Harry Potter and the Fore
Chapter Eleven
The moment Xela got a look at Snape she started cracking up. She laughed so hard that someone who didn't know her would think it was time for her to go back to the nuthouse.
"It's not… funny," Snape snapped at her.
"Yeah it is!" Xela responded, sounding like a student. "I mean… watch this- oh Xiomara!"
Xiomara Hooch came walking over to them. As soon as she saw Snape she let out several very unladylike snorts. "What happened to him?" she asked Xela.
"Weasleys."
"Ah," Xiomara laughed, "I'll have to congratulate them on a job very well done."
"I'll come with you," Xela walked away, still chuckling, leaving Snape seething.
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"Professor McGonagall? I don't think Ramsey and Jess are feeling very well," Hermione told her Transfiguration professor.
"Oh?" McGonagall raised an eyebrow. "Really? And why is that?"
"Ramsey is acting sane and no one's had to kick him in the face all day. Jess is sort of having spasms and isn't blinking very much."
"Ramsey is sane?"
"And Jess is having spasms," Hermione said slowly. "Are you going to do something about it or-"
"Ramsey is sane?"
"Forget it, Professor. I'll get someone else."
"That could be dangerous. Are you sure no one's kicked him all day?"
"Correct."
"He is no longer acting like a pigeon on some sort of Muggle drug?"
"Speed, Professor, the term we use is speed."
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"You know," Xela said when Snape caught her alone, "I actually quite like pink… but it doesn't look very good on you, does it?"
"You're not funny."
"No- I mean… I really do like pink. About as much as I like fluffy bunnies and widdle kittens," she started laughing again.
Snape rolled his eyes. "Go to hell."
They sat there throwing insults at each other for quite a while.
"You know there are some spells that could probably undo that," Xela said a few moments later.
"The pink?"
"No… the greasiness. There's something called shampoo… I know it might be a new concept but-"
Instead of yelling at her like Xela thought he would suddenly they were kissing.
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Disclaimer- Xela is the only character that belongs to me. Jess and Ramsey belong to themselves. All other characters belong to JK Rowling.
A/N- Eeep. Snape and Lupe… erg- I'm getting a little tired of this self-insertation. I should have changed Lupe's name.
