Chapter 9
Matt and Jeff smiled as they entered The San Diego Sports Arena. "I'm so glad we're back," Matt said happily. "I know. I guess that means no more jokes," Jeff replied, as Matt rolled his eyes. "Don't even start with that. I'm not getting suspended again," he said, as they walked to their locker room. Once he turned the knob and opened the door, something came pouring down on top of them. From the look and smell of it, they soon realized it was cow manure. "Oh my God!" Matt exclaimed, as he heard laughing from behind him. They both turned around and saw that it was Shaina. "A little of your own medicine," she said, smirking. "Our pranks weren't this bad. This is manure! How could you!" Jeff yelled, as Vince came out of another locker room. "Hey boys. Welcome back," he said, as he and Shaina started laughing.
:: The Hardyz Locker Room ::
"I'm so glad we got that crap off of us before out match. If I would have gone out there like that, I would have died," Matt said, as the door swung open. "Hey guys, what's up?" Stephanie asked happily, as Jeff took off his wrestling boots. "Nothing. Just discussing our very fun encounter with cow manure, thanks to that bitch," he answered sarcastically. "Oh that wasn't Shaina's idea, but I'm glad she did it. No offence, but you two did deserve it," she said, as Matt looked at her confused. "If it wasn't her idea, then whose was it?" he asked, as Stephanie smiled. "My dad. He thought it would be a good payback and not only that, but I got it on video. Blackmail," she answered, laughing. "Come on. We apologized for what we did. I cannot believe she poured that stuff all over us," Jeff said, as Stephanie shrugged. "I thought it was funny, but I obviously can see you don't want to talk about it, so I'll leave. See ya later," she replied, walking out happily. Matt hit his hand against the couch. "This pisses me off," he said, as he raked a hand through his hair. "Well, it pisses me off too. But you do have to admit. We did deserve it," Jeff replied, as Matt nodded. "I guess you're right, but just like she told us, we're never ever going to become friends," he said furiously.
Meanwhile, Shaina was still laughing at what she did. The looks on their faces were priceless. "Poor Matt and Jeff," she said, as she started to laugh even more. "Blackmail, woohoo!" Stephanie yelled, as she ran through the door. "Jesus, don't scare me like that. What are you talking about?" Shaina asked curiously. "I videotaped the whole thing. It was wonderful. Five stars. I give it two thumbs up," Stephanie answered, chuckling. "It was wonderful. Payback is a bitch and now I hope they see how it feels," Shaina said proudly, as she put her hair up into a ponytail. "They do. They were furious when I talked to them. It was hilarious!" Stephanie exclaimed, as she remembered the moment. "Wish I could have been there and I wish I could stay here and talk, but I can't. See you later," Shaina said, as she hugged Stephanie. "Where you going?" she asked, as Shaina shrugged. "I guess to go celebrate. See ya," she answered, as she walked out the door. "Goodbye," Stephanie said, as she watched the door close. She knew Shaina was happy and at that moment, that was all that mattered.
:: Ecstasy Night Club ::
As Shaina walked in, she wasn't at all surprised to see guys asking her if she wanted a drink. That always happened. Guys drooled over her and the truth was, she didn't even think she was that pretty. As she walked to the bar, a brown-haired man approached her. "Hey baby, wanna ride on my stick?" he asked, obviously drunk. "Excuse me?" she asked back, kind of shocked at his question. "I know you do. I was born with it just for you," he answered, as he put his arms around her wait. She pushed him away and sighed. "Look, it's obvious you have had a little too much to drink, so please leave me alone," she said nicely, as he chuckled. "Don't give me that crap. I know you want me. What are you scared that my prick will hurt?" he asked, as he started to unbutton his pants. "Oh my God. Get away from me," she answered, turning around. But before she could leave, he grabbed her. "Hey, I said get off of me!" she exclaimed, as she punched him. He held his face and smiled. "You think that's enough to get rid of me?" he asked, as he started chasing her out the door. Once outside, he caught her and tried to get her shirt off. While in the process, he ripped it off instead. She punched him again, but still it didn't do anything to him. She started to run some more, but soon ran into something, which made her fall down. She quickly realized it wasn't something. It was someone.
Matt and Jeff smiled as they entered The San Diego Sports Arena. "I'm so glad we're back," Matt said happily. "I know. I guess that means no more jokes," Jeff replied, as Matt rolled his eyes. "Don't even start with that. I'm not getting suspended again," he said, as they walked to their locker room. Once he turned the knob and opened the door, something came pouring down on top of them. From the look and smell of it, they soon realized it was cow manure. "Oh my God!" Matt exclaimed, as he heard laughing from behind him. They both turned around and saw that it was Shaina. "A little of your own medicine," she said, smirking. "Our pranks weren't this bad. This is manure! How could you!" Jeff yelled, as Vince came out of another locker room. "Hey boys. Welcome back," he said, as he and Shaina started laughing.
:: The Hardyz Locker Room ::
"I'm so glad we got that crap off of us before out match. If I would have gone out there like that, I would have died," Matt said, as the door swung open. "Hey guys, what's up?" Stephanie asked happily, as Jeff took off his wrestling boots. "Nothing. Just discussing our very fun encounter with cow manure, thanks to that bitch," he answered sarcastically. "Oh that wasn't Shaina's idea, but I'm glad she did it. No offence, but you two did deserve it," she said, as Matt looked at her confused. "If it wasn't her idea, then whose was it?" he asked, as Stephanie smiled. "My dad. He thought it would be a good payback and not only that, but I got it on video. Blackmail," she answered, laughing. "Come on. We apologized for what we did. I cannot believe she poured that stuff all over us," Jeff said, as Stephanie shrugged. "I thought it was funny, but I obviously can see you don't want to talk about it, so I'll leave. See ya later," she replied, walking out happily. Matt hit his hand against the couch. "This pisses me off," he said, as he raked a hand through his hair. "Well, it pisses me off too. But you do have to admit. We did deserve it," Jeff replied, as Matt nodded. "I guess you're right, but just like she told us, we're never ever going to become friends," he said furiously.
Meanwhile, Shaina was still laughing at what she did. The looks on their faces were priceless. "Poor Matt and Jeff," she said, as she started to laugh even more. "Blackmail, woohoo!" Stephanie yelled, as she ran through the door. "Jesus, don't scare me like that. What are you talking about?" Shaina asked curiously. "I videotaped the whole thing. It was wonderful. Five stars. I give it two thumbs up," Stephanie answered, chuckling. "It was wonderful. Payback is a bitch and now I hope they see how it feels," Shaina said proudly, as she put her hair up into a ponytail. "They do. They were furious when I talked to them. It was hilarious!" Stephanie exclaimed, as she remembered the moment. "Wish I could have been there and I wish I could stay here and talk, but I can't. See you later," Shaina said, as she hugged Stephanie. "Where you going?" she asked, as Shaina shrugged. "I guess to go celebrate. See ya," she answered, as she walked out the door. "Goodbye," Stephanie said, as she watched the door close. She knew Shaina was happy and at that moment, that was all that mattered.
:: Ecstasy Night Club ::
As Shaina walked in, she wasn't at all surprised to see guys asking her if she wanted a drink. That always happened. Guys drooled over her and the truth was, she didn't even think she was that pretty. As she walked to the bar, a brown-haired man approached her. "Hey baby, wanna ride on my stick?" he asked, obviously drunk. "Excuse me?" she asked back, kind of shocked at his question. "I know you do. I was born with it just for you," he answered, as he put his arms around her wait. She pushed him away and sighed. "Look, it's obvious you have had a little too much to drink, so please leave me alone," she said nicely, as he chuckled. "Don't give me that crap. I know you want me. What are you scared that my prick will hurt?" he asked, as he started to unbutton his pants. "Oh my God. Get away from me," she answered, turning around. But before she could leave, he grabbed her. "Hey, I said get off of me!" she exclaimed, as she punched him. He held his face and smiled. "You think that's enough to get rid of me?" he asked, as he started chasing her out the door. Once outside, he caught her and tried to get her shirt off. While in the process, he ripped it off instead. She punched him again, but still it didn't do anything to him. She started to run some more, but soon ran into something, which made her fall down. She quickly realized it wasn't something. It was someone.
