Super Smash Sonic! [Chapter 5] § Battle Master Hand §

Disclaimer:: I still do not own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, or Tails. I do not own Master Hand, and the other characters from SSB. I do not own any Cheetos of any kind.

Author's Notes:: Wow...The final chapter has finally arrived. YAY! I'm listening to my SA2 Sountrack CD right now.

Shadow glared at Master Hand, who would be glaring back, but couldn't because he had no face. Instead, Master Hand did something Shadow and the others would find offending. He yelled,"ANJA! Master Hand used da inap- inapp-inna whatever that word was hand signal!!

Anja heard that and would've yelled something at Master Hand, but would that gigantic glove be intimidated by a teenage, lavender female hedgehog? Not to mention, a lavender female hedgehog tied up tightly, with ruffled up brown hair falling onto her face as she pouted?

Heck no.

She glanced down at her wrist to check if her watch was there. Sure was. She strained to check what time it was, and as soon as she read it, her mind was screaming.

//I am gonna be in serious trouble when we get outta here...That is, if we manage to MAKE it out of here...Unless we can make it home on time...//

"Shadow~!" She called to him, yelling at the top of her voice.

"Huh?" He responded to hearing his name. "What's up?"

She told him,"Shadow, ya gotta hurry! Your parents are due home in a few minutes!"

"WHAT?!" The black hedgehog cried. He knew if they weren't home on time, their parents would get very scared and possibly call the police, the army, everyone to find their children. He sweatdropped as he thought about it. //Geez, for our parents' sanity, I hope I can save us all in time...//

Shadow soon found himself in a...

"PIKACHU COSTUME?!?!"

"Would you rather have a Jigglypuff?" Master Hand laughed.

"No..." Shadow mumbled.

3.2.1.GO!

The battle began, Shadow jumping up as high as he could, biting Master Hand's index finger as he powered up an attack.

"Yowch! What the heck are you doing?" Master Hand shrieked [yes, shrieked].

Shadow sarcastically said,"I'm attacking you, duh! Whadda`ya think, retard?"

"I am NOT retarded, you stupid, puny hedgehog!"

"I am NOT puny, for I am the GAME MASTER!!" He declared.

Sonic said, "I'm the game master, not you!"

Anja looked frustrated, and yelled,"Shadow~! You have 4 minutes!!"

*blinkblink*

Shadow dodged Master Hand's attacks just barely. His tail was still in the line of fire, and was singed.

"Owwwie!!" He cried out, and tried to blow it.

"You're gonna pay for dat. That HURT!!"

He quickly jumped up, and used an electric attack on the giant gloved hand. Master Hand responded to that by shaking around a lot, trying to get him off. Shadow flew to the edge of the stage, and Master Hand was about to flick him off of it.

"Ja ne!" He said as he was about flick his finger.

"I don't think so, Baka-Atama! *" Shadow ran underneath and between the giant fingers.

"Two minutes Shadow!" Anja screamed.

"Wakatta e yo! **"

Shadow quickly used a bunch of combos, wanting to beat the hand as quickly as possible. He was their only hope now, and he was NOT going to live in a game forever. Master Hand's HP was very low now, falling into the teens.

"THUNDER!!!!!!" Shadow screamed at the top of his lungs to finish him off.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Master Hand's voice was disappearing, and suddenly, there was a rush of wind, swirly, bright lights, and......

§ At Home....§

"Jules, hurry up. I want to see my children." Bernie Hedgehog said, waiting for her husband to turn the key.

"It's stuck."

"Here, let me try...."

*THUNK!*

"...What was that?" Quickly, they tried turning the key, and finally got in.

When they walked in, they saw Anja on the bottom of the pile, then Knuckles, Tails, Sonic, and Shadow on the top, looking dazed.

"Get offa me! Onegai....*" Anja mumbled, her face in the carpet, trying to move under the weight of four children.

"Nande koto wa? *" Jules asked.

Anja came up with whatever she could on the spot."We were playing a game, and the boys kinda jumped me."

"Err...Okay."

The parents walked to their bedroom.

"Phew..." Anja wiped sweat off of her forehead. "That was a close one, ne?" She picked up Shadow, and played with his fur. "You did a really good job today. Thanks for saving our butts."

"Ahhh! That tickles!" Shadow chuckled.

"Oh really? Then, I guess I'll have to do that more!" She started tickling him.

"AIYYYEEEEEE!! STOOOOOPPPPP IIIIIITTTTT!! I'M TTTIIIIICCCKKKLLLIIIIISSSSHHHH!!" Shadow said as he laughed hard.

Soon, all was forgotten about the day's little adventure, drowned out by the happiness....

-=-=-=-=-=- o.0 Oh man! That sucked, didn't it? The ending sucked....

Oh well, time to work on my new fic! *cackles evilly as she begins typing up new story*

*Baka-Atama=Stupid-head

**Wakatta e yo!=I gotcha!