Disclaimer: "Dragonball Z" and its characters are registered trademarks belonging to

FUNimation, Inc. "Tenchi Muyo!" and its characters are also trademarks of Pioneer and

AIC. "Sonic the Hedgehog", its characters, and its games belong to SEGA. TOM and the

Absolution belong to (as far as I know) Cartoon Network and Time Warner. MST3K is a

registered trademark of Best Brains, Inc. Dalax belongs to Dalax Dawnbreak. Ryu and

Trigger belong to newbie MSTer, Darax the Hedgehog. Ashura, Crystallis, and Seiyuka

belong to my good buddy, Ashura Hedgehog. Merc, Sara, and Sabian belong to

my friend, MercStar. Angel belongs to herself. Jerrod, Jim, Mr. Silverfish, and the MST

Antarctica belong to ME, and ME alone! All celebrities are impersonated... poorly. All

flames and bad reviews are to be e-mailed to www. kissmywhiteass.com.

Is anybody still reading this? If so, then....

ON WITH THE FREAKIN' FIC!!!

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Jerrod and Jim

SINS of the PENGUIN

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Episode Zero

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