Authors notes: I think this is funny, how about you? *do I have a weird
sense of humor*
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, but like most of you I do love them.
Caught on camera…
Nagi – Why can't we just leave them alone? Come on guys.
Schuldig – No way. I know you like the little one. Don't act surprised, I do read minds you know. And when I don't, I use diaries. Sorry.
Nagi – That is soo not fair. You know that's private.
Farfarello – I'd say so. *grins evilly*
Nagi – You let the madman read it to? I know you sleep together but this is weird.
Crawford – What?! *smiles a very "I can use this" smile* I didn't know that.
Nagi – HA!! Gotcha. I'm not the only one with secrets.
Schuldig – Thank you moron. Are we doing this or what?
Crawford – Well hand me that thing then.
Schuldig – What are we using this for again?
Crawford – To gag him what else? Hand me Farfie's knife.
Farfarello – No way.
Schuldig – Oh come on… it will hurt god?.
Farfarello – Fine… But I want it back.
Crawford – I don't really know why I'm up here and not one of you. I'm supposed to be the leader, if you remember.
Schuldig – A dare is a dare. Besides you decided we should take the tall one.
Crawford – His name is Youji.
Nagi – How do you know that.
Schuldig – He likes him. (surprised look) Sorry I just had to pick your brain. *grin*
Nagi – And it all comes out.
Farfarello – So that's what you've been up to at night.
Crawford – How would you know. Do you take brakes from hurting god to spy on me?
Farfarello – But that does hurt god, I'm just doing my duty. And obviously you're doing yours. *evil grin*
Schuldig – Aah, so that's why you want to kidnap Youji. You dog you.
Crawford – Well how else will I stop him from running away?
Nagi – And you think that kidnapping him will help? That sounds weird to me.
Crawford – That is why I'm the leader and you're not. Right?
Schuldig – So you always know what's right, do you!
Crawford - *embarrassed look* I said I was sorry about that.
Farfarello – Can you see him?
Crawford – No. There is no one there.
Schuldig – Let me see! (starts to climb up the ladder)
Farfarello – (does the same) Me to, me to, me to!
Nagi – I don't believe you. Omi told me he'd be here.
Farf, Brad, Schu – What?! ... Shit we're fucked.
Nagi – Oops…
Youji – (standing at the bottom of the ladder) Hey guys. Come on down.(kicks the ladder)
All of them fall to the ground. That is all but Nagi who used his telekinesis to land safely.
Youji – Sorry. Guess I foiled your plans?. Feel free to stop by at any time. But please use the front door. I assume you know how it works.
Schuldig – (muffeled from under the pile) I'm going to kill you!
Youji – Not today. SMILE!!!
Click*
THE END
(That's one for the photo album *smile* )
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, but like most of you I do love them.
Caught on camera…
Nagi – Why can't we just leave them alone? Come on guys.
Schuldig – No way. I know you like the little one. Don't act surprised, I do read minds you know. And when I don't, I use diaries. Sorry.
Nagi – That is soo not fair. You know that's private.
Farfarello – I'd say so. *grins evilly*
Nagi – You let the madman read it to? I know you sleep together but this is weird.
Crawford – What?! *smiles a very "I can use this" smile* I didn't know that.
Nagi – HA!! Gotcha. I'm not the only one with secrets.
Schuldig – Thank you moron. Are we doing this or what?
Crawford – Well hand me that thing then.
Schuldig – What are we using this for again?
Crawford – To gag him what else? Hand me Farfie's knife.
Farfarello – No way.
Schuldig – Oh come on… it will hurt god?.
Farfarello – Fine… But I want it back.
Crawford – I don't really know why I'm up here and not one of you. I'm supposed to be the leader, if you remember.
Schuldig – A dare is a dare. Besides you decided we should take the tall one.
Crawford – His name is Youji.
Nagi – How do you know that.
Schuldig – He likes him. (surprised look) Sorry I just had to pick your brain. *grin*
Nagi – And it all comes out.
Farfarello – So that's what you've been up to at night.
Crawford – How would you know. Do you take brakes from hurting god to spy on me?
Farfarello – But that does hurt god, I'm just doing my duty. And obviously you're doing yours. *evil grin*
Schuldig – Aah, so that's why you want to kidnap Youji. You dog you.
Crawford – Well how else will I stop him from running away?
Nagi – And you think that kidnapping him will help? That sounds weird to me.
Crawford – That is why I'm the leader and you're not. Right?
Schuldig – So you always know what's right, do you!
Crawford - *embarrassed look* I said I was sorry about that.
Farfarello – Can you see him?
Crawford – No. There is no one there.
Schuldig – Let me see! (starts to climb up the ladder)
Farfarello – (does the same) Me to, me to, me to!
Nagi – I don't believe you. Omi told me he'd be here.
Farf, Brad, Schu – What?! ... Shit we're fucked.
Nagi – Oops…
Youji – (standing at the bottom of the ladder) Hey guys. Come on down.(kicks the ladder)
All of them fall to the ground. That is all but Nagi who used his telekinesis to land safely.
Youji – Sorry. Guess I foiled your plans?. Feel free to stop by at any time. But please use the front door. I assume you know how it works.
Schuldig – (muffeled from under the pile) I'm going to kill you!
Youji – Not today. SMILE!!!
Click*
THE END
(That's one for the photo album *smile* )
