into a tree. Then Garry pushed Charles on to an electric fence. Garry thought he had this match won but the fence wasn't on. So Charles was waiting for Garry to turn around to do his non- arial version of the Burning Sensation when he was kicked in the leg by, Lady, the horse that the fence was keeping containing. Garry turned around as Charles fell. He caught him as he fell and did the Possum Stomper and pinned for the 1,2......3. The first BHB Champion is Garry.

I'm the Coach and I'll see you AS ALWAYS next week. Peace.

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