Lord of the Things!
Chapter One
"Will you look into the mirror?" says the Lady Galadriel.
"What will I see?"
"Just look, will ya?"
"Oh, all right." Frodo steps up and stares at the water. "Ooooh wow! Water.. Spooky!"
Galadriel glares. Frodo looks into the mirror again and sees that it is divided into three sections: 1. Things that were. 2. Things that are. 3. Some things that have not yet come to pass.
A black window pops up that says: Please select a language: Adûanic, Elvish, Khuzdul.
Frodo notices the mouse on the mirror (the mousepad is one of those black and white cow spots Dell ones) and clicks on Elvish.
"Sindarian or Quenya?" He clicks on Sindarian.
"Dove sono cavallo e cavaliere? Dov'è il corno dal suono violento? Son passati come pioggia sulla."
"Damn machine!" Galadriel mutters under her breath as she walks up to the mirror. She gives it a good whack with the silver pitcher she was holding for no apparent reason and the visions start.
"Oooooh! Hey it's Legolas and, and Pippin and Merry. Oh there's Sam and the Shire burnt to rise crispies, and. uh oh!" Frodo is drawn closer to the mirror. He pulls himself away and falls on his butt, gets back up.
"I know what it is you saw, 'cause it's like, in my head too."
"No, no. anything. but. that!"
Galadriel walks over and shakes him by the shoulders. "Get a grip, man!"
Frodo has a flash back of the vision: The Eye of Sauron appears. A voice whispers at first but then gets louder. "Baggins, Baggins, Baggins, Baggins! Frodo. I am your father."
"Noooooooooooooooooooo!" (*Moria Scream*)
Frodo looks at the Lady. "Umm, does that make you my sister?"
Galadriel nods.
"Big sis!"
"Lil bro!"
They huggle. Suddenly all the Elves in Lórien and the Fellowship appear around the clearing. "Awwwwwww!" And then dissapear again.
"I give to you the Light of Eärendil, our most beloved star." Galadriel hands Frodo a flashlight.
"Gee thanks." (sarcastically)
"Will you look into the mirror?" says the Lady Galadriel.
"What will I see?"
"Just look, will ya?"
"Oh, all right." Frodo steps up and stares at the water. "Ooooh wow! Water.. Spooky!"
Galadriel glares. Frodo looks into the mirror again and sees that it is divided into three sections: 1. Things that were. 2. Things that are. 3. Some things that have not yet come to pass.
A black window pops up that says: Please select a language: Adûanic, Elvish, Khuzdul.
Frodo notices the mouse on the mirror (the mousepad is one of those black and white cow spots Dell ones) and clicks on Elvish.
"Sindarian or Quenya?" He clicks on Sindarian.
"Dove sono cavallo e cavaliere? Dov'è il corno dal suono violento? Son passati come pioggia sulla."
"Damn machine!" Galadriel mutters under her breath as she walks up to the mirror. She gives it a good whack with the silver pitcher she was holding for no apparent reason and the visions start.
"Oooooh! Hey it's Legolas and, and Pippin and Merry. Oh there's Sam and the Shire burnt to rise crispies, and. uh oh!" Frodo is drawn closer to the mirror. He pulls himself away and falls on his butt, gets back up.
"I know what it is you saw, 'cause it's like, in my head too."
"No, no. anything. but. that!"
Galadriel walks over and shakes him by the shoulders. "Get a grip, man!"
Frodo has a flash back of the vision: The Eye of Sauron appears. A voice whispers at first but then gets louder. "Baggins, Baggins, Baggins, Baggins! Frodo. I am your father."
"Noooooooooooooooooooo!" (*Moria Scream*)
Frodo looks at the Lady. "Umm, does that make you my sister?"
Galadriel nods.
"Big sis!"
"Lil bro!"
They huggle. Suddenly all the Elves in Lórien and the Fellowship appear around the clearing. "Awwwwwww!" And then dissapear again.
"I give to you the Light of Eärendil, our most beloved star." Galadriel hands Frodo a flashlight.
"Gee thanks." (sarcastically)
