Anonymously Yours

Chapter 7: What The?

The 4 people, when they came into the light were revealed to be Tommy, Damien, Jeeves, and Mr. Dog. "Wait" Wendi said, "What's going on?" "Oh I get it!" Nancy said. "You do?" Slash said. "I've figured this all out!" Nancy said again. "You have?" Wendi said. "Yep" Nancy remarked, "And you all gave yourselves away. Everyone in this room played a part in this whole mystery!" "We did!!!" Everyone shouted. "Let me explain" Nancy said.

"Ok, lets divide each part into sections. Let's start with the beginning of the crime. I came to the Internet and it was unlocked which is strange because Wendi wasn't there, and she always locks up at night. So that means that someone had broken in!" Everyone looked around at each other. "I ignored that fact for then, and just checked my mail. When I got the e-mail, I went straight to Wendi (everyone looked at Wendi) . She answered the door, and when I told her my situation, she suggested that we ask Linda to help us. Now let's put that on the side burner for a minute, Jeeves? Did you drive Damien to the Airport?" Jeeves straightened his tie in a nervous fashion, "Yes." "Then how come when we knocked on the door, you answered it, not Linda? Wouldn't you still be at the airport?" "Fine, I didn't drive Damien to the Airport." "Right!" Nancy said, "And Wendi?" Wendi looked away as people stared at her again. "Yes?" "You knew that didn't you, DIDN'T YOU!!!" Nancy screamed at her. "YES FINE ALRIGHT I KNEW!!!" Wendi screamed back. "Right so you were trying to catch him in the act, but why? Why would you try and catch him?" Nancy asked. "So I could be noticed in our group of friends for once!!!" Wendi said loudly. "But Wendi, you are noticed!" Jam contradicted, "Or at least I notice you..." Jam then blushed.

"After that" Nancy continued, "We went to Wendi's Internet to check Anonymously Yours's Bio for any clues there. But Wendi wasn't familiar with that site, so it made me wonder. Wendi? How was it that you knew exactly how to get to Anonymously Yours's Bio? It's because he told you how to do it so he could get us started on the case wasn't it!?!?!" "Yes, Fine, he told e so I could hint you off!!" Wendi confessed.

"Anyway", Nancy continued, " Next we went to ask people questions about the e-mail, and we first ran into TOMMY!" Everyone turned to Tommy. "When we found him, he was eating cheese burgers, True or False?" Nancy asked Tommy. "True" he answered. "Well, then why were you eating cheese burgers if you're allergic to cheese and get extremely bad rash on your rear when you do eat cheese?" Everyone roared with laughter. "Um, I wasn't eating cheese burgers-" Tommy said. "Right" Nancy interrupted, "It was Damien who was eating those cheese burgers!" "That's a lie!" Damien shouted. "Is it?" Nancy asked, "Jeeves did drive you somewhere, but it wasn't to the airport, it was to Snowboard Snacks! Now we couldn't tell it was you because you were in a Tommy Costume! And during our conversation, your mask fell off, so you pretended to be choking to cover up for your blue skin! So After I gave you Rescue breathing you then bent over an put your mask on, true or false?" "Fine, True" Damien admitted. "But why" Nancy asked, "were you pretending to be Tommy? Because you were covering up for Anonymously Yours! But where was the real Tommy?!" Everyone shook there heads and Jam said, "No clue. Where?" "I'll get to that next!" Nancy said

"The real Tommy was doing what Damien had said he was doing. Asking Anonymously Yours for change. After we questioned "Tommy" we went and checked the hidden camera to make sure he was telling the truth. And that's when I figured this whole part out! At the bottom of the computer screen that the hidden camera footage was on it said exactly what time and date it was. And I noticed that the time and date was the EXACT same time and date that we had questioned the fake Tommy!" "Oh" everyone said.

"Now" Nancy proceeded, " The next thing we did was go to my house to study the clues. That's where Jam came in. Just then the paper boy drove by and gave us the paper. Later on Jam told us that he was the paper boy that gave us our paper that day. But Jam? Aren't you only the paper boy on Sundays? And that day was Monday?" Jam was acting nervous, "Yes-" "So then you were making sure we were gonna get the paper weren't you? So then the next day when we questioned Jam, he almost told us the culprit of the headline of the newspaper, but the Anonymously Yours Kidnaped him! Because he didn't want us to know about the robbery he did, or did he?" "Huh" everyone said. "Don't you see?" Nancy asked. Everyone shook they're heads. "Anonymously Yours captured Jam because he thought that he was spilling a secret about the e-mails! He never really did the whole Bank thing!" "No!?!?!" Everyone said. "No" Nancy said, "But I'll get to that later. Let's continue."

"Next we went back to the Internet to check for an e-mail" Nancy said. "And the new e-mail had a link. So now we had a totally new line of thinking! Who has been on the site long enough to make a link...LINDA!!!" Everyone gasped. "So Linda wrote the e-mails?" Jam asked. "Nope. But she Helped write them" Nancy answered. "Oh" Jam said. "Anyway" Nancy said, " Then we questioned Slash. Now Slash didn't you say you just came out of a comics store?" "Yeah" Slash said, not getting how that was relevant. "Exactly!" but Nancy was on a different page. "Was anyone else in the store with you?" Nancy asked. "Yeah, Damien" Slash answered. "Another clue looked over!" But Nancy was still on a different page.

"Never mind" Nancy said giving up, "Next we questioned Mr. Dog. Now Mr. Dog, did you or did you not have any customers that week?" "I had 0 customers" he answered confidently. "So then you wouldn't be able to deposit money in the bank, which means you wouldn't have been at the bank at all. So then how did you see the whole scene in the bank? Because YOU stole the money!!" "You LIAR!!!" Mr. Dog protested. "It's true isn't it!!! You ran out of money so you panicked. Then a miracle happened. The story of Anonymously Yours reached your ears, so you dressed up as him, and walked on your knees to be short. Then you stole some money. Then we suspected Anonymously Yours!" "NO! NOT TRUE! YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!!!" Mr. Dog shouted. "Oh yes I do!!!" Nancy shouted back, "If you ran out of money, then how come you were able to build onto your shop, hm?!?! And after you did build on you ran out of money, so you stole $10,000 more for new models, True or False?" "OK FINE!!!" Mr. Dog said, "I did! I stole it!"

"After that" Nancy began, "We came here, and Slash was here early. He was playing with the door knob, and hen said that was because he was checking to make sure it was locked. But then I noticed he only pretended to unlock the door. So that means Slash had to have unlocked it right before we got there to make his story clear. But Slash had gotten there way earlier, why? So he could tie Jam up!!!" "NO!!!" Slash said. "YES!!" Nancy said back, "Slash did that to throw me and the rest of you off!" "Fine, I did, sue me!" Slash revealed.

"And that is how you all participated in stuff" Nancy said with a sigh. "Well then who the heck is Anonymously Yours?" Jam asked. "Well, lets figure this out" Nancy said. "Well at first he could be anywhere, but then we relied on the facts from his bio. So he might have been from Snowboard Town, my age, and Male. First of all I suspected Linda." "Why?" Linda asked. "Because you found the site" Nancy said, "but then I saw the hidden camera footage, and realized you were with me when that was taped, and so was Wendi, so our Suspects left were Tommy, Mr. Dog, Jam, Slash, and Damien. But also from the hidden camera footage we saw Tommy, so it wasn't him. That leaves Jam, Slash, Mr. Dog, and Damien. But after Jam was captured, I knew it wasn't him. Next I knew it wasn't Mr. Dog because Mr. Dog was robbing the bank again while we were interviewing Slash. So that left Damien and Slash." "So which one did it?!?!" Linda asked. "It was..."

Oh C'mon! WHO DID IT!!!!!!!!!