The second installment that follows chapter one, the first installment, which by definition should come before the second one therefore making this the second chapter... And after all that the second chapter.
Harry : Ron?
Ron : What?
Harry: You've been siting there all night now. What was that!?
Ron: I dunno...
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Zelda: Well, in we go!
Link: We must not be detected!
( All walk to door, with exeption of Link who roles over and over in a secred agent fasion while making a gun shape with hand and huming Mission Impossible theme.)
Zelda: @_@ KNOCK IT OF, IN THE NAME OF THE GODDESSES!!!!!!!!!!! (While giant ball of magic apears above uppraised hand)
Link: Eeeek! OK... *shudder*
Zelda: Gooood... (Knocks on door)
(Door opens)
Small gremlin-like creature: Helloo....AHHH, MUGGLES!!! .?.. with pionted ears? But still...how did you get here?
Malon: Portal.
SGLC: Ohhh...that makes it all better!! Come in!
( All walk in.)
Link: What in the name of... There's no ceiling!!!!
Hermionie heard this and was down in and a instant to show of.
Hermionie: Accualy its Enchanted.
Link : Oh.
Skull Kid: You know I haven't said anything in a while I've bean good.
Hermionie: AHHHH!!!! A talking scare crow! ( Pulls out M16 ) DIEEEEE!!!!
Zelda: Hold it Rambo!
Hermionie: Sorry
Link: Noooooo, Skull Kid....I'm so sad, accualy I'm not really.
Hermiony: Ahhh! A giant fish and rock!!!!! (well you know)
Link: Zelda... do you know what this means!? Now I'm not engaged and I don't have a "brother" that could crush me in a hug!
Zelda: And no more princesses exept MEEEEE!!!!
Ganondorf: You're just mean!!!!!!
Hermiony: Truly sorry.
Harry: I heard a M16 and knew Hermiony hadn't been taking her medication!
Ron: Yeah. Who'd she kill?
Link: Just them. :: pointing at bodies ::
Harry: Oh....That's ok.
(All walk to comman room leaving bodies)
Harry: Hi, I'm Harry Potter.
Link: I'm Link.
Zelda: I'm Zelda.
Malon: I'm Malon.
Ganondorf: I'm the lord of all evil!
Hermiony: Ahhh!!!! Voldemort! ( M16 vrs. Ganondorf go!)
Ganondorf: Once you've been shot with light arrows, stabbed repededly by Link, and imprissond in the Dark Realm...that doesn't affect you!
Link: He's Ganondorf. Who is Voldemort?
Harry: He's an evil guy who tried to kill me but didn't and freaked out and hid. Are you a muggle or somthing!!?
Link: Um... Huh? Muggle?
Harry: Someone who doesn't know magic.
Link: Well, then me and Zelda are definitely NOT muggles!
Ganondorf: I'm not a muggle, either!
Malon: I DON'T WANNA BE A MUGGLE!
Hermionie: *gasp* Then, how do you see the castle and how did you get here?!
Malon: I don't know....I'm a HYLIAN!! ^-^
Ron: Good enough.
Harry: You don't even know what a Hylian is.
Hermionie: Well, it don't matter! It's good enough.
Malon: Yeah, it's good ENOUGH...
Zelda: I suppose it's good enough...Only because I AM A HYLIAN!!
Link: I am, too...I'm an ex-Kokiri Hylian!
Harry: Fine, I guess it's good enough.
Hermionie: Can you show us some of you magic!?
Zelda: Suuuuure...Have any locked doors?
Link: Zelda...Why don't you just show them what you threatened me with?
Zelda: Okay! ^_^ (Magic ball appears in upraised hand) FIRE!!!
Harry: AAAAAH!!! :: Jumps out of the way ::
A/N: Well...Will Hermionie pull out the M16? WILL Link survive Zelda? WILL Hogwarts survive the next chapter!? THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE WILL BE ANSWERED....IF YOU REVIEW!!!!!
