AN: Sorry it took me so long to get this chapter out. I've had writer's
block. Had to re-upload. Plague of headaches. Blah, blah, blah. this
chapter is the worst I've written so far. Sorry bout that.
Disclaimer: I don't own ZIM!!!
For those of you who just tuned in: In the last chapter, Zim overheard some preteen preps talking about getting a present from the Unlimited To. So, needing to get a birthday present for Keef, he decides to go to the Unlimited To. What terrors await him there? Will Gir get his coffee in this chapter? Read!
Zim: (is looking on the map) Let's see. if I am here, and the Unlimited To is there, then I should goooo.
Gir: Master! I want my coffee nooooooow!
Zim: No! We need to go up the stairs and to the left, three shops down, round the corner, turn right, and we're there.
Gir: (latches onto Zim's foot) NOOOOO! Have. to. get. coffee. first!
Zim: The faster we get there, the sooner we get.
(Zim is cut off when Gir turns on his rocket booster things, gets under Zim, and blasts off.)
Zim: Great idea Gir! (leans forward and grabs onto Gir's ears.) (AN: They're in their disguises, let me let you know.)
Gir: Aww.. It's nothin.
(The two fly through the 'maul', over people who just won't get out of the way. Those people's heads catch on fire. Anyway, the two glide through the 'maul', up the stairs and to the left, three shops down, round the corner, turn right, and they are there, in front of the Unlimited To.)
Zim: We're here!
Gir: NO! There's no taquitos here!
Zim: I thought you wanted coffee.
Gir: NO! My taquitos!
Zim: Alright, we'll get you your mongoose-snack-tacos *after* we get the present.
Gir: Praise you oh supreme master of Earth and cheese!
Zim: Uhhh. yeah. Let's go Gir!
(So the two walk into the Unlimited To, only to find LOTS of preppy cheerleaders, popular girl, and just plain preps. THE HORROR! There is techno-pop music playing, and tons of pink. Lots and LOTS of pink.)
Zim: WHY THE PINK! TOO MUCH PINK! IT BURNS!
Gir: HEE! Make-up!
(Unfortunately, Gir spots the make-up display. Just think about Limited Too. Lots of glitter, hair accessories, jewelry. [I've had to go in there to get presents for my 'friends'] ugh, what else do they have there?)
Gir: (Uses his rocket boosters to blast over to the make-up area, but evidently burns a few preps [yay!], some cheerleaders [10 point bonus!], and a cashier/restocker/employee person [20 points!]. Also, when he gets to the actual display, he knocks that over too.) MAKE-UP! I LUUUUUUUV YOU! (He eats a couple of lip gloss containers, squirts a tube of sparkles on his tongue, and clips some of the hair extensions onto his ears.)
Zim: GIR! Stop that! GIR! Are you listening to me? GIR!
(Gir is too busy munching on some best friend necklaces. He suddenly sees the remaining cashier is sipping on a Moondoe's coffee.)
Gir: (In a transe-like state) Cooooffeeeeeeee. (end trance-like state) COFFEE! (Grabs the cashier's leg)
Cashier: I'm sorry, sir, there are no dogs, servants, goths, punks, boys, men, women, children, robots, cats, fish, mooses, or cheese allowed in this store.
Zim: Fine! I will use your birthday present purchasing facilities, then I will be on my way.
(A happy employee comes hopping out of the back room)
Employee: Well, my goodness me! What a mess! Ooh, and who are you little boy?
Zim: I am ZIM! Bow down before me! Bow down NOW!
(AN: I picked this random spot randomly. If you would like to be in my next Fanfic, "A Very Jhonen Vacation", read down to the bottom. Back to the story.)
Employee: What a nice little boy. Can I help you?
Zim: I do not require your services, present MONSTER!
Employee: May I recommend this tee and these jeans? (Holds up a bright pink tee shirt with a glitter heart and the Unlimited To emblem. The blue jeans are that faded kind, with the Unlimited To emblem as well.)
Zim: Fine, fine, perfect! I will be going now with this outfit.
Employee to cashier: Ring this up for this little boy. (puts the outfit on the counter, and walks into the back room.)
Cashier: That'll be $120 please.
Zim: WHAT?! (AN: That's happened to me before.)
Gir: (is poking the cashier behind the counter) Can I have my coffee now?
Cashier: Ew! Get away!
Zim: GIR! Go get me $120!
Gir: (Eyes go red) YES SIR! (runs off into the maul.)
(Suddenly, a girl about 22 walks in. She's wearing a black trenchcoat, and has something shiny in her hand.) (AN: SHINY!)
Girl to cashier: Hello, I was interested in buying something black. Not pink. (Grins evilly)
Cashier: Go away, this is not the place for you.
Girl: (One eye twitches) Excuse me, did I hear you say 'go away'?
Cashier: Congratulations, you can hear.
Girl: Why don't we discuss some things in the back room, shall we. I'm interested in spending $500.
Cashier: (Eyes light up) OOOKAY! Lets go to the back room.
(The two walk together in the back room. Suddenly, the cashier screams, a thud is heard, and the girl starts laughing maniacally. The girl walks out after laughing for about a minute or so.)
Girl: (Wipes off her trenchcoat) Ah, another prep down.
Zim: Who are YOU?
Girl: I'm Serina, and I suggest you take your stuff, before one of them comes out or security arrives.
Zim: Uhhh, thanks Serina.
Serina: If you ever need help with a prep, call me. Bye! (Walks out proudly.) (AN: Call Serina for all your pest problems. She sells churros, too!)
Gir: (Rushes in, with his hands full of money, and coffee.) GOT THE MONEY! (Throws it on the counter.)
Zim: Good, I'm ready for this nightmare to be over.
(The two walk out into the maul.)
Zim: So, Gir, now you have your coffee, and I have Keef's birthday present, we can go back to our base and plan Earth's demise.
Gir: But. but I'm hungry!
Zim: Gir, no! We can't eat here! This is a place to buy. stuff, not eat!
(Lenore jumps down from. somewhere near the ceiling. I dunno. I'm tired.)
Lenore: Yes it is! Go to the food court! (Lenore walks away)
Zim: Well. that was strange. Gir? Gir, where are you?
(Zim cannot find Gir. Where is he? AGGGGGHHH! WHERE IS GIR?)
THE END (Of this chapter)
AN: AT LAST! This chapter is finished. Sorry if it's a little short. But, here's some things to look forward to:
Zim and Gir go to the Food Court
Gir wreaks havoc on more preps and pop stars!!!
Not much, but it will be filled with lots of DOOMING!
Reviews would be nice. ^_~ My eyes burn really badly. I've been staring at this computer for three hours now. I need to lie down. You've read my story, while I've sat here for three hours in pain, and you aren't even considering reviewing? Curse you.
PS: BIGGY thanks to Serina B for helping with this, and being nice enough to let me use her character.
PPS: I'm doing a new story, called A Very Jhonen Vacation, in which I am allowing 13 cameos (I love the number 13!). It will also include Jhonen Vasquez, who will create new Happy Noodle Boy (dear Lord, no!), Filler Bunny (evil laugh), Todd (AKA Squee) comics. Britney Spears is coming for a special dooming session! Yay! Devi and Nny were not available for my story tho. (
PPPS: GARRRG! I am saying GARRRG! I want to be in A Very Jhonen Vacation! How? HOOOOOOW? Easy, just copy and paste this simple form to a review. I accept signed and anonymous, as long as you have a screen name on FFN. Sorry!
Name: Favorite Jhonen work: E-Mail: Description: Misc. Stuff:
EXAMPLE:
Name: Lenore Favorite Jhonen work: Happy Noodle Boy or ZIM. Can't decide. E-Mail: Summerjag83@AOL.com Description: I wear boots, an electric blue tank top, and jeans. I have blonde pigtails, but I dyed the ends electric blue. Misc. Stuff:
Explanation for this form:
Name: (so I know what to call you) Favorite Jhonen work: (Just for fun. No reason, really.) E-Mail: (So I can contact you to make this a better story. I will not tell ANYONE your e-mail. Promise.) Description: (It will help paint a picture in the reader's mind. That's what my reading teacher says, anyways.) Misc. Stuff: (Sometimes, there's just stuff you need to tell me that can't be put in the description. Here's where you can.)
Yay! I want you to fill this out. I'll notify you if you didn't make the cut-off. Remember, I'm allowing 13 cameos, and I still have 12 spots open. Thanks!
_-~^*^~-_Lost Lenore_-~^*^~-_
Disclaimer: I don't own ZIM!!!
For those of you who just tuned in: In the last chapter, Zim overheard some preteen preps talking about getting a present from the Unlimited To. So, needing to get a birthday present for Keef, he decides to go to the Unlimited To. What terrors await him there? Will Gir get his coffee in this chapter? Read!
Zim: (is looking on the map) Let's see. if I am here, and the Unlimited To is there, then I should goooo.
Gir: Master! I want my coffee nooooooow!
Zim: No! We need to go up the stairs and to the left, three shops down, round the corner, turn right, and we're there.
Gir: (latches onto Zim's foot) NOOOOO! Have. to. get. coffee. first!
Zim: The faster we get there, the sooner we get.
(Zim is cut off when Gir turns on his rocket booster things, gets under Zim, and blasts off.)
Zim: Great idea Gir! (leans forward and grabs onto Gir's ears.) (AN: They're in their disguises, let me let you know.)
Gir: Aww.. It's nothin.
(The two fly through the 'maul', over people who just won't get out of the way. Those people's heads catch on fire. Anyway, the two glide through the 'maul', up the stairs and to the left, three shops down, round the corner, turn right, and they are there, in front of the Unlimited To.)
Zim: We're here!
Gir: NO! There's no taquitos here!
Zim: I thought you wanted coffee.
Gir: NO! My taquitos!
Zim: Alright, we'll get you your mongoose-snack-tacos *after* we get the present.
Gir: Praise you oh supreme master of Earth and cheese!
Zim: Uhhh. yeah. Let's go Gir!
(So the two walk into the Unlimited To, only to find LOTS of preppy cheerleaders, popular girl, and just plain preps. THE HORROR! There is techno-pop music playing, and tons of pink. Lots and LOTS of pink.)
Zim: WHY THE PINK! TOO MUCH PINK! IT BURNS!
Gir: HEE! Make-up!
(Unfortunately, Gir spots the make-up display. Just think about Limited Too. Lots of glitter, hair accessories, jewelry. [I've had to go in there to get presents for my 'friends'] ugh, what else do they have there?)
Gir: (Uses his rocket boosters to blast over to the make-up area, but evidently burns a few preps [yay!], some cheerleaders [10 point bonus!], and a cashier/restocker/employee person [20 points!]. Also, when he gets to the actual display, he knocks that over too.) MAKE-UP! I LUUUUUUUV YOU! (He eats a couple of lip gloss containers, squirts a tube of sparkles on his tongue, and clips some of the hair extensions onto his ears.)
Zim: GIR! Stop that! GIR! Are you listening to me? GIR!
(Gir is too busy munching on some best friend necklaces. He suddenly sees the remaining cashier is sipping on a Moondoe's coffee.)
Gir: (In a transe-like state) Cooooffeeeeeeee. (end trance-like state) COFFEE! (Grabs the cashier's leg)
Cashier: I'm sorry, sir, there are no dogs, servants, goths, punks, boys, men, women, children, robots, cats, fish, mooses, or cheese allowed in this store.
Zim: Fine! I will use your birthday present purchasing facilities, then I will be on my way.
(A happy employee comes hopping out of the back room)
Employee: Well, my goodness me! What a mess! Ooh, and who are you little boy?
Zim: I am ZIM! Bow down before me! Bow down NOW!
(AN: I picked this random spot randomly. If you would like to be in my next Fanfic, "A Very Jhonen Vacation", read down to the bottom. Back to the story.)
Employee: What a nice little boy. Can I help you?
Zim: I do not require your services, present MONSTER!
Employee: May I recommend this tee and these jeans? (Holds up a bright pink tee shirt with a glitter heart and the Unlimited To emblem. The blue jeans are that faded kind, with the Unlimited To emblem as well.)
Zim: Fine, fine, perfect! I will be going now with this outfit.
Employee to cashier: Ring this up for this little boy. (puts the outfit on the counter, and walks into the back room.)
Cashier: That'll be $120 please.
Zim: WHAT?! (AN: That's happened to me before.)
Gir: (is poking the cashier behind the counter) Can I have my coffee now?
Cashier: Ew! Get away!
Zim: GIR! Go get me $120!
Gir: (Eyes go red) YES SIR! (runs off into the maul.)
(Suddenly, a girl about 22 walks in. She's wearing a black trenchcoat, and has something shiny in her hand.) (AN: SHINY!)
Girl to cashier: Hello, I was interested in buying something black. Not pink. (Grins evilly)
Cashier: Go away, this is not the place for you.
Girl: (One eye twitches) Excuse me, did I hear you say 'go away'?
Cashier: Congratulations, you can hear.
Girl: Why don't we discuss some things in the back room, shall we. I'm interested in spending $500.
Cashier: (Eyes light up) OOOKAY! Lets go to the back room.
(The two walk together in the back room. Suddenly, the cashier screams, a thud is heard, and the girl starts laughing maniacally. The girl walks out after laughing for about a minute or so.)
Girl: (Wipes off her trenchcoat) Ah, another prep down.
Zim: Who are YOU?
Girl: I'm Serina, and I suggest you take your stuff, before one of them comes out or security arrives.
Zim: Uhhh, thanks Serina.
Serina: If you ever need help with a prep, call me. Bye! (Walks out proudly.) (AN: Call Serina for all your pest problems. She sells churros, too!)
Gir: (Rushes in, with his hands full of money, and coffee.) GOT THE MONEY! (Throws it on the counter.)
Zim: Good, I'm ready for this nightmare to be over.
(The two walk out into the maul.)
Zim: So, Gir, now you have your coffee, and I have Keef's birthday present, we can go back to our base and plan Earth's demise.
Gir: But. but I'm hungry!
Zim: Gir, no! We can't eat here! This is a place to buy. stuff, not eat!
(Lenore jumps down from. somewhere near the ceiling. I dunno. I'm tired.)
Lenore: Yes it is! Go to the food court! (Lenore walks away)
Zim: Well. that was strange. Gir? Gir, where are you?
(Zim cannot find Gir. Where is he? AGGGGGHHH! WHERE IS GIR?)
THE END (Of this chapter)
AN: AT LAST! This chapter is finished. Sorry if it's a little short. But, here's some things to look forward to:
Zim and Gir go to the Food Court
Gir wreaks havoc on more preps and pop stars!!!
Not much, but it will be filled with lots of DOOMING!
Reviews would be nice. ^_~ My eyes burn really badly. I've been staring at this computer for three hours now. I need to lie down. You've read my story, while I've sat here for three hours in pain, and you aren't even considering reviewing? Curse you.
PS: BIGGY thanks to Serina B for helping with this, and being nice enough to let me use her character.
PPS: I'm doing a new story, called A Very Jhonen Vacation, in which I am allowing 13 cameos (I love the number 13!). It will also include Jhonen Vasquez, who will create new Happy Noodle Boy (dear Lord, no!), Filler Bunny (evil laugh), Todd (AKA Squee) comics. Britney Spears is coming for a special dooming session! Yay! Devi and Nny were not available for my story tho. (
PPPS: GARRRG! I am saying GARRRG! I want to be in A Very Jhonen Vacation! How? HOOOOOOW? Easy, just copy and paste this simple form to a review. I accept signed and anonymous, as long as you have a screen name on FFN. Sorry!
Name: Favorite Jhonen work: E-Mail: Description: Misc. Stuff:
EXAMPLE:
Name: Lenore Favorite Jhonen work: Happy Noodle Boy or ZIM. Can't decide. E-Mail: Summerjag83@AOL.com Description: I wear boots, an electric blue tank top, and jeans. I have blonde pigtails, but I dyed the ends electric blue. Misc. Stuff:
Explanation for this form:
Name: (so I know what to call you) Favorite Jhonen work: (Just for fun. No reason, really.) E-Mail: (So I can contact you to make this a better story. I will not tell ANYONE your e-mail. Promise.) Description: (It will help paint a picture in the reader's mind. That's what my reading teacher says, anyways.) Misc. Stuff: (Sometimes, there's just stuff you need to tell me that can't be put in the description. Here's where you can.)
Yay! I want you to fill this out. I'll notify you if you didn't make the cut-off. Remember, I'm allowing 13 cameos, and I still have 12 spots open. Thanks!
_-~^*^~-_Lost Lenore_-~^*^~-_
