Duo in: Gundam Wonderland
Okay I've been working on this for a long time as a comic book, but I figured why not write it down as a story as well!? So, here goes the disclaimer. Characters are wildly, I mean WILDLY, OOC, some of them are incredibly yaoi and some are quite yuri O_O. This story comes from my inCREDIBLY obsession with Alice in wonderland. So, here goes.
Duo: 'Bout time you quite blabbering.
Duo was resting on top of Deathscythe. Deathscythe decided to take a day off and who is Duo to go against what his partner says? The day was quite hot, and extremely lazy. He took one of his hair ties and broke it so he could play cats cradle. But after about an hour of that he grew tired. He glanced down at the ground and saw something curious.
It was Quatre running along the ground shouting to himself, "KYAAA I'M LAAATE!!!". Quatre usually isn't such a curious sight, if you count out the fact that he's a blonde Arab. But this time Quatre REALLY caught Duo's attention. Mainly for the fact that Quatre had long white bunny ears and a fluffy bunny tail poking out from a green and brown plaid waist coat, with little white running shorts and tennis shoes. Now, there was one thing Duo knew Quatre wasn't. And a bunny it was not.
Duo slid down the elevator pole to the ground. He decided to run after Quatre and see what was the deal with the costume. Maybe Quatre was into cosplay? Not likely, didn't seem like his cup of tea.
Duo chased Quatre, who had not looked back to see the Shinigami chasing him. Chased him right down a hole in the ground. Of course, Duo didn't SEE the whole in the ground. Considering that when Quatre jumped down it, it was a normal rabbit sized hole. When Duo made it to the hole, it expanded to about fifteen yards across at the radius.
Shinigami screamed as he plummeted down the abyss, and flailed his arms and legs as if they could help him in his decent. As he fell down the enormous gape in the earth he glanced at the walls of the hole. The walls were lined with jugs of ice cream. Duo figured since he was sure to die anyway, he'd grab a few jugs and have his last meal. He scooped the ice cream out with his hands completely forgetting that he was falling.
Oh, but did he remember when he hit the ground with a THUDWHAMKABLAM! His ice cream went skittering across the floor. Duo grabbed his head and groaned. Sitting up he rubbed his head and his bottom. But something wasn't right. Both his head and his bottom had a weird silk feeling on them. He looked down. And then he screamed.
Duo's all to favorite priest like clothes were GONE! He'd rather be naked then what he saw he was wearing. He had on a blue dress with a frilly apron over it. Panty hose of striped white and blue. Black little girl slippers with a strap and buckle. A blue bow in his hair. And petticoats to make sure that his dress flounced out to a nice bell shape.
What the HELL happened to my clothes!? the boy thought. This was horrible. He was sure that if Heero or Wufei saw him they'd gut him just for being an embarrassment. He tugged at his braid as he was known to do when he was nervous and scared. His hand trailed down the braid until it came to another horrifying piece of silk. There was another bow tied prettily at the end of his braid. To match the one at the top of his head. This was a sick joke and so, Duo always the rebel, chose to sit and pout.
As he pouted he looked at his surroundings. He was in a dark corner of a long hall with doors on each side. He saw that Quatre was still running down the hall. So Duo hopped to his feet and chased after him. He was surprised at how easy he could move in the dress, considering he'd never wore one before, except in that one Scotch and coke induced dream.
Quatre whipped around a corner, Duo not far behind him, but when Duo turned the corner Quatre was gone. Duo was now in a cul de sac type hall. Doors covering the walls on all sides. Doors of all shapes and styles. He tried to open all the doors, set on the fact that Quatre went through one of these doors. All of them were locked though. Maxwell let out a curse as he looked around the room once again. The way he came in disappeared and was replaced with a new wall covered with a curtain.
He pulled the curtain to the side and there very small on the ground was a tiny door. The door came up to maybe his ankle. He knew he wouldn't be able to fit through the door no matter how thin he squeezed. He looked back into the room and saw a thin glass table. "SHPADOINKLE!" the beautiful one shouted as he noticed a key on the table. He picked it up and opened up the little door. He looked through the door and saw that it led into a passage, that led into a beautiful garden. Duo secretly was a floral fan. When the other fly boys weren't looking he'd always stop and pick up a dandelion and swoon over it. This garden really tickled Duo's fancy and so he pouted again not being able to fit through the door.
He looked back at the table, which had already solved a problem for him, and was giddy when he saw that there was a bottle of Coke on it. The bottle had a little tagged tied to it that read "DRINK ME". Like Duo needed to be told. He popped open the top and chugged at it. His body tingled. He put down the bottle. Then suddenly PWIP! He was about ten inches high. "Holy jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!" he cried. "How in the Hell did that happen!?" His questions were tossed aside as he realized he could now fit in through the door. He skipped over to the door, and faulted. He forgot the key on top of the table!
Duo turned around and tried to climb up the table. He couldn't make it because he kept sliding down the table. He sat down, crossing his arms and pouted. Looking around the bottom of the table he noticed a hamburger lying on a tray on the ground. The tray had a little peice of paper folded into a triangle with "Eat Me" written on it. He picked up the burger and thought, "Well, if it makes me grow larger, then I'll be able to reach the key on top of the table. If it makes me shrink I'll be able to crawl under the door. Either way I'm gonna get into that garden. YES! Brilliant you are Maxwell, BRILLIANT!!"
Biting into the burger, he put one hand over his head to see if he was growing at all. Nothing happened. "Well FINE! I'll eat the whole thing G'dammit!" and that he did. When he had finished the burger he realized that his head was poking into the ceiling. "Oh well, god DAMMIT!"
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Next Chapter: The Pool of Tears
Duo:Hold on wait a minute. Does that mean I'm gonna cry!?
There's nothing wrong with showing emotions.
Duo:But there is if you're a GUY!
You sound like Wufei.
Duo:Owch....
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