Eep. Leena and her Gun Sniper really did some damage to the studio during
the interview with Bit; but we're up and running again! And Magnum isn't in
the bathroom this time! *slaps Magnum on the back * Silly thing, I'm the
one who hides out in the bathroom---- wait, I hide out in corners. Oh well!
Today we'll be doing an interview with. *gulp * Leena. So if you have a
full suit of armor, please have it handy.
Izzy: *sniffs the microphone * Oh! *blush * Hello! And welcome to that show where we, as in Magnum and I *psst, Magnum, where are you!? * interview the cast from Zoids. Today, we will be interviewing that ever so high strong warrior, Leena Toros. Leena, c'mon down.
Leena: *comes stomping down the stairs *
Audience: *hides *
Izzy: Ok. well, since the interview with Bit was so friggin short, due to, umm. "difficulties", we're gonna try to make this interview longer. (of all the interviews that had to be longer __ EEEEEH ) But before we start, we'd like to say hello to Bit, whom is in the hospital with several broken bones and a few brain injuries.
Leena: *grabs the camera and leers into it * HOW YA FEELING BIT!? MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Izzy: Leena, would you please sit down?
Leena: Certainly, sorry for the disturbance.
Audience member #61: Yea and for all of the others.
Leena: *shoots audience member #61 * Lets get started, shall we?
Izzy: ..Errm, okay, so, Leena, how do you feel about working on the show Zoids?
Leena: Oh, well, its quite fun to blow up random people/things on a daily basis.
Magnum: *from the ceiling * I FEEL A BURP COMING ON!!!
Izzy: Eh, ok. Thank you for sharing that with us Magnum. *coughcough *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU BLOWN UP!?
Izzy: .Do you smell something burning?
*Leena is chasing audience member #61 whom has recarnated *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * OH COOL, HER HEAD'S ON FIRE! *gets a lighter * *sets head on fire * OH BOY!
Izzy: NE! NO MORE HEADS ON FIRE!
Magnum: *from the ceiling * CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!?
Izzy: NO! *calls animal control *
Leena: *chases audience member #61 with an extremely large axe *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * CAN I HAVE A FURBY!?
Izzy: *throws a Furby at Magnum * WHY DON'T YA SMOKE IT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!?
Magnum: *chases the Furby with JIGA-THE-WOOSHY-MALLET *
Leena: *cheerfully sets the audience on fire *
Izzy: STOP! WE NEED TO DO THE INTERVIEW! GRR! *gets Jamie's Pteras *
Jamie: NOOOOOOOOO!! MY PTERAS!! *highjacks a pizza boy's car *
Izzy: .Bit wasn't kidding. *runs the Pteras into Leena *
Leena: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
Izzy: AN INTERVIEW DAMN IT!!!
Leena: Oh, ok, all you had to do was ask.
Magnum: *cheerfully chases the Furby with a box of matches *
Izzy: Have you noticed how everything so EEEEEEVIL is done "cheerfully" around here? *slaps self * BACK TO DE INTERVIEW! So, *ahem * Leena, what your feelings on the other members of the cast?
Leena: Well, Brad's ok. Jamie, is well, what you saw back there. And Bit needs a "slice of humble pie".
Izzy: Can't argue with you there.
*sprinklers go off *
Izzy: When's animal control gonna get here!?
Magnum: *squeals happily * *her matches go out from the sprinklers * Oh poo.
Furby: You suck! Hee hee hee!
Magnum: *gets a flaming torch *
Furby: Crap it.
Izzy: ..Ok, so, how do you feel about Harry, Leena?
Leena: He can suck helium and float into a storm cloud for all I care.
Magnum: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! *gets a balloon full of helium *
Izzy: .That's it, I'm sueing animal control.
Leena: Aren't you gonna ask me about my Gun Sniper?
Izzy: Eh. I guess so, how do you feel about your Gun Sniper?
Leena: IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! IT. HAS. GUNS!
Izzy: Yes. a whole butt load of em.
Leena: *makes shot gun noises *
Izzy: Well ok, I guess that about wraps up this show; join us next time when----
*Animal control busts in *
Magnum: NE, I CAN REALLY FEEL THAT BURP NOW! *sucks in helium *
Izzy: WAIT! NO! MAGNUM DON'T------
*the studio blows up *
Magnum: *from under the rubble * HEY IZZY, THAT WAS FUN! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
Izzy: .. *attacks Magnum rabidly * *foams at the mouth * *ROAR! *
Izzy: *sniffs the microphone * Oh! *blush * Hello! And welcome to that show where we, as in Magnum and I *psst, Magnum, where are you!? * interview the cast from Zoids. Today, we will be interviewing that ever so high strong warrior, Leena Toros. Leena, c'mon down.
Leena: *comes stomping down the stairs *
Audience: *hides *
Izzy: Ok. well, since the interview with Bit was so friggin short, due to, umm. "difficulties", we're gonna try to make this interview longer. (of all the interviews that had to be longer __ EEEEEH ) But before we start, we'd like to say hello to Bit, whom is in the hospital with several broken bones and a few brain injuries.
Leena: *grabs the camera and leers into it * HOW YA FEELING BIT!? MWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Izzy: Leena, would you please sit down?
Leena: Certainly, sorry for the disturbance.
Audience member #61: Yea and for all of the others.
Leena: *shoots audience member #61 * Lets get started, shall we?
Izzy: ..Errm, okay, so, Leena, how do you feel about working on the show Zoids?
Leena: Oh, well, its quite fun to blow up random people/things on a daily basis.
Magnum: *from the ceiling * I FEEL A BURP COMING ON!!!
Izzy: Eh, ok. Thank you for sharing that with us Magnum. *coughcough *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU BLOWN UP!?
Izzy: .Do you smell something burning?
*Leena is chasing audience member #61 whom has recarnated *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * OH COOL, HER HEAD'S ON FIRE! *gets a lighter * *sets head on fire * OH BOY!
Izzy: NE! NO MORE HEADS ON FIRE!
Magnum: *from the ceiling * CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!?
Izzy: NO! *calls animal control *
Leena: *chases audience member #61 with an extremely large axe *
Magnum: *from the ceiling * CAN I HAVE A FURBY!?
Izzy: *throws a Furby at Magnum * WHY DON'T YA SMOKE IT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT!?
Magnum: *chases the Furby with JIGA-THE-WOOSHY-MALLET *
Leena: *cheerfully sets the audience on fire *
Izzy: STOP! WE NEED TO DO THE INTERVIEW! GRR! *gets Jamie's Pteras *
Jamie: NOOOOOOOOO!! MY PTERAS!! *highjacks a pizza boy's car *
Izzy: .Bit wasn't kidding. *runs the Pteras into Leena *
Leena: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
Izzy: AN INTERVIEW DAMN IT!!!
Leena: Oh, ok, all you had to do was ask.
Magnum: *cheerfully chases the Furby with a box of matches *
Izzy: Have you noticed how everything so EEEEEEVIL is done "cheerfully" around here? *slaps self * BACK TO DE INTERVIEW! So, *ahem * Leena, what your feelings on the other members of the cast?
Leena: Well, Brad's ok. Jamie, is well, what you saw back there. And Bit needs a "slice of humble pie".
Izzy: Can't argue with you there.
*sprinklers go off *
Izzy: When's animal control gonna get here!?
Magnum: *squeals happily * *her matches go out from the sprinklers * Oh poo.
Furby: You suck! Hee hee hee!
Magnum: *gets a flaming torch *
Furby: Crap it.
Izzy: ..Ok, so, how do you feel about Harry, Leena?
Leena: He can suck helium and float into a storm cloud for all I care.
Magnum: THAT'S A GOOD IDEA! *gets a balloon full of helium *
Izzy: .That's it, I'm sueing animal control.
Leena: Aren't you gonna ask me about my Gun Sniper?
Izzy: Eh. I guess so, how do you feel about your Gun Sniper?
Leena: IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! IT. HAS. GUNS!
Izzy: Yes. a whole butt load of em.
Leena: *makes shot gun noises *
Izzy: Well ok, I guess that about wraps up this show; join us next time when----
*Animal control busts in *
Magnum: NE, I CAN REALLY FEEL THAT BURP NOW! *sucks in helium *
Izzy: WAIT! NO! MAGNUM DON'T------
*the studio blows up *
Magnum: *from under the rubble * HEY IZZY, THAT WAS FUN! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
Izzy: .. *attacks Magnum rabidly * *foams at the mouth * *ROAR! *
