Good evening I'm your host 'The Coach' and we have such a main event for you tonight. This match being fought in the 'old house section' for the Undisputed BHB Championship. The Champ Garry going one on one with Andy Griffith. Plus a match that is so violent so bloody that it will not be for the weak at heart when Thomas goes one on one with an out of the family competitor Justin. Also "Mortally Mean Minister" Charles is in the house and who knows what mood he is in tonight.

First Match Thomas vs. Justin for the Middle Class Belt in a hunting showdown. Now due to the lack of brightness between these two, we have them using pellet guns. The person who shoots the most animals wins. *FIGHT* Thomas Could care less about shooting the most animals at the start of the match, so instead he hits Justin in the back of the head with the gun and shoots him in the leg. Then Thomas Hits Justin with the Diago Neck Breaker and shot him in the other leg. Then Thomas stood there saying: "Sticker Sticker Sticker Sticker" a lot until the time ran out. Your winner Thomas because shooting Justin counted as a shot.

*Backstage* William is talking on the Phone. "Yeh Oh it's true Andy it's dang skippy true. Oh and Mr. Griffith that's not a Bad thing That's A GOOD thing." "William this is Les and I heard everything you said, are you really gonna do that." " Me going through with it, I give it an OH HEY YEA!"

Well I have no clue what that was about, but I do know ruby is about to defend the Hardcore championship against June. *FIGHT* June runs out and tries to take down Ruby, but with extremely scary strength that now one on earth has ever seen, Ruby got mad and gave June the Ruby Effect. The reason being is because Ruby had saved up all her anger and finally used on the Big DDT. Ruby covers June for the 1,2.... Kick out. June then gets something out from under the ring. He gets back in the ring and breaks his spit can over Ruby's head. June then pins Ruby for the 1,2,...3. But wait what's this, George and P.J. are coming to the ring with a sledgehammer. While June has his back turned, PJ and George hit June with the Hammer as hard as they could. Then PJ went for the Pin but was Hit in the back of the head with the hammer by George who pins June for the three count. Then William runs down and executes the Olympic Slam to George for the 3 count. William begins to walk backstage, as he reaches the Entrance to backstage he is greeted by the Testify! by 'The Mortally Mean Minister' Charles and pins William for the 1,2,..3. 'The Mean One' then runs away as Les comes out to help his injured Tag partner. Your new Hardcore Champ 'The Mortally Mean Minister' Charles.

Our next fight is an extended family match when Bruce Adams, the book loving Uncle of William and The brother of Bill, goes one with Chris Crawford, the unpredictable Uncle of Thomas and Katie. *FIGHT* Bruce is actually reading on his way to the ring. Chris is waiting for him in the ring. Then as Bruce comes to the ring, Bruce attacks Chris from behind. Yes, I know that may sound stupid but it's really happening. Due to Bruce's Intelligence he rigged a Camera, Mirror, and a laser beam to make it look like he was there. Then Bruce grabbed a book, which he had brought with him as he ambushed Chris from behind, and hit Chris with it knocking him Cold! Bruce pinned him for the 1, 2, .........3. Then Bruce reveals how he cut a hole through the pages of the book, big enough for him to put a brick in. Your clever winner Bruce

Now it's time for our main event. LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEETTSSS GET READY TO MMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBBLLLLLE!!!!! *FIGHT*Andy is already in the old house as Garry enters. As he gets to the top floor, were he is in the room next to were Andy is, he is whacked by a 2x4 by Les, Then Andy comes to him and gives him a DDT. Garry then gives both Les and Andy a low Blow, throwing Les to the floor below. As Garry stands up he is double clothesline by Terry and William. Andy gets up and gives Garry the Matlock Bombas Les crawls to the top floor. Then Andy Pins Garry for the 1,2............3! Then William gives the other three T-shirts and music plays, and we see a new BHB champ and the formation of the nWo!

I'm the Coach, Peace!