-=Super Smash Sonic=-
[Chapter 4]
Disclaimer:: Sonic & Co. are © Sonic Team & SEGA. I do not own Cheetos, either. I own Anja. The Super Smash Bros. characters are © Nintendo.
Author's Notes:: I finally got my hands on 'Sonic Adventure 2: Official Soundtrack' and I am extremely happy now. YAAYYY!! And if random lyrics pop up, don't mind `em. Oh well, here's the next chapter! [I also learned there were only 18 Yoshis]
Stage 6: Congo Jungle-Giant Donkey Kong
'Hn....I'm going to have to use Tails, Knuckles and Anja. But who should I control? I can only control one character at a time, so who....' Shadow thought, and dug his hand into the bag of Cheetos Cheese Puffs. 'Man, I wish Sonic didn't get tired from that fight...But, it's real now, in a way. They get tired, and need to rest for a whole fight to get better. At least, they get extra lives in the game. That woulda been scary if someone got lost in da game forever....But, back to my problem....'
§ In the Game §
Knuckles tapped his foot impatiently, and yelled, "HURRY UP SHADOW!! We don't have all the time in the world, y'know. Just pick someone already!"
"Save your breath, Knuckles." Anja said. "I don't think he can hear us, anyway."
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
"Akchoowalee, ay can hear ya shumtims." Shadow mumbled, his mouth full of the orange junkfood.
"AHA! I'll use Knuckles!"
§ In the Game §
"FINALLY!" Knuckles exclaimed. "After all that time, he finally chose, and he chose me! I hope I don't fall off..." He looked over the edge of the stage.
"Aw, ya dun hafta worry `bout anything, Knuckles. Shadow's really good. None of us have fallen of the stage yet."
*rumblerumble*
The whole stage shook as Giant Donkey Kong dropped onto the scene. Tails, Knuckles, and Anja fell over as the humongous ape fell onto the stage.
"We are SO gonna die." Anja muttered.
"Naw.Shadow's knows this game so well, he could beat `im with his eyes closed! He would neva' let us down when it comes to video games." Sonic yelled so they could hear him from all the way at the bottom of the screen.
"3.2.1.GO!"
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
".I can't believe I made Knuckles a Kirby.I shoulda made `im something more powerful. But it's so funny!" He stuffed more Cheeto-Puffs in his mouth with his left hand, using his right hand to control Knuckles.
As he brushed crumbs off of his fur and face, he accidentally dropped the control, causing Knuckles to go out of control, and getting him knocked off the stage, but falling into the barrel underneath the stage, saving him from a certain sort-of death.
§ In the Game §
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Knuckles screamed as he fell, until the fall was cut short when he fell into the barrel, and was shot upward, leaping back onto the stage.
Knuckles glared at Shadow, his look saying, 'I'm gonna kill ya when we get outta here.'
While he was glaring, he didn't notice Tails was heading straight for him, and WHAM!
"Ouchie....Why didn't you dodge?"
"Shadow dropped the controller and it's like I'm stuck!"
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
The black hedgehog winced as he saw Tails slam into Knuckles. "Ouch, that's gotta hurt.OMG! I forgot! Why am I just staring at the fight when I'm s`possed to be helping?!"
He picked the control off of the carpeted floor, and began pressing all the buttons, making multiple combos and pulling off many other moves. His ruby eyes did not blink, did not miss a second of action.
"Perfect!" Shadow exclaimed. Giant Donkey Kong was near the edge. He made Knuckles dash to him and.
§ In the Game §
Knuckles raced to Giant Donkey Kong, who was on the brink of falling.
"Lemme help ya. HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!" Knuckles cried out the top of his lungs, and sent the monsterously-sized ape flying, until he flew so far out, that he 'exploded.'
Sonic, Tails, and Anja began cheering about, picking up Knuckles....Until he disappeared, and had to play 'Board the Platforms.'
Sonic blinked, and said, "Shadow hates 'Board the Platforms' in Kirby's stage. He can never get the last one."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
They looked down, Knuckles fell off. They looked above their heads, and saw huge letters that said "Failure" on it.
"I told`ja."
¤ To Shadow ¤
Shadow was trying to fly to the last platform. "C`mon.Almost there, we're almost there." He saw Knuckles' body falling. ".I can never make that last platform." He muttered, digging his hand in the Cheetos-Puffs bag, then pulled it out. "Looks like ate`em all..."
Stage 7: Dream Land-Kirby Team Vs. 8
Shadow smirked as he thought. Kirbies [o.0 stupid plurals] were easy to beat to him; kick them hard and they fly off the stage. He decided to use 'Captain Miles,' to ensure a quick-n'-easy battle.
Within less than two minutes, he had punched, and kicked all eight Kirbies off the stage before nearly dying, as he had fallen off when he jump-kicked the last one off.
Stage 8: Planet Zebes-Samus Aran
§ In the Game §
Tails found he was picked to fight again. He wasn't tired from the last fight. Too easy. His blue eyes, shieded by the 'windshield' on the helmet, saw a huge bomb of energy headed his way. He manipulated his tails to fly above the enormous ball.
"Wow...Lookit this place!" He looked down, seeing the firey planet below. It looked ready to explode. "It's so hot.How can that Samus guy actually fight here?" He wondered aloud.
Samus appeared in front of the young kitsune, startling him. "Actually, I'm a female."
"Sa-sa sorrrryyyyy..." He said. Then, he realized Samus was looking the other way.
'Aren't we s`possed to be fighting.? Well, she's off guard now.So.'
He quickly got up, and yelled, "FALCON PUNCH!" sending Samus off the top platform. The planet beneath them was erupting, lava-ish liquid spewing upward. Samus fell into it, and was shot upward.
"GAME SET!" appeared over Tails, who was posed in a fighting stance still.
Stage 9: Metal Mario [what's his stage's name?]
Anja was ready. Metal Mario dropped onto the stage. His silvery body shone.Very shin-ily.[er.right.]
Anja smiled at him warmly, trying out a made-up attack. Shadow didn't have complete control over her actions like Tails or Knuckles. She and Sonic could control themselves if Shadow ever dropped the control on them.
"Fake-ish Flirting attack ready." She smiled at Metal Mario. She poked him on the chest, causing him to sort of blush.Well, about as well as a metallic-bodied Mario could.
¤ To Shadow ¤
"What's she doing to Metal Mario?" He asked, ruby eyes filled with curiousity. Shadow couldn't understand the nature of the 'attack.' The eight-year-old hedgehog then saw Anja bend down and give Metal Mario a quick kiss on the cheek.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" He yelled. "That's GROOOOOOSSSS!!!! ICKY!!"
§ In the Game §
Sonic, Knuckles and Tails were watching Anja as well. They watched curiously as she sweet-talked him to death, and gave pretend suggestive looks at him. She batted her eyelashes at him, then...
*smooch*
"Yuck!" Sonic exclaimed, turning away in disgust.
"That's so nasty!" Knuckles covered his face with two large, oversized hands.
Tails blinked in curiousity. "Was she trying to eat him?"
Metal Mario turned red, and rocketed into outer space, screaming, "YOU-A ARE-A THE PRETTIEST-A GIRL-A I-A EVER MET~!"
"GAMESET!"
Anja was wiping her mouth off with the back of her hand. "Eww..." She mumbled. "Shouldn't have done that."
Suddenly, she was transported to 'Race to the Finish!' She raced through the fifth floor easily. In the fourth floor, she kept on falling and jumping upon the bombs, making her slow down. On the third floor, she managed to make it through the bumpers, but not without running into a few. She was then ambused on the second floor, kicking away the polygons. Finally, she reached the first floor, with another polygon coming up behind, but she made it on time.
She wiped the sweat off her forehead. It was hot, running around in the costume, not to mention she was shrunk down to FIT in the costume! The short legs did not suit her well, and made it harder.
Stage 10: Fighting Polygon Team vs.30
Sonic was ready to fight.
'This'll be easy!' He smirked as he thought. 'The Fighting Polygon Team barely even fights! All I have to do is pull off thirty jump kicks and they're out.'
Three polygons were coming his way at the same time, but something was different.They seemed a lot more advanced than the ones that normally fight. They were faster, stronger.They actually managed to add damage to him, but he was able to dodge most of them with his speed. He kicked away another three, until it got down to him and the last one, a Polygon Mario. The dwarf-ish sized, geometric shape dove for him, but Sonic-chu side- stepped, and the Polygon Mario found himself in a free-fall to 'death.'
Sonic gave a victory sign, and exclaimed,"Yosh'!!" *
"Wow! I can't believe that we made it all the way to the final round!" Anja was very, very happy, bouncing about the stage. "I can finally be rid of this ridiculously short-legged body!"
"Yayyy!! Sonic, you're the best!" Tails smiled.
"Hey, hey, no need to give me all the credit! Shadow's doing all the work, remember?" Sonic pointed out, reminding everyone of Shadow.
Knuckles said,"Oh yeah! I totally forgot about `im!"
"Have you forgotten me as well?" A voice boomed from above.
Knuckles scratched his head in confusion. "Waz your name again? Mister Glove? .Something like dat."
Master Hand was angry, and they could tell by his tone of voice. "What?! YOU FORGOT MY NAME?!?! IT'S MASTER HAND, NOT MISTER GLOVE!!!! GET IT RIGHT, ECHIDNA-KIRBY!"
Little Knuckles was really fed up with hearing the humongous glove's loud voice. "Y'know, your really askin' for it!"
Ignoring Knuckles, he turned to Sonic, Tails, and Anja. "I will bring in your little control tower friend that lives outside the game screen."
Anja raised a slender eyebrow."How do you do that, anyway? You're just a made up, pretend character inside a game."
"You people bought a special virtual-reality prototype of the game that wasn't supposed to be released, but was accidentaly lost in the production and got mixed with another."
"Uh.What's that s`possed to mean?" Sonic asked, once again finding himself confused.
"To put it simply, little blue hedgehog, it means that this is a reject project that got mixed up with another!" Master Hand yelled at him.
Sonic shouted back at him,"I have a name, y`know. They call me SONIC!"
Master Hand wasn't paying attention anymore. He did a whole bunch of weird movements, and finally finished.
¤ To Shadow ¤
"ACK!" Shadow yelped as he found himself getting sucked into the T.V. "What the heck ish goin' on?!"
He fell inside the T.V., into the game, and was plopped down on the cold 'floor.' He soon found himself 'face-to-fist' with Master Hand.
"What's goin' on? Why'd ya transport me here? I di-di-demand that joo tell me NOW!" Shadow yelled, impatiently tapping his foot in a very Sonic-ish manner. Master Hand replied, "You have promise in being a great video game character! Join us. You can be our king! Join or they will die!"
Out of nowhere, Anja, Tails, Knuckles and Sonic dropped in, tied up with ropes. Sonic was trying to chew through the rope, but the rope would not be ripped.
"I give up! My teeth hurt!" Sonic exclaimed, wishing he could rub his cheeks to soothe the pain.
"I'd NEVER give up my friends or my family to become a character in a game!" He shouted to the floating gloved hand above him.
"So be it, Shadow the Hedgehog! You have sealed your fate."
"Sealed my fate? What's that s`possed to mean?" The eight-year-old hedgehog scratched his head in confusion.
"AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH~!!"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Here ends chapter four....Here we come, chapter five!
-Å
[Chapter 4]
Disclaimer:: Sonic & Co. are © Sonic Team & SEGA. I do not own Cheetos, either. I own Anja. The Super Smash Bros. characters are © Nintendo.
Author's Notes:: I finally got my hands on 'Sonic Adventure 2: Official Soundtrack' and I am extremely happy now. YAAYYY!! And if random lyrics pop up, don't mind `em. Oh well, here's the next chapter! [I also learned there were only 18 Yoshis]
Stage 6: Congo Jungle-Giant Donkey Kong
'Hn....I'm going to have to use Tails, Knuckles and Anja. But who should I control? I can only control one character at a time, so who....' Shadow thought, and dug his hand into the bag of Cheetos Cheese Puffs. 'Man, I wish Sonic didn't get tired from that fight...But, it's real now, in a way. They get tired, and need to rest for a whole fight to get better. At least, they get extra lives in the game. That woulda been scary if someone got lost in da game forever....But, back to my problem....'
§ In the Game §
Knuckles tapped his foot impatiently, and yelled, "HURRY UP SHADOW!! We don't have all the time in the world, y'know. Just pick someone already!"
"Save your breath, Knuckles." Anja said. "I don't think he can hear us, anyway."
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
"Akchoowalee, ay can hear ya shumtims." Shadow mumbled, his mouth full of the orange junkfood.
"AHA! I'll use Knuckles!"
§ In the Game §
"FINALLY!" Knuckles exclaimed. "After all that time, he finally chose, and he chose me! I hope I don't fall off..." He looked over the edge of the stage.
"Aw, ya dun hafta worry `bout anything, Knuckles. Shadow's really good. None of us have fallen of the stage yet."
*rumblerumble*
The whole stage shook as Giant Donkey Kong dropped onto the scene. Tails, Knuckles, and Anja fell over as the humongous ape fell onto the stage.
"We are SO gonna die." Anja muttered.
"Naw.Shadow's knows this game so well, he could beat `im with his eyes closed! He would neva' let us down when it comes to video games." Sonic yelled so they could hear him from all the way at the bottom of the screen.
"3.2.1.GO!"
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
".I can't believe I made Knuckles a Kirby.I shoulda made `im something more powerful. But it's so funny!" He stuffed more Cheeto-Puffs in his mouth with his left hand, using his right hand to control Knuckles.
As he brushed crumbs off of his fur and face, he accidentally dropped the control, causing Knuckles to go out of control, and getting him knocked off the stage, but falling into the barrel underneath the stage, saving him from a certain sort-of death.
§ In the Game §
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Knuckles screamed as he fell, until the fall was cut short when he fell into the barrel, and was shot upward, leaping back onto the stage.
Knuckles glared at Shadow, his look saying, 'I'm gonna kill ya when we get outta here.'
While he was glaring, he didn't notice Tails was heading straight for him, and WHAM!
"Ouchie....Why didn't you dodge?"
"Shadow dropped the controller and it's like I'm stuck!"
¤ Back to Shadow ¤
The black hedgehog winced as he saw Tails slam into Knuckles. "Ouch, that's gotta hurt.OMG! I forgot! Why am I just staring at the fight when I'm s`possed to be helping?!"
He picked the control off of the carpeted floor, and began pressing all the buttons, making multiple combos and pulling off many other moves. His ruby eyes did not blink, did not miss a second of action.
"Perfect!" Shadow exclaimed. Giant Donkey Kong was near the edge. He made Knuckles dash to him and.
§ In the Game §
Knuckles raced to Giant Donkey Kong, who was on the brink of falling.
"Lemme help ya. HIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!" Knuckles cried out the top of his lungs, and sent the monsterously-sized ape flying, until he flew so far out, that he 'exploded.'
Sonic, Tails, and Anja began cheering about, picking up Knuckles....Until he disappeared, and had to play 'Board the Platforms.'
Sonic blinked, and said, "Shadow hates 'Board the Platforms' in Kirby's stage. He can never get the last one."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
They looked down, Knuckles fell off. They looked above their heads, and saw huge letters that said "Failure" on it.
"I told`ja."
¤ To Shadow ¤
Shadow was trying to fly to the last platform. "C`mon.Almost there, we're almost there." He saw Knuckles' body falling. ".I can never make that last platform." He muttered, digging his hand in the Cheetos-Puffs bag, then pulled it out. "Looks like ate`em all..."
Stage 7: Dream Land-Kirby Team Vs. 8
Shadow smirked as he thought. Kirbies [o.0 stupid plurals] were easy to beat to him; kick them hard and they fly off the stage. He decided to use 'Captain Miles,' to ensure a quick-n'-easy battle.
Within less than two minutes, he had punched, and kicked all eight Kirbies off the stage before nearly dying, as he had fallen off when he jump-kicked the last one off.
Stage 8: Planet Zebes-Samus Aran
§ In the Game §
Tails found he was picked to fight again. He wasn't tired from the last fight. Too easy. His blue eyes, shieded by the 'windshield' on the helmet, saw a huge bomb of energy headed his way. He manipulated his tails to fly above the enormous ball.
"Wow...Lookit this place!" He looked down, seeing the firey planet below. It looked ready to explode. "It's so hot.How can that Samus guy actually fight here?" He wondered aloud.
Samus appeared in front of the young kitsune, startling him. "Actually, I'm a female."
"Sa-sa sorrrryyyyy..." He said. Then, he realized Samus was looking the other way.
'Aren't we s`possed to be fighting.? Well, she's off guard now.So.'
He quickly got up, and yelled, "FALCON PUNCH!" sending Samus off the top platform. The planet beneath them was erupting, lava-ish liquid spewing upward. Samus fell into it, and was shot upward.
"GAME SET!" appeared over Tails, who was posed in a fighting stance still.
Stage 9: Metal Mario [what's his stage's name?]
Anja was ready. Metal Mario dropped onto the stage. His silvery body shone.Very shin-ily.[er.right.]
Anja smiled at him warmly, trying out a made-up attack. Shadow didn't have complete control over her actions like Tails or Knuckles. She and Sonic could control themselves if Shadow ever dropped the control on them.
"Fake-ish Flirting attack ready." She smiled at Metal Mario. She poked him on the chest, causing him to sort of blush.Well, about as well as a metallic-bodied Mario could.
¤ To Shadow ¤
"What's she doing to Metal Mario?" He asked, ruby eyes filled with curiousity. Shadow couldn't understand the nature of the 'attack.' The eight-year-old hedgehog then saw Anja bend down and give Metal Mario a quick kiss on the cheek.
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" He yelled. "That's GROOOOOOSSSS!!!! ICKY!!"
§ In the Game §
Sonic, Knuckles and Tails were watching Anja as well. They watched curiously as she sweet-talked him to death, and gave pretend suggestive looks at him. She batted her eyelashes at him, then...
*smooch*
"Yuck!" Sonic exclaimed, turning away in disgust.
"That's so nasty!" Knuckles covered his face with two large, oversized hands.
Tails blinked in curiousity. "Was she trying to eat him?"
Metal Mario turned red, and rocketed into outer space, screaming, "YOU-A ARE-A THE PRETTIEST-A GIRL-A I-A EVER MET~!"
"GAMESET!"
Anja was wiping her mouth off with the back of her hand. "Eww..." She mumbled. "Shouldn't have done that."
Suddenly, she was transported to 'Race to the Finish!' She raced through the fifth floor easily. In the fourth floor, she kept on falling and jumping upon the bombs, making her slow down. On the third floor, she managed to make it through the bumpers, but not without running into a few. She was then ambused on the second floor, kicking away the polygons. Finally, she reached the first floor, with another polygon coming up behind, but she made it on time.
She wiped the sweat off her forehead. It was hot, running around in the costume, not to mention she was shrunk down to FIT in the costume! The short legs did not suit her well, and made it harder.
Stage 10: Fighting Polygon Team vs.30
Sonic was ready to fight.
'This'll be easy!' He smirked as he thought. 'The Fighting Polygon Team barely even fights! All I have to do is pull off thirty jump kicks and they're out.'
Three polygons were coming his way at the same time, but something was different.They seemed a lot more advanced than the ones that normally fight. They were faster, stronger.They actually managed to add damage to him, but he was able to dodge most of them with his speed. He kicked away another three, until it got down to him and the last one, a Polygon Mario. The dwarf-ish sized, geometric shape dove for him, but Sonic-chu side- stepped, and the Polygon Mario found himself in a free-fall to 'death.'
Sonic gave a victory sign, and exclaimed,"Yosh'!!" *
"Wow! I can't believe that we made it all the way to the final round!" Anja was very, very happy, bouncing about the stage. "I can finally be rid of this ridiculously short-legged body!"
"Yayyy!! Sonic, you're the best!" Tails smiled.
"Hey, hey, no need to give me all the credit! Shadow's doing all the work, remember?" Sonic pointed out, reminding everyone of Shadow.
Knuckles said,"Oh yeah! I totally forgot about `im!"
"Have you forgotten me as well?" A voice boomed from above.
Knuckles scratched his head in confusion. "Waz your name again? Mister Glove? .Something like dat."
Master Hand was angry, and they could tell by his tone of voice. "What?! YOU FORGOT MY NAME?!?! IT'S MASTER HAND, NOT MISTER GLOVE!!!! GET IT RIGHT, ECHIDNA-KIRBY!"
Little Knuckles was really fed up with hearing the humongous glove's loud voice. "Y'know, your really askin' for it!"
Ignoring Knuckles, he turned to Sonic, Tails, and Anja. "I will bring in your little control tower friend that lives outside the game screen."
Anja raised a slender eyebrow."How do you do that, anyway? You're just a made up, pretend character inside a game."
"You people bought a special virtual-reality prototype of the game that wasn't supposed to be released, but was accidentaly lost in the production and got mixed with another."
"Uh.What's that s`possed to mean?" Sonic asked, once again finding himself confused.
"To put it simply, little blue hedgehog, it means that this is a reject project that got mixed up with another!" Master Hand yelled at him.
Sonic shouted back at him,"I have a name, y`know. They call me SONIC!"
Master Hand wasn't paying attention anymore. He did a whole bunch of weird movements, and finally finished.
¤ To Shadow ¤
"ACK!" Shadow yelped as he found himself getting sucked into the T.V. "What the heck ish goin' on?!"
He fell inside the T.V., into the game, and was plopped down on the cold 'floor.' He soon found himself 'face-to-fist' with Master Hand.
"What's goin' on? Why'd ya transport me here? I di-di-demand that joo tell me NOW!" Shadow yelled, impatiently tapping his foot in a very Sonic-ish manner. Master Hand replied, "You have promise in being a great video game character! Join us. You can be our king! Join or they will die!"
Out of nowhere, Anja, Tails, Knuckles and Sonic dropped in, tied up with ropes. Sonic was trying to chew through the rope, but the rope would not be ripped.
"I give up! My teeth hurt!" Sonic exclaimed, wishing he could rub his cheeks to soothe the pain.
"I'd NEVER give up my friends or my family to become a character in a game!" He shouted to the floating gloved hand above him.
"So be it, Shadow the Hedgehog! You have sealed your fate."
"Sealed my fate? What's that s`possed to mean?" The eight-year-old hedgehog scratched his head in confusion.
"AAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH~!!"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Here ends chapter four....Here we come, chapter five!
-Å
