-=Super Smash Sonic!=-
[Chapter 3]
Disclaimer:: I do not own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, or Tails. They are © Sonic Team and SEGA. I do, however, own Anja [aka the babysitter]
Author's Notes:: Yes, I know I messed up in chap.1 and wrote Super Smash Bros. Melee. Urg....I think I said that in chap.2...Right?
+Chapter 3+
Stage 1: Hyrule Castle-Link
"Who should go first...?" Shadow asked himself, wanting to select the one who would give the quickest win for this fight. "Ah....Captain Tails!"
Shadow made Captain Tails run up to Link, and he yelled out,"Falcon PUNCH!" and Link flew very, very far away. Sonic and Knuckles cheered Tails on, Anja standing there, observing the incredibly short fight.
Stage 2: Yoshi's Island-Yoshi Team
"Let's fight Yoshi with Yoshi! Go ANJA!" Shadow made Anja kick, punch, and lay eggs and what-not to defeat the 30 Yoshi's, give or take a few.
The last Yoshi was pink, and managed to swallow Anja.
"Get...Me...Outta...Here..." Anja muttered. "It's so cramped in here...Claustrophobia kicking in.."
"Tag team time!" Yelled Shadow, and pressed a button. "Get ready, Knux. Time for you to fall in!"
Knuckles fluttered to the rosy Yoshi, and used the Final Cutter. [or something like that....] "Take that, PINK FREAK OF DOOM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
As Knuckles continued his annoying evil-ish laugh, Anja broke free of the egg shell.
"Thanks for leaving me in this horrific egg shell, little boy."
Stage 3: Sector Z-Fox
"Sonic'll be able to get a speedy victory here." Shadow said while maneuvering the controller with rapid reflexes. His fingers fluttered across the buttons with ease. "Thunder shock! Haha! Take that, Foxie! Ah! Don't shoot! Getofftheshipgetofftheship.....Finish `im off with Thunder! Woooooo!!!!"
Sonic-chu called forth the power of thunder and brought it upon Fox, bringing demise to the brown animal with a gun.
Shadow looked smugly at the TV screen. "Man, I RAWK!"
Bonus Stage: Break the Targets
Sonic-chu hopped around the screen, breaking the targets with little sparks and kicks, and without even falling off of anything, finishing the last one with a flying kick before he fell to an eternal hole of nothingness beneath him.
Stage 4: Mushroon Castle-Mario & Luigi
"Which two would make a good team...? Sonic needs a bit of rest, so....Captain Tails and Anjoshi!"
-=Inside the TV=-
"Y'know, I wish Shadow'd stop calling us by those stupid names...I mean come on! Sonic-chu? Anjoshi? Captain Tails? Most importantly, Knux-irby?" Knuckles ranted.
Anja managed to huff out during the battle, "I...Dunno...I kinda...Think it's...*pant*..Cute..."
"Only you....*punch*...Would say....*kick*..That...'Anjoshi'..." Tails said as he kicked Mario off the stage.
"Be quiet, *lays egg* Captain MILES!"
"You did NOT just call me that."
"I just did, Miles."
"Who told you?"
"Sonic."
"Grr.."
Stage 5: Saffron City-Pikachu
"I'll handle this!" Sonic yelled, Shadow making him careen into the yellow rodent.
The Pikachu had speed to match Sonic, being on Hard level. It bit Sonic's...Er....Tail....Even though in the normal game it couldn't have.
"That's it! That Pikachu's in for a Sonic Spin Dash!" He yelled. He wanted that Pikachu to pay for biting his short, blue tail.
-=Outside the TV=-
Shadow's arms were flailing around as he moved the controller along with the moves he was having Sonic do. His hands were a bit sweaty.
"Eww....I gotta change the control and wash my hands..." [he didn't have his gloves on]
He paused it, and Sonic was stuck in motion.
"I can't stay like this forever!" Sonic exclaimed, sweating, limbs starting to become numb.
-=In the Bathroom=-
Shadow pulled the booster step near the sink, so he could wash his hands. He grabbed the soap, which was incredibly slippery, and flew around the room. "Uh oh..."He stepped off of the stool to get the soap, but ended up slipping on it.
Tears welled up in the black hedgehog's eyes, for the second time that day. He sniffled, and got up.
"My butt hurts..." He said, rubbing his sore tushie. [^^;;]
He stepped up again, and washed his hands again, this time with a convenient little liquid soap that just happened to be there.
-=In the Game=-
"AUUUGGHH!! THE PAIN!!!!" Sonic cried as he was very much frozen on the spot.
"STUPID SHADOW!!!!!!!!"
-=Back to Shadow...=-
Shadow had finally gotten back from the bathroom, and replaced the sweaty control with another one.
"Alrighty...Back to the battle!"
"Thanks a lot Shadow. My muscles are sore now from staying in a kicking pose for, like, 10 minutes."
Shadow went back to rapid action on the controller, fingers touching the buttons with hypersonic speed.
"Stupid Pikachu, stop dodging...." When he finally yelled out, "FINISH HIM OFF WITH A HEADBUTT!!!" and sent Sonic flying into Pikachu, who flew off screen, nowhere to be found.
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Meh....I know, it took me longer to get this chapter up. It woulda been up sooner, but I wasn't home the rest of the week.
Anyway, the next chapter will begin with Stage Six. `Til next time!
[Chapter 3]
Disclaimer:: I do not own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, or Tails. They are © Sonic Team and SEGA. I do, however, own Anja [aka the babysitter]
Author's Notes:: Yes, I know I messed up in chap.1 and wrote Super Smash Bros. Melee. Urg....I think I said that in chap.2...Right?
+Chapter 3+
Stage 1: Hyrule Castle-Link
"Who should go first...?" Shadow asked himself, wanting to select the one who would give the quickest win for this fight. "Ah....Captain Tails!"
Shadow made Captain Tails run up to Link, and he yelled out,"Falcon PUNCH!" and Link flew very, very far away. Sonic and Knuckles cheered Tails on, Anja standing there, observing the incredibly short fight.
Stage 2: Yoshi's Island-Yoshi Team
"Let's fight Yoshi with Yoshi! Go ANJA!" Shadow made Anja kick, punch, and lay eggs and what-not to defeat the 30 Yoshi's, give or take a few.
The last Yoshi was pink, and managed to swallow Anja.
"Get...Me...Outta...Here..." Anja muttered. "It's so cramped in here...Claustrophobia kicking in.."
"Tag team time!" Yelled Shadow, and pressed a button. "Get ready, Knux. Time for you to fall in!"
Knuckles fluttered to the rosy Yoshi, and used the Final Cutter. [or something like that....] "Take that, PINK FREAK OF DOOM! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
As Knuckles continued his annoying evil-ish laugh, Anja broke free of the egg shell.
"Thanks for leaving me in this horrific egg shell, little boy."
Stage 3: Sector Z-Fox
"Sonic'll be able to get a speedy victory here." Shadow said while maneuvering the controller with rapid reflexes. His fingers fluttered across the buttons with ease. "Thunder shock! Haha! Take that, Foxie! Ah! Don't shoot! Getofftheshipgetofftheship.....Finish `im off with Thunder! Woooooo!!!!"
Sonic-chu called forth the power of thunder and brought it upon Fox, bringing demise to the brown animal with a gun.
Shadow looked smugly at the TV screen. "Man, I RAWK!"
Bonus Stage: Break the Targets
Sonic-chu hopped around the screen, breaking the targets with little sparks and kicks, and without even falling off of anything, finishing the last one with a flying kick before he fell to an eternal hole of nothingness beneath him.
Stage 4: Mushroon Castle-Mario & Luigi
"Which two would make a good team...? Sonic needs a bit of rest, so....Captain Tails and Anjoshi!"
-=Inside the TV=-
"Y'know, I wish Shadow'd stop calling us by those stupid names...I mean come on! Sonic-chu? Anjoshi? Captain Tails? Most importantly, Knux-irby?" Knuckles ranted.
Anja managed to huff out during the battle, "I...Dunno...I kinda...Think it's...*pant*..Cute..."
"Only you....*punch*...Would say....*kick*..That...'Anjoshi'..." Tails said as he kicked Mario off the stage.
"Be quiet, *lays egg* Captain MILES!"
"You did NOT just call me that."
"I just did, Miles."
"Who told you?"
"Sonic."
"Grr.."
Stage 5: Saffron City-Pikachu
"I'll handle this!" Sonic yelled, Shadow making him careen into the yellow rodent.
The Pikachu had speed to match Sonic, being on Hard level. It bit Sonic's...Er....Tail....Even though in the normal game it couldn't have.
"That's it! That Pikachu's in for a Sonic Spin Dash!" He yelled. He wanted that Pikachu to pay for biting his short, blue tail.
-=Outside the TV=-
Shadow's arms were flailing around as he moved the controller along with the moves he was having Sonic do. His hands were a bit sweaty.
"Eww....I gotta change the control and wash my hands..." [he didn't have his gloves on]
He paused it, and Sonic was stuck in motion.
"I can't stay like this forever!" Sonic exclaimed, sweating, limbs starting to become numb.
-=In the Bathroom=-
Shadow pulled the booster step near the sink, so he could wash his hands. He grabbed the soap, which was incredibly slippery, and flew around the room. "Uh oh..."He stepped off of the stool to get the soap, but ended up slipping on it.
Tears welled up in the black hedgehog's eyes, for the second time that day. He sniffled, and got up.
"My butt hurts..." He said, rubbing his sore tushie. [^^;;]
He stepped up again, and washed his hands again, this time with a convenient little liquid soap that just happened to be there.
-=In the Game=-
"AUUUGGHH!! THE PAIN!!!!" Sonic cried as he was very much frozen on the spot.
"STUPID SHADOW!!!!!!!!"
-=Back to Shadow...=-
Shadow had finally gotten back from the bathroom, and replaced the sweaty control with another one.
"Alrighty...Back to the battle!"
"Thanks a lot Shadow. My muscles are sore now from staying in a kicking pose for, like, 10 minutes."
Shadow went back to rapid action on the controller, fingers touching the buttons with hypersonic speed.
"Stupid Pikachu, stop dodging...." When he finally yelled out, "FINISH HIM OFF WITH A HEADBUTT!!!" and sent Sonic flying into Pikachu, who flew off screen, nowhere to be found.
-=-=-=-=-
Meh....I know, it took me longer to get this chapter up. It woulda been up sooner, but I wasn't home the rest of the week.
Anyway, the next chapter will begin with Stage Six. `Til next time!
