Lord of the Things!
Chapter Four
Frodo walks in the forest near Amon Hen listening to the CD player he found, yes, in the midst of Sam's cooking supplies. Boromir walks up with some firewood in his arms.
"None of us should wander alone. You least of all, so much depends on you."
Frodo doesn't hear him and is jamming to the music, mouthing the lyrics. Boromir walks up to him.
"I know why you seek solitude!" he shouts. "You suffer! I see it day by day!"
Frodo takes off his earphones. "Hmmmm?" Boromir shoves a copy of the script at him.
"Oh yeah!" Frodo takes the script. "Thanks, man."
"Sure no problem." says Boromir impatiently.
Frodo flips through the script. "Ah here we go!" He clears his throat. "By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!"
Boromir blinks.
Frodo falls over laughing. "Hahaha, I'm sorry, heeehee, Boromir! I just had to do that." He tries to look serious but only succeeds in cracking up again.
Boromir throws down his script. "Heck with this, you little twerp!" He tackles Frodo and tries to strange him, but Frodo suddenly dissapears.
"What the."
"Invisibility Cloak." says Frodo's quickly retreating voice.
"Harry Potter?! What about the Ring?!"
"Nanenanebooboo!"
"Curse you!"
Boromir picks up the CD player and puts on the earphones. "Britney Spears?!?!?! Aaaaaah!! Noooo!! The horror! Oh, the horror!"
Frodo walks in the forest near Amon Hen listening to the CD player he found, yes, in the midst of Sam's cooking supplies. Boromir walks up with some firewood in his arms.
"None of us should wander alone. You least of all, so much depends on you."
Frodo doesn't hear him and is jamming to the music, mouthing the lyrics. Boromir walks up to him.
"I know why you seek solitude!" he shouts. "You suffer! I see it day by day!"
Frodo takes off his earphones. "Hmmmm?" Boromir shoves a copy of the script at him.
"Oh yeah!" Frodo takes the script. "Thanks, man."
"Sure no problem." says Boromir impatiently.
Frodo flips through the script. "Ah here we go!" He clears his throat. "By Elbereth and Luthien the Fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!"
Boromir blinks.
Frodo falls over laughing. "Hahaha, I'm sorry, heeehee, Boromir! I just had to do that." He tries to look serious but only succeeds in cracking up again.
Boromir throws down his script. "Heck with this, you little twerp!" He tackles Frodo and tries to strange him, but Frodo suddenly dissapears.
"What the."
"Invisibility Cloak." says Frodo's quickly retreating voice.
"Harry Potter?! What about the Ring?!"
"Nanenanebooboo!"
"Curse you!"
Boromir picks up the CD player and puts on the earphones. "Britney Spears?!?!?! Aaaaaah!! Noooo!! The horror! Oh, the horror!"
